Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.

Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."

After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.

Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"

Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"

"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."

This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".

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First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.

Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

On that day that year, the savior Harry Potter wore women's clothes and rode a dragon into the sky.

On that day that year, Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts, lost his phoenix completely.

On that day, Voldemort, a disabled man without a nose, suddenly had seven more heads.

That year and that day...

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George Weasley: "I hit Voldemort on the head with shit!"

Fred Weasley: "I've proven it's real, I've smashed it myself!"

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Kreiner looked up at the sky and muttered, "This isn't Harry Potter at all!"

Every time you travel through a new world, you become a strange character or even a non-character.

Talking Tom, Knight, Witch, Slime, Snow King...

Ding Hai was also forced to start a wandering life in the heavens and all realms.

When he turned into Tom Cat, he received an invitation letter to Hogwarts School.

Then, the adventure of the fun people began...