(Limited-time bounty now open, see details) The deceased Ren Wei has accepted a commission from the World Will. Due to an invasion by outsiders, he must protect the world of comics spawned by the World Will. The popular heroines have become the targets of the Lord Gods and the Reincarnators! To protect the beauty of the second dimension, he fights in unknown corners. As a reward, he receives the power of a knight from another world...

[Plagiarist/Career/Daily Romance/Resolving Shura Field/Slow Pace/Minor Intrigue] PS: Not brainless, not watered down. I reiterate that the author is not a scumbag, the author is not a scumbag, the author is not a scumbag, okay, important things are said three times. Introduction begins: Imagawa Kaede, yes, that's right, not Rukawa Kaede, has never practiced basketball for two and a half years, he is just a young master. The original owner's mess is too big. Just imagine, your fiancée Shiina Mahiru, who just came here and was tricked by the original owner into drinking "wine", hugged you, what would you do? As a dog-licker, the original owner's goddess Kaguya Shinomiya called to invite you to dinner, what would you choose? A bunny girl senior named Sakurajima Mai wants to sing the song you "borrowed", what are your thoughts? A painter named Shiina Mashiro is on a plane, do you want to take her home, or let her stay at Sakurasou? Chiba Prefecture's Yukinoshita councilor wants to use your family's influence to become a member of parliament... Renowned artist Kashiwagi Eri asks you not to expose her... Help teacher Kasumi Shiko prevent her novel from being cut short... Kato Megumi's father is your subordinate... The Divine Tongue wants to taste your tongue... Teacher Kirisu Mafuyu hopes you can help the quintuplets improve their grades... ...Faced with so many choices, are you confused?

In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

"Horse girls possess three times the strength and speed of ordinary people." "But their minds are often like flowers in a greenhouse." "Every trainer wants to help the horse girls they are responsible for realize their talents on the track, or even surpass their own talents." "Everyone has the opportunity to do this. But others rely on luck, while I rely on ability." - From the internal reference material of legendary trainer Zhou Taian, "Special Horse Training Techniques: From the Flash Series to Horse Jumping"

Ye You, a graduate of the Clock Tower Archaeology Department with a rare magical attribute, opened an antique bookstore in Tokyo. His favorite thing to do is to study knowledge in peace and tranquility. Until recently, he received a letter from his old friend, Tōsaka Tokiomi, who brought a little girl home. Then, strange things began to happen one after another. He heard vague whispers in his ears, and ancient images emerged in his mind. When Ye You gazed at the moon, he found that the moon was also gazing at him.

Izumi transmigrates to a world where everyone can convert their past life memories into power in this life. He initially thought transmigrators didn't have past lives, that he was just an ordinary person in his previous existence, but suddenly he gains the powers from the anime he used to watch. First life: Kirito... How could I, Kirito-sama, possibly do gua sha? Second life: ... Third life: ...

As a perfectly healthy high school boy, Sakuta discovers he's been chosen by a puberty syndrome. His symptoms are rather unique; he can enter the light novels he's read and complete special tasks to earn rewards. Is this for real? He immediately reaches into the merit-based classroom. [Confessing to the villainous female supporting character Kikyo Kushida in front of the heroines Karuizawa Megumi and Ichinose will earn him the "Ashore Illustrator" skill.][Grabbing Shiina Hiyori's twin tails from the bushes will earn him the demon sword Murasame.][Taking revenge on Sakayanagi Arisu for stealing your dog, sharing her gaze while watching a pink app for 2 hours will earn you…] "Hey, Futaba, don't look at me like I'm dirty." "This is a mission, not my XP!"

Cognition refers to the human perception of the world and the understanding of phenomena as "reality." The Phantom Thieves of Hearts seek to quench the desires of villains by seizing secret treasures, forcing them to confess their crimes and repent. Mitsui Tsubasa disagrees. He believes such immense power is wasted on just a few villains. He'd rather use cognitive science to reshape the world. By eliminating all the "bad guys" who oppose him, a perfect world where only "good guys" exist will emerge. He invests in a pharmaceutical research institute for Takemiya, enlists An Takamaki as a brand ambassador, and with the help of Futaba Sakura, builds the ctOS system, manipulates the sports world to make the Yoshizawa sisters dance for him, and becomes the new "master" of the Velvet Room. The world offers countless pleasures, but Mitsui Tsubasa simply seeks to satisfy his own petty collecting urges and embrace everything he loves. No matter how capricious he may be, this world is his. At the end of the story, he wants to witness a spectacular performance. Atop this mortal realm, under the gaze of all, he will face the final battle between humanity and the gods, alongside the Phantom Thieves of Heart, the brave men who aspire to save the world. "Cheer up, JOKER! You have been granted the honor of competing with the gods!!!"