"Suspense + Reasoning + Detective + Occasionally Funny + No CP"

Zhou You traveled through time and participated in a show called "Mocking Crime".

After being selected into the crime team, he discovered that his teammate was actually a beautiful school girl, and from then on the two of them entered invincible mode.

"The detective world cannot lose Zhou You, just as the West cannot lose Jerusalem!"

"When Mr. Zhou wanted to quit the detective circle, I slammed the table."

"It's confirmed, it's the man who has mastered the killing skills!"

"Zhou You, please don't go astray."

The director's original intention in making the program was to warn everyone not to try to commit crimes, knowing that the law is long and there is no escape.

But the appearance of Zhou You broke everything, and the various detective teams were helpless against him.

In order to stop him, the program team had to seek help from everywhere.

Sakura Country: "Devil, don't come over here..."

Kimchi Country: "According to investigation, Zhou You's ancestors migrated to Xia Country later."

Beautiful Country: "I told you at the beginning, don't mess with him."

In 2121, a terrible pollution disease swept through the world.

“We call it distortion, but perhaps, the history records of later generations will call it an evolution.”

The world experienced involution.

Today, that person’s head split into two. Tomorrow, that flower would grow fangs. The day after that, that fish would climb ashore with its legs…

Lu Yan: And I am merely a mediocre doctor who treats the pollution disease.

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Patient A: When I first grew 18 tentacles, I was having a great time eating [beep—] by the seaside. As soon as Dr. Lu came, he cut 17 of them for me. He’s really a brilliant doctor!2

Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and can be parasitic. I gave birth to hundreds of thousands of microspores, which made it worse for my already poor family. Dr. Lu helped me practice family planning when he came. This great kindness will forever be remembered!

Patient C: I have eight mouths. I was a picky eater and only ate meat, so I set up a slaughterhouse for this purpose. But then, Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. This woman of faith is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of her life in exchange for Dr. Lu’s happiness and well-being in this life.

Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, the eternal god.