"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

[No sword, no cow, daily love story, cold and handsome sister reverse push, chasing husband + sweet story]

Lin Jie later discovered that things that are too passionate never last long.

Just like his love for Su Jiamu when he was young, his love was too passionate, but when a basin of cold water was poured on him, his heart would be chilled beyond words.

Perhaps from the moment Lin Jie wanted to turn his secret love into an open love, he had already lost the game miserably.

And that basin of cold water was poured on Lin Jie's head by Su Jiamu herself.

He wanted to confess his love to Su Jiamu that summer night, but he felt her strangeness and coldness, saw her lose her temper over a boy, and heard her and her friends calling him a bootlicker...

Just think of him as Lin Jie who gambled everything and lost everything.

He also wanted to tell Su Jiamu...that he didn't really need her.

He pretended not to care until he really didn't.

Later, Lin Jie met Ye Mo, who was older than him and always liked to look at him with a gentle smile.

Ye Mo seemed to like him and treated him very well. Later, Ye Mo began to pursue him like crazy.

Some people regret it, but it doesn't help.

Because he runs away and she chases him, he can't escape even if he has wings... Who among his family members understands? His family's aloof and cool sister is super good at pampering people!

Before death.

Li Xinian then realized that the person he loved was not a human.

His health was ruined by the scumbag woman, his property was also taken away by her, and even his own mother was killed.

After learning the truth, Li Xinian was so grief-stricken and angry that he died together with the scumbag.

When he opened his eyes again, he was back to ten years ago. This time, he would never repeat the same mistake again. What love and women, don't get involved. I just want to make money...

[Rebirth + Northeast China + Digging Ginseng + Making Money]

Li Ze recalled that before his rebirth, his father dug wild ginseng and became a wealthy man in the village, but he was tricked and defrauded of the betrothal gift, and the family fell into poverty.

Whenever he thought of this, he would wake up in the middle of the night and slap himself twice!

Fortunately, he was reborn. He knows clearly who is good and who is wrong. What is he waiting for if he doesn’t change his wife?

In the 1980s, the vast mountains and forests of Northeast China were full of treasures.

Various wild game and delicacies are not rare locally, but they are rare goods when they are sold to other places. You must seize the time to make a fortune!

Others go into business while I go into the mountains, others use connections to transfer their household registration to urban areas, but only I know how good it is to have a rural household registration!

What?

Some people are jealous and want to make trouble. Have you asked Uncle Li if my fist is hard?

Reborn in the School Era, Lu Yuanqiu was tending to his family's supermarket when he spotted a beautiful, elegant girl on the surveillance footage—secretly taking items from the shelves.

After recording the evidence, Lu Yuanqiu brought her into the storage room.

"How much did you take?"

The girl leaned silently against the wall and replied coldly, “That’s all.”

Lu Yuanqiu knew her.

Her name was Bai Qingxia, a fellow student at his school.

Cold and aloof, unapproachable, the quintessential ice queen—these were the titles people used to describe her.

Yet today, this untouchable goddess, the dream of every boy, had been cornered by him in such a humiliating way.

Lu Yuanqiu silently told himself—this time, no matter what, he couldn’t let her go.

In his previous life, Bai Qingxia had done the same thing at the supermarket. Out of respect for her reputation, Lu Yuanqiu had turned a blind eye.

But the moment she stepped out of the store, she was hit by a car.

That incident had haunted Lu Yuanqiu ever since. If only he had stopped her that day, the tragedy might have been avoided.

So this time, he was going to stall for time—to strictly discipline and educate the school beauty.

Staring at her red-rimmed eyes filled with humiliation, Lu Yuanqiu pressed further:

“Are you sure that’s all?”

“Your uniform looks bulging... are you hiding more inside?”

Zhou Cheng traveled through time and found himself at home with nothing but a wife and a daughter.

The parents are partial, the second brother looks honest but is actually an expert at digging traps, the third brother is selfish, and the youngest sister is arrogant, vain, arrogant and unreasonable.

He... is a gambler who commits domestic violence.

Except for the weak wife and young daughter, the whole family is excellent...

"Da Lang, take your medicine."

Zhou Cheng looked at the bowl of black medicine. The mist rising from the bowl seemed to turn into a skull with bared fangs and claws.

Zhou Cheng was trembling with fear at the beginning of the game in hell mode.

If you don't want to die, you can only roll up your sleeves and work hard.

[Slow-paced, growing male protagonist]

Yang Chen was laid off, and was about to take the compensation and leave, when the system suddenly came!

[Ding! Mission target found, system activated! ]

Target favorability +1%, daily salary +10,000!

Full value 100%, one million deposited into your account every day!

There are also hidden rewards such as luxury cars, skills, god-level physique, etc.!

Looking at the cold and beautiful female CEO in front of him, Yang Chen silently raised the corner of his mouth.

A few years later, when everyone was laughing at him for being a gigolo, he calmly checked his account balance.

"Excuse me, I'm going to buy an island."

Lin Tian traveled to a parallel world and relied on his own strength to become the youngest doctor at Mingzhu University.

One day, Ye Tian was substituting for his teacher in a class. Liu Xiaofei, the queen of the entertainment industry and known as the Fairy Sister by netizens, appeared outside the classroom.

Liu Xiaofei: "Lin Tian, ​​I think I'm pregnant. Can you accompany me to the hospital for a check-up?"

Hearing this, Lin Tian was stunned. Thinking of that encounter, he realized that the child was his!

Just as Lin Tian opened his mouth, the god-level selection system was activated!

[Ding! The God-level selection system has been activated! ]

【Ding! Startup successful! 】

【Ding! Trigger selection! 】

[Option 1: Refuse mercilessly and let Liu Xiaofei take a taxi and check it herself! Reward: 500 million in cash! ]

[Option 2: Reject Liu Xiaofei's request and make Liu Xiaofei sign a confidentiality agreement, not to tell anyone about this matter! Reward: Unlock the title of scumbag (Romance +200!)]

[Option 3: Agree to Liu Xiaofei's request and take Liu Xiaofei to the examination! Reward: EUV lithography machine design! ]

As a researcher, how could I reject the third option?

As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.

If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!

then……

During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!

Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!

Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!

Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?

nonexistent!

Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!

Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?

Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"

It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!

Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...

During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!

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