[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

In an apocalyptic world, Wei Huan is reborn 11 years in the past, brimming with determination to participate in the [Highway Survival Challenge] to gain extraordinary abilities and confront the supernatural monsters descending upon the present world.

In his previous life, bound by conventional rules, he missed the chance to enter the forest and open the god-tier treasure chest that was within reach. This time, he won’t let it slip by.

Romance Arc:

On the eve of entering the challenge, Wei Huan is blindsided by an arranged engagement.

His nearly bankrupt father, swayed by his stepmother’s suggestion, plans to marry him off to a disabled man.

Upon meeting, Wei Huan discovers his betrothed is none other than Mu Zhong.

Mu Zhong: the heartthrob of Challenger University, born with supernatural talent, and a prospective member of the Dragon Team’s Sixth Squad. He was set to officially join after acquiring a second extraordinary ability in the [Highway Survival Challenge] .

However, in a recent mission, Mu Zhong was unexpectedly crippled, losing even his supernatural abilities.

His final value lies in a commercial marriage alliance with the legitimate heir of a second-tier family, stripped of his inheritance rights.

The day after their wedding, Wei Huan enters the [Highway Survival Challenge] and successfully obtains a god-tier extraordinary ability.

But then…

[Ding!]

[Family member requests to join: Mu Zhong wishes to board. Do you accept?]

At the beginning, awaken three magatama and assassinate Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Orochimaru? You dare to experiment on Uchiha, do you want to die?

Jiraiya peeping into the women's bathroom? He's caught!

Tsunade? Let her rack up more gambling debts, so all the Senju assets will belong to the Uchiha.

It's so hard for Minato, whose wife is bigger than the sky, to become Hokage!!!

I, Uchiha Yi, have a cheat for my Sharingan and a cheat for my system. I am a Jonin but I dare to fight against Kage-level ninjas. If I open my Mangekyō, Sarutobi Hiruzen, bring your disciples along and fight with you.

Bad news: I'm dead.

Good news: I traveled through time and space, and I have a golden finger.

Bad news: the gold finger is broken.

Good news: Goldfinger and I have merged, and I am still alive.

The bad news: I have to tie someone else up.

Good news: I am bound to Uchiha Sasuke.

Li Guang, an ordinary man, was sent to the Naruto world by a dump truck because he saved someone. He originally thought that he could step on Sasuke and Naruto, punch Hashirama and Madara, and subdue Tsunade, Kurenai Yuhi, Hinata, Sakura and others.

Unexpectedly, his system broke during the time travel and accidentally merged with him, forcing him to bind to someone, otherwise the system would collapse.

There was no other choice, Li Guang had to bind Sasuke!

…

Years later, Sasuke became the strongest in the ninja world, mastering swordsmanship, Susanoo, senjutsu, space ninjutsu, and even time ninjutsu. He defeated Uchiha Madara with Susanoo, and his senjutsu put Hashirama to shame. Naruto drooled in envy at his ninjutsu. Ultimately, Sasuke unified the ninja world, bringing lasting peace to a world ravaged by millennia of war.

After that, he usually killed alien Otsutsuki when he had nothing to do, and by the way, he also took in a girl named Otsutsuki Kaguya as his maid.

All of this started from the day when Li Guang bound Sasuke.

[Naruto + Development + Relaxed + Cool Articles + Grandpa Style at Any Time]

(The rating just came out, it will go up later)

A nationwide awakening? No, I'm the sole lord from the start!

Twenty-six years after the cataclysmic changes on Earth, a mysterious "Gate" connects to another world, and awakened beings roam freely. Reborn Chen Nuo, after sixteen years of dormancy, finally hears that voice that belongs only to him on the day of his awakening:

[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the unique Infinite-level talent—Lord's Heart!]

While others were still struggling for F-rank abilities, he had already quietly carved out his own territory and become king in another world! Undead? Skeletons? Orcs? Elves? Even the superior races had to bow down to him!

