Waking up, Joel found himself transmigrated into the magical world of Harry Potter, bringing with him a "Pipi Shrimp" pay-to-win system.

Charms, Transfiguration, Potions...

Spend money + grind = boundless magic!

But slowly, Joel discovered that this system was as mischievous as its name suggested.

"I absolutely cannot do something like that!" Joel vehemently refused a system-issued task.

One morning, Professor McGonagall's office doorknob mysteriously vanished.

The Gryffindor lioness was furious, while Joel, tucked in a corner, contentedly watched his Transfiguration progress bar tick up on the system panel.

This is a story about a protagonist making money and causing mischief at Hogwarts.

"How does it feel to be given the name Rozier?" "Get lost!" "How can you be so heartless!" "Stop with that gloating look. And can you please stop bullying those three little ones and Malfoy? You're practically ruining them!" "Tch, what do you know? You're having fun outside, while I can only find my fun at Hogwarts." These were the days these two shameless rascals spent having fun at Hogwarts.

[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]

This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.

[This might be a food article (perhaps)]

When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!

Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.

Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.

In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.

In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.

In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.

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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:

Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.

Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.

[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]

Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?

Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.

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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.

Stable updates, let's see how it goes?

Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"

Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."

Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."

Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"

It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.

In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.

Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!

Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.

Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!

Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"

Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"

With a single arrow

Haha, the good news is that I traveled to a book I like, "Harry Potter", and there is a system. The bad news is that I used the Eye of God of the original god.

Protagonist: So? Do I have magic?

System: God's Eye has been issued, unlocking the Ice element. You can randomly draw a surname, with a 20% chance of drawing a pure-blood family. Note that non-pure-blood families also have a chance of possessing magic. You can use 10 original stones to unlock the "Pure-blood Surname" lottery? 90% chance of being pure-blood.

Protagonist: ...6. Why am I alone on the shore of Black Lake?

System: Because they've already started sorting into different houses. Ding—, start the main storyline, "Crossing the Black Lake: Start your first mission!"

Protagonist: There's no boat! Hey!

System: Please explore more content on your own.

Protagonist: Can you give me some hint?!

system:……

Protagonist: 6, no sound.

McGonagall and Dumbledore: Why is most of the Black Lake frozen? It's summer, right?

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Protagonist: I'll just fight monsters. It's fine if you're not a Genshin monster! Why are you giving me a cosmic monster that's broken into pieces?! Sometimes it's not even that! I...

Protagonist: Why is there someone from another time? Is this Dumbledore's brother? So young, like Voldemort's youth? Huh? What a lousy system!

The system remained silent and just kept issuing tasks.

Protagonist: ...You are just a decoration.

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Riddle (Voldemort): You are mine from now on. You must support me! Otherwise, I won't let you go!

Riddle (Voldemort) after growing up: As long as you are by my side, anything is fine

Everyone: He is not you

Will Evans wakes up to find himself transported to the world of Harry Potter. Good news: he knows the entire plot. Bad news: he knows nothing but the original story. So, Will decides—to cling to Dumbledore's coattails and achieve a life of effortless success! "Professor, Quirrell has a face on the back of his head!" "Professor, the diary has a mind of its own, burn it with Fiendfyre!" "Professor, don't wear that ring, it'll kill people!" Dumbledore: ...? When the greatest wizard holds the script, Voldemort's Horcruxes face their most disastrous failure in history. In their first year, they prematurely eliminate Peter Pettigrew. In their second year...

On that day that year, the savior Harry Potter wore women's clothes and rode a dragon into the sky.

On that day that year, Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts, lost his phoenix completely.

On that day, Voldemort, a disabled man without a nose, suddenly had seven more heads.

That year and that day...

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George Weasley: "I hit Voldemort on the head with shit!"

Fred Weasley: "I've proven it's real, I've smashed it myself!"

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Kreiner looked up at the sky and muttered, "This isn't Harry Potter at all!"

(No heroine + tearing umbrella in the rain + original god card + funny and relaxed)

The protagonist begins by fusing the soul of the Grim Reaper and directly robs Dumbledore's Philosopher's Stone! Becoming the Demon King of Hogwarts.

He joined the Nazarene Church, became a professor, trained Draco and Harry, and became Theodore's father.

Create an army of undead and treat Voldemort's remaining soul as a crunchy snack gift pack.

Occasionally, I would get furious with Dumbledore and Grindelwald, and this comfortable life was simply wonderful.

[Growth flow, Badger House, single female lead, Harry's class, original derivative plot]

"When others travel through time, they see the system and the old man in their minds, but why is it that when I see it, it's just ice cream?"

When wizards in "Harry Potter" cast magic, emotions are of paramount importance, and can even be said to be the foundation of magic.

So, what kind of journey will a pure soul with a spirit of sacrifice in another world embark on when paired with ice cream that symbolizes happiness and joy?

Where will the pure-blooded nobility go? Will tragedy repeat itself? Will our victory still be a "lose-lose" victory?

When "Harry Potter" truly becomes a grand world, then are the enemies and crises really only hidden within us?

Following the aroma of ice cream, we headed to Hogwarts in 1991 to find out