"How does it feel to be given the name Rozier?" "Get lost!" "How can you be so heartless!" "Stop with that gloating look. And can you please stop bullying those three little ones and Malfoy? You're practically ruining them!" "Tch, what do you know? You're having fun outside, while I can only find my fun at Hogwarts." These were the days these two shameless rascals spent having fun at Hogwarts.

When a young genius Taoist priest is sent to Hogwarts to study magic…

What kind of interesting things might happen?

Or what strange challenges might he face?

As a Taoist, of course it's totally reasonable to catch ghosts, grow vegetables, and cook meals.

Dementors? What’s so scary? I’ll just tame one as a pet!

Hogwarts is a food desert? Leave it to me!

Lots of ghosts in Hogwarts? No problem, I’ll perform rituals to send them off!

Huh? Such a big forest and no one’s farming it? What a waste!

What’s in your cauldron? Brother, that smells amazing!

I heard Professor Snape has someone he loves deeply? Let me play matchmaker!

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.

Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.

Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...

"That's the theory."

Cohen Norton did not deny this.

"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."

As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.

[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]

[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]

(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)

- The following is an incomplete introduction -

"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."

"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."

"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."

...

"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"

"Cohen, don't come over here!"

Before the Battle of Hogwarts, Lockhart opened the first page of his diary and reviewed his wish list: Gilderoy Lockhart's Life Wish Update (01.09.1992): 1. I want to become Minister for Magic! 2. Marry Hermione! 3. And then make Hermione Minister for Magic! After reading it, Lockhart raised his wand. "Sorry, little Tom, you're in my way, die!" --------------Keywords: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, [Ten-Cut Maniac]

[Not a saintly woman + truly invincible + funny (more of a joke, don't read if you're looking for something serious) + refreshing + Hogwarts Legacy + Tom Riddle, the succubus of the wizarding world]

My name is Tom Riddle. I have no interest in becoming the Dark Lord. I just like studying magic.

I thought I would continue to explore the mysteries of magic until I achieved my goal - immortality.

One day during my graduation trip, I was in mysterious Egypt looking for the legendary magic involving time.

But unexpectedly, when he was about to succeed, he was accidentally sent to Hogwarts in 1991 by time magic.

Tom and Dumbledore stared at each other:

“…”

"Hello, Professor."

…

In order to take revenge on Dumbledore, the old bee, Tom decided to trick Harry Potter into following him:

"Harry, what do you want to be?"

"I want to be a Death Eater!"

【Funny + System + Time Travel】

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Howl Weasley awakened the "氪金" system. As long as he had Galleons, he could continue to become stronger.

Others rely on hard work to study, but Hall relies on Galleon.

Others rely on their understanding to learn, but Hall relies on Galleon.

Others rely on talent to learn, but Hall relies on Galleon!

As long as you are willing to pay, you can destroy Malfoy, Black, and Lestrange.

As long as the money is paid, even Dumbledore can kill him.

Since then, the reputation of a "money-making madman" has quietly risen in Hogwarts.

Mysterious man: "I heard you are very powerful in magic, kill someone for me."

Hall: "One hundred Galleons."

Mysterious Man: "Here... help me kill Voldemort."

Hall: "Who?"

Mysterious man: "Are you scared?"

Hall: "You have misunderstood. That is the last bloodline of Slytherin, the great leader of the Death Eaters, the legendary Dark Lord, and the undead with seven clones!"

"This money is not enough..."

"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

Will Evans wakes up to find himself transported to the world of Harry Potter. Good news: he knows the entire plot. Bad news: he knows nothing but the original story. So, Will decides—to cling to Dumbledore's coattails and achieve a life of effortless success! "Professor, Quirrell has a face on the back of his head!" "Professor, the diary has a mind of its own, burn it with Fiendfyre!" "Professor, don't wear that ring, it'll kill people!" Dumbledore: ...? When the greatest wizard holds the script, Voldemort's Horcruxes face their most disastrous failure in history. In their first year, they prematurely eliminate Peter Pettigrew. In their second year...

What should I do if [Transformation] + [Marvel] + [HP]

is in the wrong world?

Hermione dressed as an HP world, but appeared in Marvel.

A mysterious magic book that makes Hermione jump back and forth in the worlds of Marvel and Harry Potter.

……

Tony Stark: It's time to study the Anti-Wizard Warframe.

Hermione: Are you talking about your ragged mantling that was torn down by whom?

Hulk: Roar!!

Hermione: Shut up and be careful I remove your pants...... Except for your weapons!

Ancient One: There are no mages on the timeline......

Hermione: Again, I'm a wizard!

Nick Fury: Where exactly are you from?

Hermione raised an eyebrow: I, Hermione, from Hogwarts!

[The protagonist's belly is black, the main world HP and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, there will be other Marvel worlds in the future, but they will not be fused]