Kevin: I have a pair of magic eyes, a pair of magic eyes that record the past and engrave everything about heroes.
It will choose the son of the times, and I will follow him and witness his bravery and decline.
Because of it, whether I like it or not, I walk in that magnificent epic.
I am called... a man of miracles by the world.
Sand sculpture point:
Kevin: I have a master named Scathach, she wants to stab me every day.
I found a husky named Fenrir, he only knows how to destroy the house.
I have two maids, named Slud and Brunhilde, they are both Valkyries.
I have an apprentice, the goddess of ice and snow Skadi, she always wants to stab me on behalf of the master.
I have a pair of cheap twin sisters in Asgard, the god of light and the god of darkness.
I have a cheap father in the continent of Erin, the god of light and the sun.
In fact, these are not things worth showing off, right?
Shirou: Huh? Messenger of Justice? What's that? If you love your sister, go fight in the Holy Grail War. If you can't even kill six people in a row, and you can't even take down an EA, what's the point of being a sister-con? I always take it with my face, understand? Excuse me, young man next door, but you actually need Saber to help you fight in the Holy Grail War? I always tear people apart with my bare hands, okay? You can't even tear a Servant apart with your bare hands, and you're still calling yourself Gudako's dad? Have some shame! Today, I'm going to teach you how to fight the Holy Grail War! ...
I can't find the cover
End of the world.
The collapse completely came, and the only "human" in the vast land died at the hands of a breakthrough-level collapse beast.
His consciousness gradually faded away, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw only a grid of cells...
Natsukawa Tora transmigrated to Type-Moon. Lacking magic skills and connections, he was busy working odd jobs, initially thinking he'd be the most pathetic transmigrator. But everything changed after he was chosen by the Holy Grail and summoned King Arthur (Old Saber). Especially after the Holy Grail War ended, and Old Saber became his [Special Forces Machine], turning him into Old Saber Superman. ...On a certain day, in Chaldea, in the same familiar corridor, around the same familiar corner. "Sajyou Aika, don't come any closer! I don't know Arthur, really! -- Emergency call!" [Being being teased by a friend's old face [I'm telling you, Souji is super cute]]
[Starry Sky Railway][100, Single Female Mainstream Firefly][Star Core Hunter][Space Comedy]
Name: Qing Tong
Gender: Female
age:???
(A girl who joined the Star Core Hunters for unknown reasons, with an unknown age and strength, appears sweet on the surface but is actually wicked, committing arson, murder, robbery, and bullying of the elderly and children... Ultimately, the company could no longer tolerate her behavior and dispatched its Star God Envoy to capture her, but she managed to escape. Therefore, the company issued a warrant, calling on the entire universe to capture the Star Core Hunter Qing Tong, promising a generous reward if she is caught!)
Provisional bounty: 99.9999999990 + (no upper limit!)
...
"What do you mean by luck that I escaped? If I hadn't intentionally held back, that envoy would have been beaten to death on the spot."
Looking at the wanted poster in her hand, Qing Tong tore it up in annoyance. Then she looked at the girl beside her and gave her a sweet smile.
"Waaaaah~ My dear wife, Firefly~~~ The company is bullying me, I need a hug~~~"
"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?
"Since you have rescued Xier from endless despair, then you must never, ever leave my side."
...
"Mr. Assassin, I heard that you have some unspeakable relationship with Miss Yuexia?"
...
"Is it delicious? Today everything is made according to your taste."
...
This is a story about a newbie who traveled to Bengbengbeng's warehouse with Bengbeng. This is a crazy world.
Here, Lao Yang turned into a girl, Otto also turned into a girl, and the latter was hit by a club with a steel bar picked up from the construction site. Ugly newbie...
Also known as: "I am possessed by Ying Jie and my personality is split every day"
Mu Bei traveled to the continent of Teyvat with the Yingjie possession system.
The first thing I saw was the pink fairy lady who was as gorgeous as flying flowers.
"You have to believe that a cute girl's heart can do anything♪"
So there was a pink fairy grocery store in Mondstadt, which didn’t sell groceries but was only there to help people solve problems.
"The owner of that shop is so nice, and he always likes to put musical notations at the end of his letters. I'm going there again next time!"
"What? You're asking about Noelle? She's working as a clerk in that store."
Later, cats in Mondstadt began to disappear mysteriously frequently, and the Fatui envoys from the Goethe Hotel frequently reported thefts, which gave the Knights of Favonius a headache. This was until Diona, the bartender at the Cat's Tail Tavern, broke down and came to Jean, shouting that there was a thief who attacked her late at night and she was not after money, but only wanted to pet the cats!
Everyone knows that the new female archer adventurer who came to Mondstadt and never misses her target can learn music from Venti like an artist, and talk about alchemy with Albedo like a senior scholar. She even has a seizure occasionally, rushing into the Hilichurl camp roaring and howling, leaving wailing everywhere she goes.
Her best friend, Bennett, scratched his head at this.
"Why does Mu Bei always like to beat up the hill people while yelling for Brother Jie to stop?"
Hundreds of years ago, the sacred unified empire was divided into nine due to civil strife. Britain is one of them.
The one who drew this sword is the king of Britain, and this is a legend left by the generations of Britain. The king is judged by the sword of the king. Then, the king died…
To put it simply, it means that a certain traverser was reborn into a new world after being fooled and spreading fire to become the King of Kings and burned him down, but… this world seems strange.
Protagonist: Fuck you, I read less, don’t lie to me.
Charlemagne and Alexander were heroes of the same time? Well, I take it as it is. But what’s the matter with the Shining of Babylon and Nobunaga of the island country? When Babylon disappeared, the people of the island country were still hanging on the tree as monkeys.
Are you telling me that they are the product of an era? However, Mao Wang is still very cute.
Finally, can anyone tell me why I can draw this sword in the stone?
Daily life of running a shop:
When Zhongli held the spicy hot pot and exclaimed, "This flavor is worthy of being included in the Immortal Banquet Recipes of the Glazed Pavilion!"
Wendy, holding up her milk tea, signed a 'lifetime membership agreement'.
Nasida squatted in front of the milk tea machine, swinging her toes: "The shopkeeper's fairy tale picture books are a million times more interesting than the Void Terminal~"
Even the usually aloof Gan Yu, holding the osmanthus wine, asked softly, "Could...could you mix this wine for me again?"
The most amazing one was Yae no Miko, who twirled her fox ears and handed over a piece of paper: "Draw a fox demon fanfic for me. If you draw it well... I'll let you touch my ears."
Even the water goddess Frynn came to the shop every day to urge him to update his book, "Teyvat Love Notes"!
On the day the fish was boiled, Ying squatted in the Liyue Cloud Sea with a bowl in her arms. After eating three bowls, she blushed and said, "This taste is more eternal than the Three-Colored Dumplings."
Then one day, the system suddenly prompted: 'The Heavenly Law Seal has been detected to be loosening. The host needs to gather the power of the Seven Gods to break through the dimensional veil...'
This time, it's not Teyvat saving the world, but Earth and the gods going head-to-head!
Time travel, system, Genshin Impact, slice-of-life, multiple female protagonists... The synopsis is too weak... If you're interested, please read the main text.