Transmigrating to another world, you're trapped in an attic and become a madman. Your only golden finger is just for sarcastic remarks. [Bad news: Your uncle is planning to make you disappear from the family tree with dignity.] [Good news: The beautiful widowed countess attending the banquet needs a new puppet husband to protect her territory.] So, Dashian becomes the contracted husband of this "internal and external troubled countess." [Bad news: From your cheap uncle to the surrounding hungry wolves, from the mole in the castle to the inquisitor of the church, everyone is lining up to make you and your new wife disappear.] [Good news: It seems that your shadow... can eat all their magic and holy light as a snack?] So, in order to be a good husband to this countess, the ordinary Dashian decides to start with the first thing: fill his stomach and become...

Reborn in the School Era, Lu Yuanqiu was tending to his family's supermarket when he spotted a beautiful, elegant girl on the surveillance footage—secretly taking items from the shelves.

After recording the evidence, Lu Yuanqiu brought her into the storage room.

"How much did you take?"

The girl leaned silently against the wall and replied coldly, “That’s all.”

Lu Yuanqiu knew her.

Her name was Bai Qingxia, a fellow student at his school.

Cold and aloof, unapproachable, the quintessential ice queen—these were the titles people used to describe her.

Yet today, this untouchable goddess, the dream of every boy, had been cornered by him in such a humiliating way.

Lu Yuanqiu silently told himself—this time, no matter what, he couldn’t let her go.

In his previous life, Bai Qingxia had done the same thing at the supermarket. Out of respect for her reputation, Lu Yuanqiu had turned a blind eye.

But the moment she stepped out of the store, she was hit by a car.

That incident had haunted Lu Yuanqiu ever since. If only he had stopped her that day, the tragedy might have been avoided.

So this time, he was going to stall for time—to strictly discipline and educate the school beauty.

Staring at her red-rimmed eyes filled with humiliation, Lu Yuanqiu pressed further:

“Are you sure that’s all?”

“Your uniform looks bulging... are you hiding more inside?”

Zhou Cheng traveled through time and found himself at home with nothing but a wife and a daughter.

The parents are partial, the second brother looks honest but is actually an expert at digging traps, the third brother is selfish, and the youngest sister is arrogant, vain, arrogant and unreasonable.

He... is a gambler who commits domestic violence.

Except for the weak wife and young daughter, the whole family is excellent...

"Da Lang, take your medicine."

Zhou Cheng looked at the bowl of black medicine. The mist rising from the bowl seemed to turn into a skull with bared fangs and claws.

Zhou Cheng was trembling with fear at the beginning of the game in hell mode.

If you don't want to die, you can only roll up your sleeves and work hard.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

[Return of the Immortal Emperor + Invincible and Cool Story + No Hiding of Cultivation + Decisive Killing]

I talk to you about feelings, but you want my kidneys.

Ye Feng bravely tried to save his wife, but his body was thrown into the wilderness.

After being murdered, he accidentally traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where strength is respected.

After three thousand years of hard training, Ye Feng became the Ye Xian Emperor, respected by thousands of people.

But he could never forget the woman on Earth who killed him.

In a great battle, Ye Feng was besieged by many top warriors. When he was about to die, Ye Feng unexpectedly returned to Earth in a reborn form and was reborn as a freshman with the same name.

Only three years have passed on Earth.

A dog licker?

Are you about to jump off the building after being rejected by your goddess?

No, how could I, the great Emperor Ye, be a bootlicker?

I still have the power of an Immortal Emperor. In this life, this world is destined to be trampled under my feet...

ps: It is an urban cultivation theme, the male protagonist is decisive in killing, there is only one female protagonist, and the protagonist is not the only cultivator in the city. However, even a cultivator is like an ant in front of the protagonist.

Lin Xuan is a violent villain from a Chengdu novel.

At the beginning, he is forced by his scumbag father who favors his illegitimate son to marry a female supporting character who is a vegetative state and suffers from misogyny.

Fortunately, the [Crazy Stickers] system has arrived.

As long as you have physical contact with people with high luck values, you can gain points and purchase various goods and skills.

So Lin Xuan made a prompt decision and chose to become the partner of the female supporting character Su Qingge.

Wedding night.

Looking at the gorgeous female supporting character in a vegetative state, Lin Xuan started to cling to her like crazy.

...

My name is Su Qingge. I was murdered by my jealous aunt and became a vegetable.

In desperation, my grandfather asked Lin Xuan to come and get me married.

The other party's meticulous care made me feel ashamed but also moved.

"After waking up, I will always stick with my husband Lin Xuan and the football team."

"Whoever dares to bully my husband, shit!!!"

On my wedding night, I woke up!

...

[Single female lead][No harem][Funny and lighthearted][Villain who travels through a book][Rebirth][Face slapping][Black-bellied][Urban imagination]

【Playing Pig to Eat Tiger】【Fictional】【School Beauty】【Genius】【Opening】【Divine Doctor and Soldier King】

[Rebirth + Northeast China + Digging Ginseng + Making Money]

Li Ze recalled that before his rebirth, his father dug wild ginseng and became a wealthy man in the village, but he was tricked and defrauded of the betrothal gift, and the family fell into poverty.

Whenever he thought of this, he would wake up in the middle of the night and slap himself twice!

Fortunately, he was reborn. He knows clearly who is good and who is wrong. What is he waiting for if he doesn’t change his wife?

In the 1980s, the vast mountains and forests of Northeast China were full of treasures.

Various wild game and delicacies are not rare locally, but they are rare goods when they are sold to other places. You must seize the time to make a fortune!

Others go into business while I go into the mountains, others use connections to transfer their household registration to urban areas, but only I know how good it is to have a rural household registration!

What?

Some people are jealous and want to make trouble. Have you asked Uncle Li if my fist is hard?