However, as his lord level soared, Chen Nuo gradually uncovered the terrifying truth behind the [door]... The countdown to the annihilation of humanity had already begun.

When the world-ending torrent swept in, the entire world was shocked! But Chen Nuo stood calmly by the Lord's Gate, his fingertip lightly tapping: "What's the panic? My territory is humanity's last invincible bulwark!"

[Endless Track + Upgrade Train + Zombie Tide + Insect Tide +...]

Chen Shaoze is a real young master who was found, and Lin Zhixia is a middle-aged woman who was neglected by her original family. When they thought they could start a new life after getting rid of the influence of their original family, they were unexpectedly transported to the world of endless tracks and forced to participate in a train survival game.

Endless tracks, countless docking stations, and a city outside filled with unknown dangers...

These unknown dangers will be the greatest test for the survivors...

While the other survivors who entered the survival game were still struggling to survive, Chen Shaoze and Lin Zhixia, two survivors with supreme talents, had already begun to set up their own small homes on the train...

Endless waves of zombies and swarms of insects, these dangers that terrify the survivors are actually resources that support a better life for Chen Shaoze and Lin Zhixia...

When their families went through countless hardships and difficulties, and they saw the two again, they found that they were no longer within their reach...

Li Ke, a high school student who just finished the college entrance examination, accidentally obtained the Wanjie Anime Tracking System.

But when he was having a nightmare, he turned off the system sound, so Li Ke, who started to follow the anime, unknowingly pulled Wanjie to follow him.

As a result, different worlds have undergone different changes...

This is an adventure guild that transcends dimensions. People from different worlds post and accept commissions here. However, ever since Suou joined the guild, the normal mission commission board has begun to change. And it has gradually been flooded with messages from some people: Shokuhou Misaki posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Shopping for bags, come quickly. Hayasaka Ai posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. The latest noise-canceling headphones are on the market, let's go buy them together. Tokisaki Kurumi posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Many clones have been a little restless recently, please come over and help me calm them down. Suou Fang: "..." What on earth do you guys think of the sacred adventure guild? Suou Fang wanted to say that. Until he took a look at the rewards for the mission commissions... but they gave too much!

"The world of anime is so dangerous!" Ye Yin Kong, who accidentally transmigrated to a special dimension that merged multiple fantasy worldviews and possessed the body of a bewildered sixteen-year-old boy, was genuinely bewildered. Why? It's simple! Because… a third of Tokyo was divided up and named Academy City? A closer look revealed: Kooh Academy, Fujimi Academy, U.A. High School, Misaki High School… Tennozu's No. 1 High School? His younger sister's college application was for U.A. High School? Itogami Island was established in the Pacific Ocean? Sardinia in Europe was recently bombed? A giant chrysanthemum appeared in the sky above China? What the heck is the Umbrella Corporation headquarters? His neighbor Kobayashi is going on a group tour to Fuyuki City? Can you please stop messing around? A young man named Natsuki Subaru who lives nearby has been missing for a week? …Wow! Fortunately… “I’m the only Stand user? And in my Phantom Form, I’m… Thanos with a fully equipped Infinity Gauntlet?” Ye Yinkong breathed a sigh of relief. “Then there’s nothing to be afraid of!” That evening, he received an invitation from the Little Garden. “Damn it!”

[Beautiful women, multiple heroines, no saints, various scenes]

Lin Feng was brought into a world where everyone was fighting for survival. In order to survive, he had to upgrade his iron house as soon as possible.

“Bang, bang, bang…”

Every night, the dilapidated iron door is banged hard by monsters!

Frightened! Confused! Helpless! And screaming...

Many women and men gave up their dignity in order to survive.

Lin Feng grew up slowly and met various beautiful women. He felt sorry for them and wanted to give them a home.

Man-eating monsters, scarce supplies, and one doomsday scene after another, this apocalypse is destined to be extraordinary...