[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
[Cyberpunk][Harry Potter][Dual World Shuttle]
Harry Potter: Old man, the work is done, give me the money
Dumbledore: Harry, 60 points from Gryffindor for your bravery.
Harry Potter: Damn it, I almost died there, and you just give me some extra points and that’s it?
Dumbledore: ...
Malfoy: Pott, you shouldn't be hanging out with those mudbloods, the disgrace to purebloods.
Harry Potter: Go away, company dog, oh no, puppy
Priest: Harry, I have a big order that I think you can take on.
Harry Potter: Dad, don’t you always ask me to handle your big orders internally?╮( ̄⊿ ̄)╭
V: Harry, you, want to go to Arasaka Tower with me and cause a scene?
Harry: You hit the nail on the head. Let the year 2023 bring back the past, V. Let's burn Arasaka Tower to ashes!
Mann: Harry, how are you? (He leans forward) Um, that soothing agent you have...
Harry: It's the soul... Never mind, I'll give you a 30% discount for Rebecca's sake.
Rebecca: Harry, explain why you stood me up last time, honey~ (pulling out the iron gall)
Harry: I, um, I said I traveled through time, do you believe it... Don't load the gun!
Left at his aunt's doorstep, baby Harry Potter arrived in Night City after a mishap. Raised by Father Sebastian, he became a "special" mercenary for the Valentino Gang. But after a mission, he traveled back to his original world, and a line of small words appeared on his prosthetic eye: Shuttle Energy, Accumulating...
I, Harry Potter, Cardinal of the Church of England, High Priest of the Church, close friend of Neville Longbottom, Headmaster of Hogwarts, the man behind Hermione Granger, Minister of Magic, the legendary savior, demon slayer, and terminator of evil, young man, you dare challenge me? How many holy attacks can you withstand?
Eric, who had been forced to play The Sims for ten years, opened his eyes again to find himself finally in control of his body. Before he could even get started, he was bombarded with a barrage of information that left him dizzy. "I've arrived in the magical world of Harry Potter? And the original system has self-destructed?" When the Sorting Hat was placed on his head and loudly proclaimed Azkaban, Eric knew he was destined for greatness.
Voldemort's green light tears the sky
Grindelwald's Fiery Fire burns the continent
Loxias' Nightmare Obliterates Everything
The shadows of the three dark lords devour the crumbling magical civilization
The last light will be completely extinguished on this cursed land. On the scorched earth, the time traveler Fowles raised his magic wand amidst the corpses and dust!
"This world must change under my will." Fowles said softly to the three Dark Lord corpses.
Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"
Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."
Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."
Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"
It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.
In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.
Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!
Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.
Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!
Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"
Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"
With a single arrow
Haha, the good news is that I traveled to a book I like, "Harry Potter", and there is a system. The bad news is that I used the Eye of God of the original god.
Protagonist: So? Do I have magic?
System: God's Eye has been issued, unlocking the Ice element. You can randomly draw a surname, with a 20% chance of drawing a pure-blood family. Note that non-pure-blood families also have a chance of possessing magic. You can use 10 original stones to unlock the "Pure-blood Surname" lottery? 90% chance of being pure-blood.
Protagonist: ...6. Why am I alone on the shore of Black Lake?
System: Because they've already started sorting into different houses. Ding—, start the main storyline, "Crossing the Black Lake: Start your first mission!"
Protagonist: There's no boat! Hey!
System: Please explore more content on your own.
Protagonist: Can you give me some hint?!
system:……
Protagonist: 6, no sound.
McGonagall and Dumbledore: Why is most of the Black Lake frozen? It's summer, right?
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Protagonist: I'll just fight monsters. It's fine if you're not a Genshin monster! Why are you giving me a cosmic monster that's broken into pieces?! Sometimes it's not even that! I...
Protagonist: Why is there someone from another time? Is this Dumbledore's brother? So young, like Voldemort's youth? Huh? What a lousy system!
The system remained silent and just kept issuing tasks.
Protagonist: ...You are just a decoration.
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Riddle (Voldemort): You are mine from now on. You must support me! Otherwise, I won't let you go!
Riddle (Voldemort) after growing up: As long as you are by my side, anything is fine
Everyone: He is not you
Will Evans wakes up to find himself transported to the world of Harry Potter. Good news: he knows the entire plot. Bad news: he knows nothing but the original story. So, Will decides—to cling to Dumbledore's coattails and achieve a life of effortless success! "Professor, Quirrell has a face on the back of his head!" "Professor, the diary has a mind of its own, burn it with Fiendfyre!" "Professor, don't wear that ring, it'll kill people!" Dumbledore: ...? When the greatest wizard holds the script, Voldemort's Horcruxes face their most disastrous failure in history. In their first year, they prematurely eliminate Peter Pettigrew. In their second year...
When Li Shang struggled to open his eyes again, he was greeted by a large, bushy beard. The bearded man looked at Li Shang tenderly, his eyes filled with tears.
Now that we've come to this magical world, let's have some fun!
Enhanced meditation techniques; a wider variety of alchemical tools; more magical potions; more powerful magical creatures, and more.