"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.

"Professor Dumbledore, have you ever seen Hogwarts at four in the morning?" Russell said calmly. "From midnight to six o'clock, get six hours of sleep." "From six to eight o'clock, sweat it out in the Forbidden Forest, including but not limited to wrestling with trolls, practicing riding on unicorns, dodging centaurs' arrows, and so on." "From eight to six, be ready for a full day of study." "From six to ten, study late into the night in the library." "From ten to twelve, practice dueling skills in the Room of Requirement." This is the simple yet fulfilling day of Russell Fishthorne, the King of the Curriculum at Hogwarts.

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

(Not a cool story, the main plot, don't read if you don't like it!) There are twists and turns in the early relationship, and there will be explanations in the middle and late stages. Don't read if you only like cool stories. If you come in, you don't have the patience, so why come in! Slytherin from the Muggle world, Gryffindor, who is also a childhood sweetheart from the Muggle world, and there is also a Potter beside her. Looking at the three people below, Snape fell into deep thought, are you going to kill me? This is a magical world, and the protagonist is a soul from the 21st century. How can he not know the greatness of science? Then, what kind of sparks can the combination of magic and science splash out? This is a story about a protagonist who is a little bit second-year, and is pushed to the position of the Dark Lord step by step by his good friend! The most important point is that Hermione fits the original character, and her character is not likable. If you like the kind of vase Hermione, please don't come in! ! !

【Reincarnated as Dudley Dursley + Power of Logic & Strength + Fixing Canon Regrets + Power-Up via Magic Item Fusion + Straight Talker (Honest and Open Schemer) + Light System (Low Presence) + No Female Lead】

A bold and street-smart man from Blue Star reincarnates into a parallel Harry Potter world…

…as none other than Harry’s infamous Muggle cousin—Dudley Dursley.

By fixing key regrets in the original story, Dudley earns the right to fuse magical items, cleverly balancing brute force and sharp reasoning, evolving from a simple Muggle into a Concept-Level Archmage.

From there—

The Savior’s dark childhood is lit by a light so twisted it loops back to righteous.

The half-giant’s beloved dream of dragon-riding becomes reality, soaring over the Forbidden Forest.

The sweet-toothed old bee (Dumbledore) stops doing faith leaps from Astronomy Tower.

The prideful little dragon (Draco) embarks on a new path of growth, with friendship taking center stage.

The venom-spitting bat (Snape) is no longer misunderstood, but ends up tasting an even deadlier venom himself.

The pink toad (Umbridge)… actually becomes a literal pink toad.

Hogwarts undergoes sweeping educational reform.

The deeply cherished dead return from beyond the Veil.

And the brutal war that didn’t even spare the birds becomes a one-sided steamroll—with full counterattacks stacked to the max.

Matthew traveled to "Harry Potter", only to find that the world was facing the invasion of various foreign evil gods:

The "Dimensional Devil" that rules purgatory, the "Eyes of the Abyss" that dominate the spirit world, the "Paradox Devourer" that occupies the void...

There is also the "Blood Lord" who stole his chance to travel through time and whose strength has undergone a qualitative change...

There are suddenly many evil cults in the world. They are the root of the old beliefs and the anchor point for the invasion of foreign gods.

Fortunately, the system has awakened an incredible wisdom!

Yes, you read that right! The system has given itself a cheat code!

And as the host...Matthew can completely skip the comprehension steps and directly obtain the results of comprehension!

What does your understanding mean to my understanding? We just have different divisions of labor.

Many years later, when many evil gods were willing to burn the world to death in order to descend upon Hogwarts:

[You have come into contact with the origin of the laws of space. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you have gained the right to manage the crystal wall of the world.]

[You watched the world that was about to fall. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you mastered the endless world destruction chain.]

You can figure out the system, and leave Hogwarts to me!

Looking at the system prompt, Matthew announced domineeringly:

Evil God, get out of my Hogwarts!

…

Dumbledore: Wait, your what?

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!

You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!

So...

Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"

Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"

Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)

Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"

Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"

Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"

Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."

Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black

: Xiaotang, where is your nose?

Voldemort: Avada...

...

Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)

Edward Bedwell, who traveled to the wizarding world of Hogwarts, found himself a descendant of one of the Arthurian Knights of the Round Table. Not only that, but as long as he abides by the knightly virtues, he can gain the corresponding power. Humility and restraint allow him to be absolutely focused. Treating people with sincerity allows him to distinguish between truth and falsehood. The Weak can make him perceive all things. ...... Following the ancient knightly virtues, inheriting the will of his ancestors, studying the "Handbook of Magical Knights", Edward, who entered Hogwarts to study, practiced his own knighthood at all times. He was humble, sincere, and compassionate, and was well liked by his teachers and classmates. He was fearless, unafraid, and impartial, and the dark wizards were feared in front of him. He changed Slytherin and changed Hogwarts

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.

Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.

Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."

McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"

Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."

Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"

Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"

Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"