Genshin Impact + Tomb Raiding + No Couples

"We can explore the area ahead another time... just kidding!"

—And so, Master Hu Tao plunged headfirst into a “brand new instance” that even Paimon could be scared away!

Walnut, the 77th generation head of the Wangsheng Hall, who was happily "expanding his business" on Wuwangpo, encountered the most outrageous negative review in Teyvat history: terrible leyline channels and awful navigation! The service was so bad that they threw the customer out of the world!

When I opened my eyes, I saw a gloomy and eerie primeval forest, and all I could hear was the incoherent language of another world.

No elemental power replenishment? The monsters (?) are losing sanity faster and faster?

Are cars "metal-shelled, ghostly, earth-burrowing beasts"? Are firearms "mortal versions of the Rainbow-Piercing Spear"?

The concepts of life and death here are so crude that they would make even professionals' scalps tingle!

Walnut: Oh no, have I become an abnormal creature? But it's okay, the business scope of the Hall of Rebirth is the stars and the sea (just kidding)!

When the tomb raiding trio meets an otherworldly fire-type berserker (who also happens to be the head of a funeral home):

Fatty Wang: "Naive! Bro! Look! I found a little girl who can set fires to ward off evil spirits and even give psychological counseling to zongzi!"

Wu Xie: "...Did she just say that the Forbidden Woman's 'service quality is poor and needs to be dealt with in a bad review'?"

Zhang Qiling: "..." (Staring at the burning homa staff in Hu Tao's hand, lost in thought)

Black Bear: "Tsk, this flame is unscientific. Little sister, want to buy sunglasses? I'll give you a 1% discount."

"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I bask in the moonlight!"

—Hu Tao's Otherworldly Version—Still Not Off-Key?—Yeah, right!

Ye Qiming's team was caught in a time-space storm and could not escape. At the critical moment, Ye Qiming burst out his potential to send his team members away, but he himself was swept into the Ark of Tomorrow and became an infected person.

What does it feel like to wake up almost buried alive? Jiang Bai felt panicked and kicked open the coffin lid, only to bump into Hu Tao, the head of the Hall of Rebirth. Having been resurrected, Jiang Bai was taken back to the Hall of Rebirth by Hu Tao, who, as he wished, placed great hopes on him. "One day, your name, Jiang Bai, the Soul Ferryman, will resound throughout every corner of Teyvat," the imposing Hall Master Hu declared with a wave of his hand. Jiang Bai, the hard-working man burdened with such expectations, watched as a huge pie fell on his face, nearly breaking his teeth. ——————Ps: No reading difficulties for those unfamiliar with Genshin Impact; this will guide you through experiencing the world of Genshin Impact from another perspective.

【Simulation starts】

[This is a winter in the fifth century AD]

[The long hunt of the Winter Goddess is finally over, but her original home is no longer suitable for habitation. 】

[Finally one day my father made a decision. We boarded the boat and headed west, finally arriving at an island. 】

【We are——Saxons】

[The outsiders and conquerors of this land are also survivors trying to survive. 】

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Qin Qiaosong is a traveler, but his soul has long been imprinted on the history of Xingyue.

I am King Arthur's enemy, the wolf from the sea;

I am the guide and the light of Hades;

I am a compatriot of smoke-drunk Hassan, a person who failed to become "Hasan";

I am the younger brother of the Roman Emperor, and I perform "The Double" at the end of the show;

I am the work of Love, the guardian of Pharaoh;

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Then one day I fought a Holy Grail War with only me.

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Kal'tsit: "Traveler, what brings you to this land this time?"

"As you can see, I have come to break that destiny."

I am no longer being driven forward.

I have found my love.

I have been reborn.

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