Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
How did you guys even collaborate with Type-Moon? This Type-Moon game is so polished, isn't it a waste to use it for card games? I'm here to play cards, what are you doing?! How did you even get approved with this level of damage? Why even added a GAL system? What?! This isn't a game, did I travel through time?! ————————————The cards are original creations based on legends and abilities. Essentially, they're a card-based combat system; no cards from the original Yu-Gi-Oh game will appear. This isn't a canonical Yu-Gi-Oh story; it's just using card games to bring in related servants and characters.
"If the Earth were shrunk to the size of a glass marble with a diameter of 1 cm, then the Sun would be about 117 meters away from the marble, a sphere with a diameter of about 1.09 meters. Coincidentally, it fits perfectly in my living room." A solar system model, a very common type of popular science textbook. Chen Ran was sure he had simply turned his head, but how did this solar system model suddenly come alive? "Terra? This planet model says Terra?" Which Terra? "Planet native detected: Skadi..." Oh, this Terra, Arknights, right? And Skadi, the killer whale. "Skadi is leading the Sea Si herd in an attempt to break through the star pod." The translucent bullet box flashed for a few seconds, completing the following paragraph. Chen Ran: "?" Wait a minute? Which Skadi is this? Which world line's Terra is this from?
Qin Qing, reincarnated in Liyue as a soldier in the Qianyan Army, one day entered a pure white space and discovered his soul had split, simultaneously traveling through nine worlds. In "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected," my sister is Yuigahama Yui. For her happiness, I want her to be the heroine. I must first conquer Yukinoshita Yukino. Look how powerful I am... What, Yukinoshita Yukino conquered me? In "Naruto," Konoha is a terrorist organization. I must escape first, then destroy it. In "Inuyasha," I'm a weak mountain god in this world. I can't protect anything, I can't do anything... I heard there's a treasure called the Shikon Jade that can make aliens stronger. In "Type-Moon," we were planning to get married, but while I was using the bathroom, she became the King of Great Britain and is about to marry a queen. Do you think you'd want a woman like that? In "Ultraman Tiga," a suited figure fights a monster with brutal ferocity, dismembering another one.
[Non-cool story + system + slow start + multiple female protagonists + serious + entry + all-in + krypton gold]
Jiang Yu never thought that he would travel through time, and after traveling through time, he couldn't afford to eat minced meat and eggplant rice!
"Two thousand yuan for a box of rice? Why don't you just go and rob it!"
Not only can you not afford to eat, but you are also tied to a super money-making entry system!
As long as you have money, you can give entries to everything!
In order to survive in this strange world full of emptiness, he can only make money like crazy!
Kelin: "Brother Jiang Yu, eating this... can it really help everyone?"
Jiang Yu: "Don't talk, keep eating!"
Ellen: "If I wear this, can I really hear my friends' inner thoughts? But... it's so embarrassing!"
Jiang Yu: "Why are you asking so many questions? Just put it on."
Inside Hole Zero.
Nineveh: "Master Jiang Yu... I... I will transform into human form first."
Jiang Yu: "Don't move, we want the Great Nineveh!"
Qing Yi: "...or it may be illegal."
…
No one helps me to reach the top, I will borrow money to reach the top of the mountain!
Finally, after unremitting efforts, he topped the new Alidu Deadbeat List and became the strongest man in the world.
New Elido press conference.
Reporter: "Mr. Jiang Yu, as the biggest deadbeat in New Ailidu, don't you have any sense of shame?"
"Deadbeat? What do you mean by deadbeat? I just advanced the commission for protecting New Eridu!"
Others who traveled through Bengtie had all sorts of cheats and were smitten with beautiful women from the start. But Ye Xuan, upon crossing over, was cruelly abandoned by the Black Tower for being 'worthless' and could only follow the main questline to gain experience. Luckily, he quickly linked his immortal cultivation diary. By updating his daily diary entries, he could gain traditional immortal cultivation abilities. Black Tower: "What the hell is this immortal cultivation? Oh my god, I want to know what's next. Ye Xuan, I was wrong. Please update soon!" March Seven: "Wow, reaching the pinnacle of immortal cultivation is so powerful! Can you know the past and the future? Will you be able to know what I was like in the past?" Kafka: "Are there really immortals in this world who can easily reach the destination I desire?!" Silver Wolf: "This immortal cultivator is such a stunner! I refuse to accept it!" Fireworks: "A Nascent Soul cultivator is so terrifying! He can grab stars and moons. If he reaches the stage of transcending tribulation, wouldn't he be able to defeat a Star God?!" Illusion: "Your..."
The ambitious young man Mo Chen was originally at home eating hot pot, singing songs, browsing Star Tie and watching special effects.
Unexpectedly, the Emperor Armor, who was originally sparring with the 'Flame Dragon' on the screen, suddenly came alive and looked at him...
When he came to his senses, he appeared on the streets of Luofu.
He was penniless at the time and was just about to tighten his belt to make ends meet, but he found...
Mo Chen: Eh? What's that thing on your waist?!
"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."
Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"
Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"
Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."
Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"
Russell, who traveled to Type-Moon for unknown reasons, is in distress.
Good news: He got the cheat code.
Bad news: The cheat code is 100% or even 90% wrong.
"You need to enter keywords, and use the keywords to generate the life of a certain historical figure for the trial, and get relevant rewards based on the trial achievements?"
"Then I must choose the most ancient dragon Aotian, the all-purpose Gilgamesh!"
"Can't you directly enter a person's name as a keyword?
" "Then, the most ancient hero king, Uruk, a hybrid of man and god."
"Huh? Why am I not called Gilgamesh in the simulation?"
"What!? You said that according to the latest unearthed stone tablet, Lugalbanda is the most ancient hero king?! So I am Gilgamesh's father now?"
"You use the sword of Earth history to kill my official on the moon!?"
Faced with the obviously pitfalls of the cheat code, the trial without any information strategy, and the weak start, Russell could only sigh.
"Ah! This is bad luck. But since I'm here, it's okay if I can't pass the level, but can I let you bully me?"
Current Progress: Fourth War (Manned Spaceflight) → Original Millennium Holy Grail War (Historical Choice Prerequisite) → South American Amazon (Alien Impact on Earth's Ecosystem) → Clock Tower (Developing Self-Power). After losing a fierce karate bout to Nitou Car, Xing Qingjiu awakens to find himself transported to the Type-Moon world. There, he encounters a Servant who calls himself the Messiah—why would a Servant who calls himself the Messiah be a science major? Why would someone skip the Holy Grail War to go to the moon? Researching the nature of the soul... Wait, let me do it? I'll tackle cutting-edge issues? Okay, I'll win! "It's precisely because I can't touch them that they sparkle, and it makes my heart flutter," said Xing Qingqiu, who had just returned to Earth from low-Earth orbit. "The sparkle that once seemed unreachable to me even if I wanted to touch it is now within my reach, and it still sparkles." "I have a future I want to touch, a world I want to change, and ideals I want to realize." "There are so many unknowns waiting for me to explore ahead. As my teacher leads me into the door of a new world, all I see are stars."