"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

【Fictional 1980s + Animal Mind Reading + Era】

Lu Qiaoge traveled from the doomsday of natural disasters to the 1970s. As soon as he opened his eyes, he fell into the lake.

The fiancé was only concerned with the crying Xiao Bailian, so it was the factory representative Qin Hengzhi who passed by and jumped in to rescue her.

Rumors spread throughout the compound that the second daughter of the Lu family had gone insane after her engagement was broken off. Unexpectedly, she, with her uncanny ability to understand the thoughts of animals, fought her way from a mediator at the neighborhood office to the Foreign Trade Bureau.

The gold ring lost by Old Lady Li from Dongxiang was hidden in a swallow's nest under the eaves of the Qi family's house next door; a national treasure lost for decades was fished out from the reed marshes of Red Star Lake; and even the clues in the blueprint leak case were obtained from the mynah bird raised by the factory director's wife.

Everyone said that Qin Hengzhi was a piece of cold iron that could not be warmed up. The man's eyebrows were as cold as a knife, but when the Lu family thanked him, he curled the corners of his lips and said, "Comrade Lu's thank you gift, I am waiting to receive it."

It was not until the wedding night, when Lu Qiaoge was pressed against the glass window with a wedding character on it, that she realized that this man had already known her secret.

Years later, reporters inquired about the richest couple's token of love. Qin Hengzhi, the stoic but doting wife-loving man, stroked the yellowed engagement certificate, while Chairman Lu, a powerful figure in the business world, adjusted his pearl earrings. "Back then, some people cried while hugging a drowning little white lotus, but my Chairman Qin jumped into the lake and rescued his entire business empire. Do you think he should spend his whole life repaying this life-saving favor?"

Introduction: [Logical truth + dog licking rebirth + school beauty + cheating life + cool story]

The bootlicker Lin Xuan was reborn back to his senior year of high school. Facing the campus beauty whom he had liked for ten years, he resolutely chose to leave this time.

In the previous life, it was because of her that I suffered humiliation.

I spent three years growing flowers, but she thought they were dirty!

I delivered breakfast to her for three years, and she threw it into the trash can!

Although she was seriously ill in bed, she smiled and said that it was one less annoying fly!

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He also missed a good girl who was sincere to him. This time, he would not be a bootlicker no matter what. He would take back everything he lost!

"Lin Xuan! Why!?"

School beauty Yu Jiaxin cried and shouted at Lin Xuan who was leaving.

"Is it okay if you don't like it?"

It's really ironic. I've liked her for ten years and confessed my love to her for three years. Now that I don't lick her anymore, she's getting anxious!

"A dog licker? Not even a dog!"

Lin Xuan, who had been reborn, said to himself secretly.

"But you've liked me for ten years, and I was about to agree to you!"

Yu Jiaxin was completely panicked. She had clearly given in, so why did he still leave?

"Haha, no need for that. You really don't deserve my sincerity!!"

After saying that, Lin Xuan left without looking back, and from then on he would only give his true heart to the right person!

[Rating will rise soon] [Sweet romance] [Simple cohabitation] [Single female lead] [Senior female lead]

"Do you really think I like him? With his poor, pathetic appearance, is he good enough for me?"

The WeChat call didn't end, and Zhou Ye listened to every word without missing a single one, then gave a self-deprecating smile.

The person I've been pursuing for three years, my "white moonlight," actually said this about me in private.

I was originally planning to tell her after I got to university that my family owned a factory...

Forget it, it's just wishful thinking.

On his way home, he met a girl on the bus.

While adrift in the heavy rain, by sheer chance, he "kidnapped" the girl and brought her home.

He then discovered that the other person was actually a senior from the same school as him.

The two became friends as a result.

After spending some time together, Zhou Ye discovered that this seemingly aloof and cold senior school beauty was actually a gentle, considerate, and somewhat naive person.

…

After a series of embarrassing coincidences, their relationship became increasingly abnormal.

Didn't we agree to stay completely innocent? Whose best friends sleep in the same bed?

One rainy night during a power outage, the senior student, who had been meticulously preparing herself, finally couldn't hold back anymore—

"Say it! You like me!"

