Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.

[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]

Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.

But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.

With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.

[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]

[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]

[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]

[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]

[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]

[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]

[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]

Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!

[Review] + [Genshin Impact]

[Zero Zone] and [Star Iron] will be added later.

Every world will take a different turn... and what will happen when people see someone who is the same as them but different from them?

The protagonist can never be the protagonist, and the supporting character can never be the supporting character. Perhaps in an unknown world, the supporting character also plays the role of the protagonist!

But what role will each person play in all of this?

Let's look forward to it...

After Chapter 37, characters from Territory Zero and Honkai Impact 3rd will be added. Thank you!

A video playback system has appeared in Teyvat, and all sorts of high-quality fan art are being uploaded there, including various regrets from the main storyline. What kind of sparks will fly when these appear in Teyvat? (Please submit some fan art!)

(Genshin Impact + Slice of Life + Lighthearted + Funny + Plot + No Dimensional Barriers + Various Types of Spam + Author's Random Intervention + Invincible + Transmigration + Game & Anime + No Female Lead + Saving the Knife + I Drowned the Water God of Fontainebleau + Gui Zhong and Zhong Li's CP is Locked in, Take it or Leave + Those Who Don't Read the Synopsis and Still Criticize, Don't Blame It on Themselves + Cloud Monkeys and Idiots, Please Don't Show Off Your Intelligence + Those Who Read the Synopsis and Still Dislike the Style and Characteristics, Don't Blame It on Themselves + More Genshin Impact Fanfiction to be Added When I Remember). This is a story about a god who inexplicably arrives in an unknown world and meets all sorts of humans and gods. In this story, our motto is: Don't Do Anything Serious! By the way, this book contains a lot of things that break the dimensional barrier, so please don't panic. Also, this article contains a lot of various types of spam, so please try to swim to later chapters or skip directly to chapters. Also, this is a Genshin Impact fanfiction, yes, it's a Genshin Impact fanfiction, a Genshin Impact slice-of-life, lighthearted, funny, plot-driven fanfiction. So, can you find my book in the search?!

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

————

Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

............

After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"

[Slow pace][Casual][Mid-game Pokémon arrival][Teyvat gets bigger and bigger]

Liangzhai traveled through time and saw a Hilichurl circling around him and a Slime rubbing against his feet.

Is this Teyvat really something? Our Liangzhai is going to investigate!

In Mondstadt, he is the magical "Steve" businessman, always ready to help those in need.

Not only is he a glorious Grand Knight of the Knights of Favonius, but also a close ally of the Dawn Winery...

In Liyue, he is a close friend of the Geo Archon and the other immortals, and often takes the blame for Zhongli Laodeng.

As for the countries that follow...

Please explore the areas ahead at a later time!

While chatting with Zhong Li, Su Mo accidentally activated the Honkai Impact 3 system. Through this system, Su Mo could transform into various Honkai Impact 3 characters. Herrscher of the Void versus Morax? Herrscher of the Wind versus Barbatos? Yae Sakura versus Yae no Miko? Herrscher of Thunder versus Thunder General? ... System, can you give me some real-world missions? What? Those character cards are my clones? Damn... Japanese?

Take my advice, don't click on this book, it's absolutely terrible.

My writing isn't very good; I'm using this as practice. It's based on an alternate universe, and I wrote this entirely because I like Qingque and Fu Xuan, even though I don't actually have a Fu Xuan. I write out of interest, so updates might be infrequent. Please forgive any inconvenience.

Who is the person that Ayaka Kamisato has been searching for in Inazuma Castle? Who is this person that the young lady of the Kamisato family can't forget? Why does Yoomiya always stand so intently on the shore, like a statue waiting for her husband? Who is she waiting for? Yae no Miko's novels are always so moving, but why is it that the male lead has the same name in different novels? And why is the female lead always Yae no Miko herself? How strange. I heard that General Raiden left a man at the castle tower overnight? Who is that person? Why is he being treated so well by the General? Also, that person should be sleeping in another room, right? That should be it, right? —"System, didn't you say they don't have any memories of the dungeon?" "...Tch...System repair in progress..." "..." "System repair failed." "???"