[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

System + Change the World + Anime Group Transmigration + Behind-the-scenes Mastermind

When the mysterious businessman Chen Xiao descended upon the Ninja World, the price of fate was clearly marked for the first time.

"Would you like a pack? Maybe the future you want is inside."

At this point, common sense began to collapse——

The hot-blooded tail-ender, his fist gleamed with golden light like the sun;

The lone avenger, the blade in his hand whispered and roared;

The confused copy ninja transformed into a silver lightning that tore through time and space;

The scientist who is obsessed with forbidden techniques finally touches the forbidden realm beyond life and death...

But this is just the beginning. When these ninjas with the power of other worlds are thrown into the worlds that are eager to change,

Beneath the giant wall, the realm of the God of Death, the pirates' treasure, the monster's lair...

Will they become a hurricane that stirs up fate, or a miracle warrior that saves people?

"Dear members, are you ready to start your first inter-dimensional journey?" Chen Xiao smiled and assigned new tasks.

This is a story about drawing cards, changing your destiny, and creating a new legend in the world.

Bad news: I'm dead.

Good news: I traveled through time and space, and I have a golden finger.

Bad news: the gold finger is broken.

Good news: Goldfinger and I have merged, and I am still alive.

The bad news: I have to tie someone else up.

Good news: I am bound to Uchiha Sasuke.

Li Guang, an ordinary man, was sent to the Naruto world by a dump truck because he saved someone. He originally thought that he could step on Sasuke and Naruto, punch Hashirama and Madara, and subdue Tsunade, Kurenai Yuhi, Hinata, Sakura and others.

Unexpectedly, his system broke during the time travel and accidentally merged with him, forcing him to bind to someone, otherwise the system would collapse.

There was no other choice, Li Guang had to bind Sasuke!

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Years later, Sasuke became the strongest in the ninja world, mastering swordsmanship, Susanoo, senjutsu, space ninjutsu, and even time ninjutsu. He defeated Uchiha Madara with Susanoo, and his senjutsu put Hashirama to shame. Naruto drooled in envy at his ninjutsu. Ultimately, Sasuke unified the ninja world, bringing lasting peace to a world ravaged by millennia of war.

After that, he usually killed alien Otsutsuki when he had nothing to do, and by the way, he also took in a girl named Otsutsuki Kaguya as his maid.

All of this started from the day when Li Guang bound Sasuke.

[Naruto + Development + Relaxed + Cool Articles + Grandpa Style at Any Time]

This is an adventure guild that transcends dimensions. People from different worlds post and accept commissions here. However, ever since Suou joined the guild, the normal mission commission board has begun to change. And it has gradually been flooded with messages from some people: Shokuhou Misaki posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Shopping for bags, come quickly. Hayasaka Ai posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. The latest noise-canceling headphones are on the market, let's go buy them together. Tokisaki Kurumi posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Many clones have been a little restless recently, please come over and help me calm them down. Suou Fang: "..." What on earth do you guys think of the sacred adventure guild? Suou Fang wanted to say that. Until he took a look at the rewards for the mission commissions... but they gave too much!

Good news: The soul is split, and travels through the heavens and all realms at the same time. Talents, resources, and realms are shared. You will surely become an immortal, roaming the heavens, and a great path is expected! Bad news: The worlds you travel through are all about to be destroyed! In order to protect his life of cheating, Chen Yu had to unite many of his selves, create the Doomsday Civilization Mutual Aid Association, and embark on the road of saving the worlds. Urban Shenyu: With the power of the whole nation, we will build a great wall of science and technology, create extraordinary flesh and blood, and mankind will eventually win! Martial artist Chen Yu: I am an immortal who was born a saint to save the world! StarCraft: Start the road of martial arts, build extraordinary battleships, and ensure the eternal survival of the human race! Fantasy Chen Yu: I am the truth! Gods? That's just ashes from the artillery fire! Xianxia Chen Yu: There are fifty great ways, and forty-nine are derived from the heavens. I am the one that escaped. The way of heaven is cruel, so I will slaughter you...

In an apocalyptic world, Wei Huan is reborn 11 years in the past, brimming with determination to participate in the [Highway Survival Challenge] to gain extraordinary abilities and confront the supernatural monsters descending upon the present world.

In his previous life, bound by conventional rules, he missed the chance to enter the forest and open the god-tier treasure chest that was within reach. This time, he won’t let it slip by.

Romance Arc:

On the eve of entering the challenge, Wei Huan is blindsided by an arranged engagement.

His nearly bankrupt father, swayed by his stepmother’s suggestion, plans to marry him off to a disabled man.

Upon meeting, Wei Huan discovers his betrothed is none other than Mu Zhong.

Mu Zhong: the heartthrob of Challenger University, born with supernatural talent, and a prospective member of the Dragon Team’s Sixth Squad. He was set to officially join after acquiring a second extraordinary ability in the [Highway Survival Challenge] .

However, in a recent mission, Mu Zhong was unexpectedly crippled, losing even his supernatural abilities.

His final value lies in a commercial marriage alliance with the legitimate heir of a second-tier family, stripped of his inheritance rights.

The day after their wedding, Wei Huan enters the [Highway Survival Challenge] and successfully obtains a god-tier extraordinary ability.

But then…

[Ding!]

[Family member requests to join: Mu Zhong wishes to board. Do you accept?]

[Naruto, system, become stronger by touching corpses, upgrade, invincible]

On the night of the genocide, Uchiha Heng'an bound himself to the corpse-touching system to become stronger, and could recycle corpses to obtain blood and strengthening points.

He quickly became stronger with the help of the system and the Mangekyō Sharingan, and saved the entire Uchiha clan with his absolute strength!

I'm a time traveler and a complete 2D otaku. My lifelong wish is to spend the rest of my life with a paper-faced wife, while also saying "no" to 3D women. Well, it seems half of my wish has come true. One day, I was pulled into a mysterious chat group. Glancing at the member list, I fell silent. [American Scythe]: Just blew up a building. If any jerk dares to say anything again, I'll be the next one to go. [Devil Kinniku Rin]: Damn it! I've spent all my gems this month! Anyone got a way to get some money? Urgent, waiting online! [Herrscher of the Rice]: Tonight's dinner is tempura, Kiana... Oh, sorry, I sent this to the wrong person. [Marin]: Ahhhh! Anyone got any new slimy girls? Such love! ...Looking at this group of friends, all with different styles, but all my wives from my past life, I fell into deep thought again. Wait, isn't this a "2D Beautiful Girls Chat Group"? Why was I, a man, dragged into this?