[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

【HP Fanfiction】【Growth】

When the raven opened its third eye, the entire magical world began to tremble.

When the Sorting Hat put him into Ravenclaw,

When Dumbledore discovered that the castle had been whispering secrets to him for thousands of years,

When Grindelwald praised him,

When Voldemort wanted him to join,

Everyone was shocked to realize that the world of magic was about to change and a new era was coming.

(The Big Bang Theory×HP. Warning to otome fans, especially those with a special madness ⚠️) Penny suddenly discovered that her bed had become a passage to another world. Every night it was connected to the beds of people from other worlds. There was always a stuffy old man who called himself "Professor" sharing her bed.

This guy had a terrible temper and a sharp tongue, and he always said things to her that she couldn't understand. And then, after an accident, she was able to see him? What's more, she could enter and exit his world?

Snape's perspective: At first he thought it was the Death Eaters who were causing trouble, but later he found out it was a curse and a calamity for him. He was the only one who could sense the damn stupid woman. No matter how many times he changed beds in the room, he could still feel her body approaching like a gorilla when he slept at night, and magic was ineffective on her. Later he could see her, and she was even more shameless to threaten him with this, the woman who only knew how to drink and eat, and blackmailed him with "beauty" magic.

He was a fool with only a pretty face, so he wouldn't fall for her trick. But as time went by, when everyone could see her, Snape always felt like he had lost something...

The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

False druids: follow the way of nature, master the magic of nature and the form of the wilderness, and gain the ability to transform into wilderness creatures and control the elements. The real druids, however, look further: the flow of planes, the birth and death of the world, the upside-down galaxy, and even the endless echoes of the multiverse, are all the pulse of nature. Nature is not just mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, but existence itself, the breath of law, and the rhythm of time. I am nature, and nature is me. The flow of all things is in the mind. Okay, no more pretending. This is a druid who traveled to the continent of Faerun, mastered the transformation into the Star-Forging Dragon King, specialized in the Society of the Stars, controlled the power of nature and the secrets of the stars, could crush planets at will, and mastered the birth and death of the universe. Notes: Druid, stars, Star-Forging Dragon King, Plane War, Multiverse

Edward Bedwell, who traveled to the wizarding world of Hogwarts, found himself a descendant of one of the Arthurian Knights of the Round Table. Not only that, but as long as he abides by the knightly virtues, he can gain the corresponding power. Humility and restraint allow him to be absolutely focused. Treating people with sincerity allows him to distinguish between truth and falsehood. The Weak can make him perceive all things. ...... Following the ancient knightly virtues, inheriting the will of his ancestors, studying the "Handbook of Magical Knights", Edward, who entered Hogwarts to study, practiced his own knighthood at all times. He was humble, sincere, and compassionate, and was well liked by his teachers and classmates. He was fearless, unafraid, and impartial, and the dark wizards were feared in front of him. He changed Slytherin and changed Hogwarts

After accidentally traveling to the world of Harry Potter, and enjoying his second life in the magnificent wizarding world, Maureen, now the owner of a dark magic shop and known as Mr. Burke, has to find a way to get rid of an employee. Although this employee is young, handsome and eloquent, who made him called Tom Riddle...

Forming a bond with a woman will earn you rewards; forming a bond with a noble woman will earn you even more rewards.

Having experienced two consecutive time travels, Li Zhihui finally awakened his system, but he ended up with an unorthodox one.

"So, it's really not that I'm promiscuous, it's just something that can't be helped."

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Elements: [Extensive use of internet memes] [Highly charismatic paladin] [Semi-invincible build] [Pseudo-D&D setting (primarily based on the game's world view)]

The following worlds have been confirmed: Baldur's Gate, The Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077, and Hogwarts.

Words are like silk, weaving the warp and weft of stories; stories are like rivers, settling the pebbles of knowledge; knowledge is like fire, forging the stars of wisdom; and in the folds of time, the ancient light of civilization shines forth.