[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

"Captain, it's time to hand over the 'tribute' today." As captain, Youyan has many capable Valkyries under his command. They do everything when needed, and when there's nothing to do... Plus, there's a Doro system that's always cuddling with Oorunji, constantly urging Youyan to conquer the Valkyries. Wait, what does it mean that the world is actually a giant...? Captain's Code, Rule Number One. First, as a captain's basic quality, you must maintain good relationships with the Valkyries. Captain's Code, Rule Number Two. Run! "Assassin~ Mr. ...

Moxue, a being from beyond the stars, a being from beyond the world. A one-and-only being who doesn't exist in any world on the World Tree, she descended from the stars into the pre-civilization of the Collapsed World, encountering one person after another. She uses her all to change this imperfect world, loving it with all her heart.

"It's impossible for me to get out of the bath, I'll never get out of the bath in my life. My skin gets itchy as soon as I leave the water, I can only maintain this state of life by lying in the bathtub. Everyone in the pool is amazing, there are water dragons, killer whales, sharks, and they all speak so nicely, I love it here." A certain transmigrator surnamed Gu said this while being held by mon3tr.

Reborn as an empty being, he gains a transmigrating creation system, travels through countless worlds, and finds himself in a state of discontent. One day, while grinding Genshin Impact at home, Tianyi accidentally pulls a rare item while drinking water, chokes, and is transported to Teyvat, thus beginning his multiverse journey.

(This book is a remake of Arknights: Seed of Light Launch Project. Updates are entirely random. As the title suggests, besides the main themes of Arknights and Arknights, it also includes some cute and quirky games, including but not limited to tabletop role-playing games, Minecraft, Soulslike games, etc. Feel free to leave a comment if you have any ideas.)

(Also, this is not an invincible story or a story of mass killing; it leans more towards behind-the-scenes stories and everyday life with a large cast of characters. Please be aware of this before reading.)

Colombia

The most bizarre country in all of Terra

The highest crime rate in all of Terra

The highest technological strength in all of Terra

The quality and number of gangs are the highest in all of Terra, and some gangs are even more powerful than some armies!

"Mr. X, is there anything you'd like to say?"

"What did you say? We're a legitimate company! Be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!"

"This is what X, president of Lobotomy Corporation, said truthfully. He is a Colombian state-owned enterprise, a notorious troublemaker on Terra, the mastermind behind Five Fingers, and the president of Lobotomy Corporation."

Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact, Honkai Impact 3rd, Zone Zero, Arknights, Akame ga Kill!, Fate, Lobotomy Corporation: A giant sky screen suddenly appeared in the sky above the world, playing a simulation of the future, the past, and someone, as well as some fan-made and funny videos.

The female protagonists regained their lost memories with the help of the sky curtain. The first thing they did after regaining their memories was to find a man named Qin and settle accounts with him.

Meanwhile, Qin was hiding in a corner, trembling with fear.

If there are any errors by the author, please point them out immediately.

Having just finished the main storyline of Honkai Impact 3rd and possessing the strongest power of Kamen Rider Build, Ye Feng returned to the real world through the system. Unexpectedly, the system eloped with the Herrscher of the End and transferred all the Valkyries with perfect affection points to the real world. Thus began his daily life of taking care of the Valkyries at home while going to school.

[Note: The System and the End have eloped.]

The protagonist only uses the build system, but that doesn't stop the author from creating hilarious content.

[The main storyline is mostly slice-of-life, and it's definitely a Kamen Rider story, definitely a Kamen Rider story—I'm saying it three times because it's important. Sometimes there will be time travel elements, sometimes it's Kamen Rider, sometimes it's a parallel world, sometimes it's the real world, and sometimes there will be cameos, but mostly it's slice-of-life stuff in the real world. If you don't like that, you can scroll away. Take it or leave it. Goodbye.]

I, Qiongli Joestar, have been labeled a bad boy by others. When I fight, I hit people very hard. Some of them are still in the hospital. The incompetent and arrogant teacher has not been able to return to school after being taught a lesson by me. If the food is not worth the price, I dare not pay... But I think I am a good person.

(The protagonist will not be exactly like Jotaro, but similar in some aspects)

Daily life of running a shop:

When Zhongli held the spicy hot pot and exclaimed, "This flavor is worthy of being included in the Immortal Banquet Recipes of the Glazed Pavilion!"

Wendy, holding up her milk tea, signed a 'lifetime membership agreement'.

Nasida squatted in front of the milk tea machine, swinging her toes: "The shopkeeper's fairy tale picture books are a million times more interesting than the Void Terminal~"

Even the usually aloof Gan Yu, holding the osmanthus wine, asked softly, "Could...could you mix this wine for me again?"

The most amazing one was Yae no Miko, who twirled her fox ears and handed over a piece of paper: "Draw a fox demon fanfic for me. If you draw it well... I'll let you touch my ears."

Even the water goddess Frynn came to the shop every day to urge him to update his book, "Teyvat Love Notes"!

On the day the fish was boiled, Ying squatted in the Liyue Cloud Sea with a bowl in her arms. After eating three bowls, she blushed and said, "This taste is more eternal than the Three-Colored Dumplings."

Then one day, the system suddenly prompted: 'The Heavenly Law Seal has been detected to be loosening. The host needs to gather the power of the Seven Gods to break through the dimensional veil...'

This time, it's not Teyvat saving the world, but Earth and the gods going head-to-head!

Time travel, system, Genshin Impact, slice-of-life, multiple female protagonists... The synopsis is too weak... If you're interested, please read the main text.