Mo Yi: "Dean, even captains have their limits, so this is my resignation letter—" "Captain, I already said the budget is a bit tight, we'll definitely pay salaries next month, meow... Wait, you said you're resigning?" Theresa, who was pretending to be busy working, couldn't keep up the act any longer and shouted, "Captain, why can't you understand the academy? Our cause is noble, with a bright future. We're just in the darkness before dawn. Can you bear to let everyone's ideals fall before daybreak? Just for two years' salary?!" "Ahem, how about I use some of next month's funds to pay you one month's salary first? Is that alright?" Captain: "Salary or money I'm lending you, it's nothing to be afraid of anymore. I'm resigning for my dream." "Starting tomorrow, be a happy person, raise donkeys on the island, farm stones to feed Jeanne, go to the countryside to bring warmth, and climb the ranks in King of Glory—" A Judas slammed down in front of the door. "Then pay the 10 billion breakup fee in the contract, no, the breach of contract penalty, and then we'll talk."

This book has nothing to do with the Paramecium on the cover. I was too lazy to draw a picture so I just found one randomly.

My name is Fan Xingyu, an ordinary office worker in the 21st century

But when I came home one day

Suddenly I felt something hit my head

When I woke up again, I found that I had become...

Don't bother me with the settings, they were broken from the beginning! ! ! ! !

Yuu Tōsaka, the adopted son of the Tōsaka family, later went to the Clock Tower for "advanced training." His original plan was for him to pursue a career as a magus after graduation... until he stumbled upon a game disc. After opening it, he entered the game's world and encountered Tiamat right at the start. [Quest: Fight alongside Tiamat] "Wait, why aren't you asking me to save Humanity?!" Yuu Tōsaka quickly discovered his blind spot, but he ultimately successfully completed the system quest and spent a wonderful time with Tiamat. ...After that, he journeyed through several different game arcs. In Britain, he was King Arthur's childhood sweetheart. During the Fourth Holy Grail War, he found a girl who adored him... her name was Sajo Aika. After finally completing the game, Yuu Tōsaka was about to put the disc away for safekeeping when, one sunny afternoon, the Heroic Spirits he had captured in the past arrived. The Knight King, Morgan the Fairy, Tiamat, the Root Princess... Looking at the unique Heroic Spirits before him, Tōsaka Yuu began to sweat profusely. "The Heroic Spirit I captured in the game... actually became real?!"

"Even a discarded aluminum can can be used to its fullest potential."

Karasi, number 86 in the Genius Club

Karasha, a member of the world's most renowned club of geniuses. She once hijacked a company cargo ship, seized the territory of the Erudite Society, and even stole some unknown guest's trash.

Karasi: I found this with my own skills! How can you say I stole it!

Su Bei's ten reincarnations culminated in the completion of the Investiture of the Gods.

Deciding to enjoy life, I've come to the world of Genshin Impact and am currently relaxing.

Unexpectedly, the system that exposed his past life descended upon the continent of Teyvat.

Now that it's been exposed, there's no need to pretend anymore.

Su Bei: "Let's give this world a little shock!"

Rhodes transmigrated to Beloberg, encountered a monster from a different world, and couldn't defeat it despite his best efforts. However, he transmigrated to countless worlds where soul fragments appeared, sharing his memories and power. But their art style seems a tiny bit off... Muzan Kibutsuji: Noble families never fight alone. Yoriichi Tsugikuni, go ahead and talk to my army of 100,000 demons! Esdeath: Forward, conquer, I will finally unify the world! Sirin: This is the complete Herrscher, the complete Sirin, the complete me! Talulah: In the name of the Red Dragon, Victoria, I will return like lightning! Morgan le Fay: Kings are never chosen by heaven. Foolish sister, return to my golden cage, sing my praises! Rin Tohsaka: Farewell, Father, and my cowardice. This is the time to ascend to godhood! ...Alright, alright, everyone seems to be quite troublesome. It seems I have to come out of seclusion and enjoy the company of the demoness. Eh, wait, you guys... Waaah!

(No protagonist + secondary creation as the main part) The viewing screen suddenly came into everyone's sight. Before people could react, the secondary creation video that followed made everyone feel socially dead in different worlds.

[Multiple female leads] [Slightly brainless] [Fun]

(This book has undergone several major revisions, so most of the targeted negative reviews can be ignored.)

I unexpectedly found myself transported to the Starry Sky Railway, experienced the hardships of being a corporate slave, and met Aha, a street hustler in the Starry Sky Railway world. I don't want to admit that I was happy.

But what can you do when someone has their eye on you? You can only follow along and do pleasurable things. But please don't get the cause and effect wrong. It's because Aha has his eye on you that you start having pleasurable things, not because your mind is full of pleasure and you've been targeted.

Now that I have the ability to implement the ideas in my mind, I realize that the original sad ending was not good. So I hope to add a little bit of dramatic reinterpretation to the original ending. It may become a bit childish, but at least the ending is better, right?

Before this, I liked to share that every world has its own unique local products.

Belleberg has a giant mecha to play with; you can use it to scare the train crew!

Luofu has fermented mung bean juice; you can sneak it onto the train and share it with everyone!

Pinocchio... has 500,000 sleeping banana monkey plush toys, so... let's get Seele too.

A side note

Because Aha is a street urchin, I was helpless when he inexplicably wandered off to other places. It's all Aha's fault.

However, since there was no currency on Earth, I used the fastest way to make money: I asked for a small amount of money by claiming that Lao Yang had been kidnapped.

Therefore, it's not my fault that Lao Yang got hit by Tesla. Lao Yang's wish was to return to Earth and see his old friends. I just gave him a push.

Because I profited from the kidnapping, when my playful antics caused the train to crash into the Teyvat continent, I chose to kidnap Fynne first to scare her...

[Multiple Female Leads][Modified Plot + Original Content][Aha is also a Female Lead!] Su Yun, the messenger of the Pleasure Star God, couldn't understand why, despite working for the Star God, other Star Gods enjoyed a life of luxury while she was constantly being blamed by Aha. "So next time you do something bad, can you not blame it on me?" "Heh, no way." Aha sincerely refused Su Yun's request. If she weren't outmatched by Aha, Su Yun would have already smashed a Luoyang shovel over its head! Under Aha's "careful" guidance, Su Yun gradually assimilated into the Pleasure Star God's direction. Kicking the Destruction Messenger, punching the remnants of Abundance, secretly manipulating the script, making everything...

Otto, the youngest son of the Bishop of Destiny, could have lived a life of idleness and complacency.

But when he opened his eyes, he was transported to a world more than 500 years in the future.

However, he discovered that his household registration book only had one page left, making him not only an orphan but also the Bishop of Destiny.

He will embark on a different story.

Rita: I'll stake my life on being the strongest maid and I absolutely will not let that donkey get close to His Holiness the Bishop.

Yae Sakura: Kallen? My lord, you jest. Kallen and I are just friends. And, Miss Rita, those are fox ears.

Seele: Is this Bronya's seat? It's so nice to sit here.

Bronya: Your Excellency, please stay away from Seele. Your thighs are Bronya's place.

Kiana/True Kiana: You're not allowed to kiss me with the same lips you used to kiss her!

Cecilia: Oh dear, you're very welcome. If you're tired, please rest your head on my lap.

Fu Hua: If it were you now, could you accompany me for the rest of my life?