Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Chen Yan died countless times.

Every time he dies, he will be reborn with his cultivation to a certain day in his long life.

With overlapping cultivation and overlapping memories.

However, reincarnation is not salvation, but will push him into deeper despair——

"Brother, what is the end of the immortal path?"

Chen Yan didn't know how many times he had answered this question, and he had never given the same answer even once:

"It's a cage, an abyss of reincarnation from which there is no escape."

[Starting at the Battle of Marineford] [Kill Ace and plunder his Conqueror's Haki Qualification] [Kill Coby and plunder his Training Talent 200 times] [Kill Luffy and plunder his Forever Sit-ups] As the Admiral of the Navy, Rochester can't tolerate deserters and traitors the most. During the Battle of Marineford, Rochester discovered Coby who was a deserter, and his escape caused the collapse of a large part of the defense line. "Akainu, why are you nagging these deserters?" Ace was already beaten away! Still talking nonsense! If you don't finish him off, I'll do it! Red Hair will be here soon, it will be too late if we don't kill Coby! Ding! Kill Coby and your Training Talent will increase 200 times. Rochester's training for one day is equivalent to others' training for 200 days, and two years of training is equivalent to others' four hundred years! ! ! Kill! Pirate scum, navy scum, World Government, Celestial Dragons, don't even think about surviving if you meet Rochester! Protagonist: Rochester

[All Heavens and Myriad Worlds + Swordsman + Decisive Killing + Immortal Slaughter and God Slaughter + No Female Lead]

Li Su, who possesses telekinesis, quietly watched the endless zombies besieging the city.

With unlimited firepower and a huge amount of supplies, and in front of him were tens of thousands of refugees kneeling on the ground crying for immortals to save them. Li Su considered whether he should shout out, "Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers any different?"

Perona took a devil fruit and touched her stomach. This fruit will be tomorrow's breakfast! Li Su smiled and took out the apple that the little girl loved to eat in exchange.

Every time a transcendental life is killed as a blood sacrifice in the heavens and all realms, the body's potential will increase by one point. How high it can reach depends on whether enough living beings are killed.

Well, the sea kings are extraordinary beasts, as are Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. The prehistoric world is also a huge zoo, and it seems that Tathagata Buddha is not a human either...

Facing the myriad of heavens and worlds, Li Su showed a kind smile. The sword is the best weapon for killing. From now on, any powerful life in the myriad of heavens and worlds is my prey.

Sacrifice all souls and forge a supreme throne with blood and soul.

[Dark story][Slow-burn story][No heroine][No system][Decisive killing][Dark-bellied Old Six][Flexible][Fantasy magical powers]

A jade coin of good and evil, to judge good and evil, and to borrow supernatural powers.

A world where all cultivators in the world rely on mortals for nourishment.

Xiang Qian traveled here, forcibly took over another body and was reborn. He secretly rejoiced at the news that the original owner's mother had died...

"Mortals support the monks, the monks support the heaven and earth, and the heaven and earth nurture all things. This is the order of the world, so how can it be called cruel?"

"What is the heart barrier? The righteous path indulges in passions, relieving the regrets in one's heart, and considering it righteousness. The evil path indulges in lust, satisfying one's greed, and considering it selfish desire. Either way, it's the same thing."

"Memories will be obscured, but they will never disappear. It is precisely because these memories are engraved on our souls that we are worthy of being called human! We are not like monsters, who, even if they have cultivated human form, are still just beasts that obey animal instincts."