This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

As a member of the will of the Great Honkai Universe, what's wrong with me, Chen Xiao (transmigrated), opening a shop in the Genshin Impact world?

Come to my shop, what can't you get from the Great Collapse Universe?

What? You're saying 100,000 Mora is too expensive? How is it expensive? Hasn't it always been this price?

Reflect on whether you've worked hard and earned money properly. It must be because you haven't worked hard enough, right?

Hey? Mr. Zhong, look how bad it is that the position of the Geo Archon is vacant. Why don't you come here and try to get it? Maybe you can get the Heart of the God back?

You can get anything here! There's nothing you can't get!

If all else fails, I'll take away Tianli's position for you too!

This book is exclusively sponsored by Aha Children.

Reader: Ah, I want to see some fun.

Aha: Look, look at the fun! Are two enough?

Reader: Not enough, but thank you Aha, Aha is so nice.

Good heavens! Reborn in the Beng Tie Ai Li Mi Xie, Qi Ye became Xi Lian and Bai E's childhood sweethearts.

He awakened the moral compass option system.

You can earn corresponding integrity points by making various choices.

Morality points can be used for lotteries and to exchange for various exotic items.

It can help the host become an excellent and somewhat capable "gentleman".

Huh? Wait a minute! Why is "gentleman" in quotation marks?!

Also, why does the system include the "loli" factor in most of its options...?

Xi Lian: Hmm... Little Qi Ye, why did you lift me up high and call me a pink fairy?

Tibby: Little Night, no! Give us back "our" shoes!

Feng Jin: Oh! Ye Bao! This is someone else's white silk! Not the handkerchief you use to wipe your mouth!

Crydella: How dare you... to me?! Death penalty!

Seven Nights: Lolicon? You mean me? Hilarious. The traditional Chinese virtues of respecting the elderly and caring for the young—I've done that, and I'll do the rest too.

The introduction is insufficient; please read the main text.

Wu Yao unexpectedly transmigrated to the world of the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway and possessed the body of a celestial being whose lifespan was about to end. Faced with the approaching death, a strong will to survive forced him to do something.

In this world, the Star God, the Knowledgeable One, was initially just a celestial computer. However, as He came into contact with more and more knowledge, He eventually rose to become a Star God and completely took control of the destiny of knowledge.

With such a brilliant and insightful example before him, why can't he replicate this path to godhood?

Crucially, he also possesses an incredibly powerful cheat ability—the Mirror of All Heavens, which allows him to freely travel through the heavens.

The only flaw of this treasure is that it cannot be sent back to Earth before he has fully matured.

So how should he choose his "destiny"?

science and technology;

Belief;

magic;

...

martial arts;

Immortal Path?

No, only children make choices; adults want it all!

Driven by ambition, Wu Yao not only wants to become a god, but also to become the supreme ruler above the star gods and find the way back to the mysterious blue star!

The early part of the story is original content, as the author was unable to verify it. Please refrain from criticism if you dislike it. (Even the author himself felt the early plot was poorly written; you can skip to chapter 20 to try it out.)

Having been transported to Teyvat, Raiden was anything but happy. Being turned into a baby was bad enough, but the era he was in also seemed off. Why were there so many demons? Where were the Thor twins?

Lei Dian Shi, who was almost gored by a wild boar, was very panicked. Fortunately, he was saved by an older sister. He has no special abilities. Does this mean he can only live an ordinary life?

Just when Lei Dian Shi had prepared for his future, a surprise arrived!

This is my first time writing a book, so I'm not very skilled and my writing style may not be very good. I hope readers will forgive me. If you don't like it, you can just drop the book. Please don't use harsh words to hurt me.

Thank you for watching.

There's a drunkard on the streets of Beloberg. People don't know where he comes from, they only know he calls himself Wendy. He's easygoing and optimistic, often playing with children, and singing songs from foreign lands they've never heard of before. He sings about freedom, saying that beyond the giant wall there's more than just snow and rifts. There's also a rabbit-shaped basin, a train flying in the starry sky, and a sea of ​​trees that never withers. Everyone says this is a fantasy that Wendy had when he was drunk and nearly froze to death on the street—but there are always people who like all the beauty he sings about. Whenever this happens, he always looks at you gently and speaks softly. "If you're trapped in a windless place, I'll play the song of the sky."

Front row reminder! You may see [Honkai Gakuen 2] [Star Dome Railway] [Screen Stream] [Female Otto]

Bai Mo traveled to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, and was able to take his favorite wives to dungeons to become stronger. That’s great!

Use Kuuga to teach Kiana the final lesson!

Use Dragon Knight and Mei to fight Odin on the steel bridge!

Save the Cocolia Orphanage in the name of the Galaxy!

But the copy is not normal?

Father Otto, the priest who wants to go to heaven! Kiana the End descends upon the Domination Theater! And Dark Zaki descends upon the world of collapse!

On the Grand Temple of Time, the Demon King Goetia looked in astonishment at the man who stood up once again.

"Hmm, so instead of running away from me, Goetia, you've chosen to come over?"

Seventeen-year-old Jotaro Kujo clenched his fists and took a step forward.

"If I don't come closer, how am I supposed to give you a good beating?"

Goetia…

There's only one reason you failed: you angered me!

"【Platinum Star World】!"

"Ora ora ora ora!!!!"

This is the story of Jotaro Kujo saving the world in the FG0 world... at least that's what I think. However, since it's a fanfic (an unofficial fanfic), no one knows how it will actually unfold.

This is a stage that no one can predict!

While chatting with Zhong Li, Su Mo accidentally activated the Honkai Impact 3 system. Through this system, Su Mo could transform into various Honkai Impact 3 characters. Herrscher of the Void versus Morax? Herrscher of the Wind versus Barbatos? Yae Sakura versus Yae no Miko? Herrscher of Thunder versus Thunder General? ... System, can you give me some real-world missions? What? Those character cards are my clones? Damn... Japanese?

[Slice-of-life romance + main storyline + subtle emotional moments + single female lead, Mr. Yun]

Su Mo was originally a modern Earthling and a Genshin Impact fan. He dreamed of finding a girlfriend as cute as Keqing and experiencing the feeling of being in love.

Later, while browsing a comic convention, I saw my favorite Genshin Impact character, Keqing. Overcome with excitement, I impulsively traveled to the continent of Teyvat and became Keqing's childhood friend.

…………

"Su Mo, we're not a good match. Stop bothering me like this!" Ke Qing said.

Keqing did not accept the confession. Su Mo lost her purpose in life and thus left Liyue to embark on a journey through the Seven Kingdoms. Many things happened during this journey.

...

Haha, bro, you got rejected after confessing your feelings? I knew it! It's okay, it's good not to have a partner. So what if you failed to confess? It's no big deal.

Okay, okay, let's enjoy being single together!

...

Who are you? Why are you inside my body?!

Um... If you don't mind, you can just call me Auntie.

Aunt Zhen?

Hey, little Su Mo, be good, and help your auntie come back to life.

...

Lord of the Abyss? What is that? Does such a thing even exist?

Lord of the Abyss: Me? Heh, you'll find out later.

...

However, after a series of entanglements, he finally met her again.

"Would you like to be with me?" the girl asked hopefully.

"I do!"

Thus, Su Mo travels to seven countries to help Aunt Zhen be resurrected and to pursue his own ideals, and a series of stories unfold from there.