"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"
The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]
Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"
The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]
When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"
Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...
The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]
She, the 21st century's ace agent, possesses unparalleled beauty and unrivaled skill.
She was a much-bullied, naive, and foolish girl from the Luo family of Guiyun Continent.
When her soul returned to its place, she was no longer foolish, but blossomed into a
supreme brilliance. When she soared through the heavens, turning the tide, she was admired by all.
He, the God Emperor, was arrogant and domineering, looking down on the world, yet he held her in his heart— pampering her
with unbridled abandon.
(A doting story, featuring both pure and innocent people!)
Chu Ruoyan, the eldest daughter of the Duke of Chu's household, saw her betrothed's family perish in battle—all except her fiancé, who survived but was left crippled.
Everyone assumed the engagement would be called off, yet the Chu family's heiress proceeded with the wedding as scheduled, uttering just two words: "I consent."
No one knew Chu Ruoyan had suffered a nightmare.
In the dream, she broke off her engagement with Yan Zheng. Three years later, while being courted by the heir of Pingjing Marquisate, rebel forces stormed the capital.
The city became a blood-soaked hellscape. Atop the walls stood the rebel leader—none other than Yan Zheng, who had just been appointed Chief Grand Councilor!
He beheaded her prospective groom, slaughtered the entire Pingjing Marquisate household, then subjected her pleading father to relentless humiliation until the old man leaped to his death from the city walls.
Upon waking, Chu Ruoyan made two immediate decisions:
Marry him. Then kill him.
Fate proved unpredictable. While the second resolution remained unfulfilled, she somehow became the most revered woman in the realm.
[No sword, no cow, daily love story, cold and handsome sister reverse push, chasing husband + sweet story]
Lin Jie later discovered that things that are too passionate never last long.
Just like his love for Su Jiamu when he was young, his love was too passionate, but when a basin of cold water was poured on him, his heart would be chilled beyond words.
Perhaps from the moment Lin Jie wanted to turn his secret love into an open love, he had already lost the game miserably.
And that basin of cold water was poured on Lin Jie's head by Su Jiamu herself.
He wanted to confess his love to Su Jiamu that summer night, but he felt her strangeness and coldness, saw her lose her temper over a boy, and heard her and her friends calling him a bootlicker...
Just think of him as Lin Jie who gambled everything and lost everything.
He also wanted to tell Su Jiamu...that he didn't really need her.
He pretended not to care until he really didn't.
Later, Lin Jie met Ye Mo, who was older than him and always liked to look at him with a gentle smile.
Ye Mo seemed to like him and treated him very well. Later, Ye Mo began to pursue him like crazy.
Some people regret it, but it doesn't help.
Because he runs away and she chases him, he can't escape even if he has wings... Who among his family members understands? His family's aloof and cool sister is super good at pampering people!
Before death.
Li Xinian then realized that the person he loved was not a human.
His health was ruined by the scumbag woman, his property was also taken away by her, and even his own mother was killed.
After learning the truth, Li Xinian was so grief-stricken and angry that he died together with the scumbag.
When he opened his eyes again, he was back to ten years ago. This time, he would never repeat the same mistake again. What love and women, don't get involved. I just want to make money...
[Rebirth + Northeast China + Digging Ginseng + Making Money]
Li Ze recalled that before his rebirth, his father dug wild ginseng and became a wealthy man in the village, but he was tricked and defrauded of the betrothal gift, and the family fell into poverty.
Whenever he thought of this, he would wake up in the middle of the night and slap himself twice!
Fortunately, he was reborn. He knows clearly who is good and who is wrong. What is he waiting for if he doesn’t change his wife?
In the 1980s, the vast mountains and forests of Northeast China were full of treasures.
Various wild game and delicacies are not rare locally, but they are rare goods when they are sold to other places. You must seize the time to make a fortune!
Others go into business while I go into the mountains, others use connections to transfer their household registration to urban areas, but only I know how good it is to have a rural household registration!
What?
Some people are jealous and want to make trouble. Have you asked Uncle Li if my fist is hard?
Xu Qiu traveled to the body of a tragic son-in-law.
His wife was missing, his aunt despised him, his mother-in-law spitted on him, and even dogs shook their heads when they saw him.
But from now on, they could all hear Xu Qiu's inner voice.
[Qin Jianjia, a nominal wife, a female general of the dynasty, but unfortunately she was dismissed soon and ended up being beheaded]
Qin Jianjia, upon hearing this, stared at her husband Xu Qiu.
[Qin Yumo, my wife's younger sister, was cheated of money and sex soon, and finally committed suicide because of humiliation due to her family's involvement.]
After hearing this, Qin Yumo dropped the osmanthus cake in his hand, his face full of astonishment.
[My mother-in-law was framed and slandered, her reputation was greatly damaged, and she died by hitting the wall to prove her innocence. She was really a family of loyal heroes, and the whole family was well-organized]
My mother-in-law froze in place.
...
Many years later.
The Sixth Princess An Lan, "Even if he is a son-in-law, the one I choose is mine!"
Crescent Pavilion Master You Qin Hyun-ya: "I have planned to give up my throne to him. I am willing to assist him. He is my hope."
Qin Jianjia: "Ah... then who am I?"
Soon, Xu Qiu suddenly realized that he, who was originally despised by dogs, suddenly became so popular. This plot seems to be wrong?
After my daughter jumped off the building, I was reborn back to when she was three years old. On this day, my wife had not disappeared, and my daughter was still full of expectations for me...
Reborn in the School Era, Lu Yuanqiu was tending to his family's supermarket when he spotted a beautiful, elegant girl on the surveillance footage—secretly taking items from the shelves.
After recording the evidence, Lu Yuanqiu brought her into the storage room.
"How much did you take?"
The girl leaned silently against the wall and replied coldly, “That’s all.”
Lu Yuanqiu knew her.
Her name was Bai Qingxia, a fellow student at his school.
Cold and aloof, unapproachable, the quintessential ice queen—these were the titles people used to describe her.
Yet today, this untouchable goddess, the dream of every boy, had been cornered by him in such a humiliating way.
Lu Yuanqiu silently told himself—this time, no matter what, he couldn’t let her go.
In his previous life, Bai Qingxia had done the same thing at the supermarket. Out of respect for her reputation, Lu Yuanqiu had turned a blind eye.
But the moment she stepped out of the store, she was hit by a car.
That incident had haunted Lu Yuanqiu ever since. If only he had stopped her that day, the tragedy might have been avoided.
So this time, he was going to stall for time—to strictly discipline and educate the school beauty.
Staring at her red-rimmed eyes filled with humiliation, Lu Yuanqiu pressed further:
“Are you sure that’s all?”
“Your uniform looks bulging... are you hiding more inside?”
Zhou Cheng traveled through time and found himself at home with nothing but a wife and a daughter.
The parents are partial, the second brother looks honest but is actually an expert at digging traps, the third brother is selfish, and the youngest sister is arrogant, vain, arrogant and unreasonable.
He... is a gambler who commits domestic violence.
Except for the weak wife and young daughter, the whole family is excellent...
"Da Lang, take your medicine."
Zhou Cheng looked at the bowl of black medicine. The mist rising from the bowl seemed to turn into a skull with bared fangs and claws.
Zhou Cheng was trembling with fear at the beginning of the game in hell mode.
If you don't want to die, you can only roll up your sleeves and work hard.