"So, we've time-traveled?" Under a small overpass in the Longmen slums, a girl with snow-white hair sat curled up in a ball under the bridge. She had eyes as red as a blood moon, and her fair, delicate skin looked as if it could be squeezed to release moisture. Her exquisite features were like the work of God, her small red lips tempting one to bite them, and her short, tufted hairs looked like chick feathers, incredibly smooth and cute. The only flaw was the tattered blanket covering her, which looked out of place, but it also revealed her bare, snow-white feet. Her toes, round and distinct like grapes, looked as if she had never walked before, full of beauty. Above that was a small section of her calf exposed to the air, her fair skin with soft lines, slender and smooth, even the faint light seemed to shimmer...

This is mostly lighthearted and entertaining; just enjoy it for fun. There's basically no harsh truth. (There might be a lot of flaws, so read with caution.)

The parts I wrote earlier might seem a bit "unskilled," since it was my first time writing.

Main characters: Guo Yifei, Ying, System (alias Obito)

The protagonist, due to poor driving, fell into a ditch and died instantly. When he woke up, he found himself "turned into a walnut"—or rather, a body with two souls. The system connected to him when he regained his physical body...

Guo Yifei failed to transform back into a male due to some coincidences, and the character was chosen as the "big sister" in the shape of a walnut.

What a pathetic 1.8-meter tall guy.

This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...

Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...

Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...

Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife

Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...

Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...

As Shuiyue's older sister, Miss Skadi was extremely proud. Her Shuiyue was so cute, so well-behaved, so outstanding, so sensible, a first-rate cook, and an amazing gamer—he was practically the underwater pearl of Agor! The best boy in Terra! "Miss Skadi, your brother has run off with another woman again." "Ghost Shark, I'll fucking kill you!" Okay, if there was anything Miss Skadi worried about about Shuiyue, it was that he was always being seduced by other women. "Now I regret it, I deeply regret it. Why did I have to be so foolish back then and..." [Fourfold, no cooking today]

To become Shirou Emiya, there are only three things to do.

First: high jump in the sunset;

Second: Transform into Emiya Giant Warrior and defeat the Holy Grail War in one day.

Third: "Be prepared to be stabbed at any time."

"But why? The system is here. You're telling me the Holy Grail War doesn't exist? There aren't even any magicians?!"

This is a resort where there is only daily life and no tragedy.

In order to protect this peaceful world, Shirou had to become the strongest worker, transform into a nuclear swordsman, travel to other parallel worlds to fight through the Holy Grail War and solve the burning of humanity.

I will write about twenty chapters of daily life in the beginning.

If you want to see exciting battles, you can jump directly to the end of chapters 19-20.

A slice-of-life story about a single woman who protects Funina.

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"Lady Funina, I am just a guard, not a personal attendant."

"I know, I know."

"Go buy that limited edition cake, and the pudding too, basically all desserts!"

......

"Oh dear, Lady Funina will secretly cry at night!"

"Don't laugh! I accuse you of mocking the gods!"

"Are you willing to send me to Mero Petersburg?"

......

"Don't be afraid, Funina, I will protect you."

A young man who was grinding through a game event during his holiday was unexpectedly transported to another world. He became her and started a new life in Teyvat with his game account from many years ago.

Ying is the protagonist's in-game nickname, which later became her usual name. It's not a misspelling of the name.

Finally, I didn't get any bad pulls in the Abyss, and I've welcomed another princess.

As for the plot, I wrote down whatever I dreamed about. The first ten chapters were basically the author's brain starting up, and I was just going through the main storyline normally.

The author is new, so there may be shortcomings in writing style, and the content may be somewhat superficial. I will try my best to correct typos.

Twenty-two years after his transmigration, Su Ming has confirmed that this is a normal, unbroken worldline. He has become a winner in life, married a beautiful and wealthy woman, and is preparing to become the CEO of Me Company, about to reach the pinnacle of his life. Although his wife's white-haired, blue-eyed and silver-haired, gray-eyed best friends have their eyes on him, as a devoted and good man, he will never have any ulterior motives. [Ding—] [Conditions met, the following strategy system has been loaded. Please use the following methods to conquer the heroine!] Sigh, although life is good for him now, having a system makes things even more wonderful. [Ding—] [Conditions met, the kingly strategy system has been loaded. Please use the kingly methods to conquer the heroine!] Oh? A dual system? Interesting. Looks like I have to apologize to Mei. Let me see! Buhou! There's a dungeon! Is this strategy system for conquering dungeons?! Oh my god, this system is so mean. Replenish! Damn system! Why is Honkai resistance in your rewards?! Is this going to cause a Honkai outbreak?! System, you've messed with me! Give me back my carefree daily life!

[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]

I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?

I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!

Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!

Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!

But why can he only be a cook?!

Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!

Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!

Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!

Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!

Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?

King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?

Navelette: The soup is delicious!

Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.

Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?