My name is Jonson Joffrey, I'm 14 years old and a student. I live in the Andari community and go to Andari Public High School. I go to school at 8 o'clock every day and leave school at 5 o'clock. I study hard, never smoke, drink, or play games, and I only dabble in them. I go to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 8 hours a day. Before going to bed, I must read some world classics and drink a glass of warm milk. I fall asleep as soon as I get into bed and sleep until dawn, never leaving fatigue and stress to the next day. Everyone says I'm ordinary. Yes, I really just want to be an ordinary high school student. Okay, Mr. Jotaro, don't look at me with such suspicion. I enjoy ordinary high school life. I don't know anything about Stand users, or that I am not half-brothers with Yangko Star, and I don't want to be a perfect villain who destroys the world. [A super serious JOJO fanfiction about the adventures of ordinary people in the JOJO world]

Shirou: Huh? Messenger of Justice? What's that? If you love your sister, go fight in the Holy Grail War. If you can't even kill six people in a row, and you can't even take down an EA, what's the point of being a sister-con? I always take it with my face, understand? Excuse me, young man next door, but you actually need Saber to help you fight in the Holy Grail War? I always tear people apart with my bare hands, okay? You can't even tear a Servant apart with your bare hands, and you're still calling yourself Gudako's dad? Have some shame! Today, I'm going to teach you how to fight the Holy Grail War! ...