This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

I've been transported to the world of Genshin Impact and obtained a god-level ranking system. I'll start by creating a Teyvat power ranking, and everyone who makes the list will receive a reward.

Araki Ichidou: My name is on this too. I am truly a handsome man.

Klee: Klee, the Spark Knight of the Knights of Favonius, reporting for duty.

Divine Child: Sister Gan Yu is on the list, so that blockhead should be on the list too, right?

General Lei Dian: I didn’t expect there was someone better than me.

Xiao: The adult who played the organ must be on the list too.

Wendy: I ​​don’t want to be on the list, I just want to slack off.

Zhong Li: I don't want to be on the list either; I just want to be a carefree person.

…

As one character after another climbs onto the power rankings, other rankings follow suit!

The punctuation marks in the front are not complete because I just started using mobile phone codes, but they are basically all there in the back.

There are many heroines chasing after their husbands. Many readers have said before that they don’t want to see other time travelers. If you don’t want to read it, they have all been sent back in Chapter 54. You can start reading from Chapter 45.

Fate... what a mysterious thing! It's like a script in the hands of a director! From the very beginning, it's destined to go to that ending.

Even if we try hard to change the process, the ending will always go to that destined path in an incredible way.

So, I deleted my existence in the script, and let me, the variable, change this imperfect world!

Tia transmigrated to Fuyuki City and became a red-haired boy. He originally thought he was just an ordinary person, but to his surprise, at the age of 7 during the Fourth Holy Grail War, he met Waver and learned that he actually had a magic circuit—and even accidentally awakened his Origin.

Tia never would have imagined that his Origin was actually sword! He turned out to be Shirou Emiya before the Great Fire of Fuyuki!

What shocked Tia even more was that his father and mother's Origins were Compassion and Return, respectively!

What the hell is going on here?! Is this really the Fourth Holy Grail War I know? This is way too absurd!

Yun Xiao, a half-blooded young man from the Qingqiu clan abandoned by the fox and wolf tribes, accidentally awakened the [Apprenticeship System], which rewards successful apprenticeship. "Ding—You become [General Tianji] Feixiao's apprentice, and are rewarded with [Mastery of All Martial Arts] and [Peak Body Refining]." "Ding—You become [General Zhuyuan] Huaiyan's apprentice, and are rewarded with [Mastery of Blacksmithing] and [Red Bright Divine Fire]." "Ding—You become [General Luofu Siding] Lingsha's apprentice, and are rewarded with [Mastery of Medicine] and [Striving for Excellence]." "Ding—You become [Strategist Yaoqing] Jiaoqiu's apprentice, and are rewarded with [Mastery of Culinary Arts] and [Strategy]." "Ding—You become [Flame Wheel Eight Leaves] Yunli's apprentice, and are rewarded with [Mastery of Jailer] and [Red Lotus of Tribulation Fire]." ... Years later, Yun Xiao, now invincible in the interstellar space, stated in a media interview, "I've repeatedly emphasized that becoming a Star God is not what I want. It's simply that I have too many powerful apprentices, and I accidentally became invincible!"

Artoria: Arthur, my proud son, the glory of all Britain. As the Crown Prince of Camelot, you shall inherit all that I have: my throne, all my possessions, including but not limited to the Knights of the Round Table, my Holy Lance and Sword, the noble steeds of the Royal Stables, and all the treasures in the treasury.

Mordred: Mom, what about me? Ah, I see. My brother inherits everything from you, and I inherit everything from him. That's the happy end, right? So, when will you abdicate, Mom? How many tables will we have at the wedding? Can I use your scabbard as a surfboard?

Altria: Knight Mordred, I appoint you Earl of Glamorgan, and you must take up the post immediately!

Traveling to Arthurian Britain, Artorius faces only one question: a major traitor or a minor villain?

I have just traveled to the original god, and I have a golden finger. I want to succeed the rock god, and also come with a well-behaved and obedient secretary Gan Yu?

Just when Zhong Rui was about to say that it has never been such a wonderful start, the necessary system for time travelers has officially awakened!

【Ding! Life Simulator is always at your service! 】

【Ding! The dimensional chat group is now open for you! 】

【Ding! Self-discipline makes you stronger. The system is loaded! 】

[The life selection system has awakened! The host is asked to make a choice within thirty seconds, give up the choice, and erase it immediately! 】

Zhong Rui:?

The next second, he took out the body of the life selection system and held it in the palm of his hand.

Zhong Rui: Say it again? (Smile)

Life selection system:? ? ?

Bribing fools to deceive the Queen of Winter, causing the largest and most evil Shura field in the history of the Fire Chaser, exploiting the natives of another world with Kazuma, taking the miserable boss to sunbathe, etc...

Celebrate!

He is a god who combines the power of many systems into one, transcends time and space, and knows the past and the future!

Mondstadt.

"Not a billion, not even a hundred million, just ten million Mora! Bring home pure, natural, and pollution-free genuine Fengshen Brew!! What are you waiting for!?"

Clutching a jar of Anemo Brew he had just snatched from Venti, Kong was running for his life through Mondstadt! Closely chasing after him was Venti, who was trying to reclaim his prized possession!

Liyue Harbor, the Summoning Ceremony.

"Your Majesty! My Lord!!! What will I do without you!!"

"Your Majesty! My Lord!!! Why did you leave me so soon!?"

Sora and Wendy hugged each other and put on a show of crying bitterly in front of the huge dragon corpse in front of them!

Zhongli stood behind the two of them, his fists clenched tightly.

In short, this is the story of a carefree wanderer in the mortal world of Teyvat.

Jiang Heng, armed with an arsenal of weapons from Honkai Impact 3, has opened a humble shop in Mondstadt. Foolish Teyvatians, we've released new artifacts, the 11th Original, and the new Stigmata Ice Herrscher set. Powers from another world bless you! How can you get them? You'll definitely have to draw a lottery. What? I didn't win a ten-draw combo in one try. Please, didn't you see that Amber, the Knight of Favonius, has already won three hundred draws, still wearing the Hannah set? Didn't she say anything? Keqing: I really want that Magnetic Blade you're using as a shovel, Qiuli Cream! Barbara: For the store manager's Judas Oath, Barbara will do anything. Barbara, go for it! Ningguang: Tell me more about Fu Hua's story. Her Yin-Yang method, the division of heaven and earth, and so on. I'm very interested. From the entire Qun Yu Pavilion, take whatever you want... What, me? There's really nothing I can do about you. We're getting married tomorrow! Paimon: Wow, Ying and the store manager are helping... The Jiemie Greatsword and Fire Stigma I got through friendship are really useful. I just used the fire element to defeat Master Lu for the 99th time, hahaha! Paimon is no longer a mascot! Xiangling, who was standing by and witnessing everything, said: Help, the ingredients are hitting me!