While watching a movie, this naive senior, emboldened by alcohol, actually...forced himself to confess his feelings to her?

The girl blushed, and although her tone was commanding, she sounded timid.

This way of confessing your feelings... is quite unique, huh?

…

Who would have thought that this girlfriend, who always hugs me and is gentle, considerate, and clingy, is actually a cool and aloof school beauty?

"Su Hanhan~"

"Don't call me that, I'm not stupid!"

"Then can you explain why you went into the wrong room in the middle of the night and snuggled into my arms?"

…

What does it feel like to like someone?

"I...I don't know."

"I only know that I feel at ease as long as you are by my side."

This work has been adapted into a short drama called "The True Young Master Cultivates Immortality and Cures All Dissent," which can be watched on Douyin, Hongguo Short Drama, and Tomato Novels!

Qin Tianming was reborn as the eldest son of the prestigious Qin family in Jiangnan, who had been living away from home. After being brought back to the Qin family, he was subjected to all kinds of contempt. They looked down on his commoner ways, his lack of learning and skills, and blamed him for bringing shame to the Qin family. They even bluntly said that he was not as good as a hair on his younger brother Qin Tianhe's head.

But who could have imagined that Qin Tianming's previous life was that of the incomparably noble Lord of the Heavens and the son of the Empress of Destiny?

Therefore, the first thing she did after being reborn was to sever all ties with the Qin family.

But after Qin Tianming left, the entire Qin family searched for him all over the world, begging him to come back. His former fiancée stood in front of him, begging him to take one last look.

"I apologize, but standing before you is the peerless emperor, invincible throughout the heavens..."

In the world of the wealthy, the rich sit at the head of the table; the poor, the virtuous, are reduced to scoundrels! Su Ze, 24, unable to afford a house, a car, or a dowry, was bound to a perfect life system on the day he broke up with his girlfriend. His life changed forever. He could finally live without worry, doing whatever he loved without restraint. Eat, sleep, sleep, eat. Buy cars, buy houses, buy gold bars. Pursue what you like, leave when you're bored. Learn painting, skiing, rock climbing... He climbed the highest mountains, swam the longest rivers. He tasted the finest food, enjoyed the ultimate luxury. Only then did he understand. Life isn't just about being born and surviving; it can have countless possibilities. ........................Super-rich, Urban, Daily Life

After twenty years of seclusion on Jiulong Mountain, he was reborn, rising from an ordinary man to change his fate! He is a peerless doctor who lives in seclusion in the city, and he is also an invincible master who rules the world!

(Era setting + powerful figure + sweet and sassy + easygoing + doting husband + mind-reading daily life + wealth accumulation) Su Luyun is a rising star who's become incredibly popular. Because she refused her cousin's request for publicity, her cousin wrote her into her novel, making her a cannon fodder character used as a comparison to the female lead! Su Luyun: "..." She looked at her 1.85-meter-tall, handsome, and pitifully vegetative husband, injured on duty and lying in bed—or rather, at the words above his head: "Now that I'm like this, she'll probably run away." According to her cousin's plot, she did exactly that, running off with the scumbag and being cheated out of money and her virtue! She returned in a sorry state not long after, but her vegetative husband had woken up and was enjoying great success and wealth! The narrator, in a very sarcastic tone: "Thank you for abandoning me, otherwise, how would I be where I am today?" The actress Su Luyun, now in her true form, declared: "Abandonment is impossible. But a woman's three tears can break your heart." On the first day, Su Luyun threw herself on her comatose husband, crying, "I won't divorce you! I won't divorce Changdong! I belong to him in life and in death!" On the second day, Su Luyun held her comatose husband's hand and confessed her love: "Until the mountains crumble, the rivers run dry, winter thunder roars, summer snow falls, and heaven and earth unite, only then will I part from you!" On the third day, Su Luyun arranged a kissing scene for him: "We haven't even consummated our marriage yet, I don't even know what you're like, you have to let me taste you, right?" Zhou Changdong, though in a coma, was practically radiating confidence: "When I recover, I'll definitely make it up to my wife!" Later, when he recovered, Su Luyun was truly afraid of him! If she had known he would make it up to her like this, she wouldn't have flirted with him so much while he was in a coma!