At a comic convention, Otonashi unexpectedly encountered an adorable little octopus preaching, but made a sarcastic remark, and then found himself transported to the Naruto world.

Not only does it lack a system and bloodline, but it also has something resembling an octopus's mouthparts on its body...

The good news is that this thing can eat anything!

Whether it's animals, plants, or various elements, you can extract energy from anything you eat, and it can even strengthen your body and evolve your life level.

The bad news is that this thing replenishes what you eat...

Are the Sharingan and Byakugan strong? You'll grow as many as you eat!

Are tailed beast chakra strong? Then you probably wouldn't mind having a few more tails, right?

Are Devil Fruits powerful? Would it be okay to have more markings on my body?

In order to survive better, Otonashi has no choice but to forge ahead on an indescribable path of distortion.

Otonashi: "Don't let my usual respectable appearance fool you, actually I..."

gurgling sounds (tentacle wriggling sounds)...

In the worlds of Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Demon Slayer, and One-Punch Man, what kind of effects would Link have if he combined chakra with breathing techniques, Haki with limiters, and spiritual pressure with genjutsu?

Brief introduction - just take a look

[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]

(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)

Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"

The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"

The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"

The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”

Lu Jue passed by.

He glanced at it.

He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.

He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.

He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.

He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.

Someone interviewed Lu Jue,

"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"

After Lu Jue answered frankly,

Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:

"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"

[Super-rich + Entertainment industry + Multiple female leads + Female celebrities + System + Many children, many blessings + What you want to see... + Starting with Liu Yifei and Zhao Lusi!]

"Wang Yifan, you've been out of college for a year now, right? Where are you working? Do you have a girlfriend? Look at your cousin Wang Qing, he only graduated from high school and he's already bringing his girlfriend home for the New Year. He even makes 10,000 yuan a month. It seems like going to college is useless for you guys, all you do is watch videos all day!"

Wang Yifan listened to his aunt's sarcasm and wanted to retort, but he didn't know how!

"Wang Yifan, since you can't find a job, at least find a girlfriend to bring home for the New Year. Look how worried your parents are. Don't let him end up a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

Hearing his aunt and cousin's mockery, Wang Yifan wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground. He looked down at his phone, pretending not to hear, while the other relatives around him looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and schadenfreude in their eyes!

He was furious, his eyes fixed on the video playing on his phone—a video of the TV Queen receiving her award!

Wang Yifan thought that remaining silent would make his aunt and cousin let him off the hook, but he was wrong!

His silence only provokes even more frenzied mockery!

He could tolerate the mockery from his aunt's family, but his parents couldn't hold their heads up high!

How he longed to change all of this!

Just as he was furious but helpless against his aunt's family, a voice echoed in his mind, and his eyes widened instantly!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received an identity reward: the identity of TV Queen and Fairy Sister Liu Yifei's boyfriend!]

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Dear godfathers, due to the limited introduction, please proceed to the main text!

Starting out as a husky, you'll possess the magical Wood Release bloodline. This mischievous Konoha kid journeys through the ninja world, rising from a beloved little Konoha hound to the all-powerful God of Ninja. A story filled with youthful passion, decisive action, a sea of ​​beautiful women, the bonds of friendship, and the magnificent world of Naruto.

Fang Hong never expected that eating pork chop rice would lead to time travel! The worst part is that he hasn't even taken a single bite yet!

What's worse, Fang Hong has transmigrated to the world of Bleach, specifically to Karakura Town, a place heavily inhabited by spirits. As an ordinary person, all he wants to do now is run away.

Fortunately, the system arrived late...

Su Luo was reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship.

Awaken the Ronaldinho template at the beginning, and your shots will 100% go in!

He led the national youth team to the finals in an invincible manner, but was expelled from the national football team for going to a nightclub.

Su Luo refused to accept it and still wanted to go to the nightclub!

[Go to the nightclub once, awaken the Haaland template, and compete at full level! ]

[Go to the nightclub 5 times, awaken the Modric template, and have a 100% pass success rate]

[Go to a nightclub 10 times, awaken the Messi template, and have a 100% success rate in passing]

Real Madrid, Bayern, Barcelona, ​​Manchester City and other giants were hit on the head by the "Little Prince of Nightclubs"!

Guardiola: The law-abiding Suarez is in the top 10 in the world, and he is the best in the world when he goes to nightclubs!

Klopp: Was Suarez spotted picking up girls in a nightclub yesterday? Damn, this game is over.

Wenger: If you come to Arsenal, you can go there every day.

Taylor Swift, Black Widow, and Wanda: After having fun yesterday, he is indeed stronger!

The Chinese national football team is devastated: "Come back Su Luo, we will never care about you again"

Transmigrating into the Naruto world, Liu Yun obtains an infinite resurrection system, becoming stronger simply by killing. During the Third Shinobi World War, Liu Yun is possessed by Sasuke's spirit, and on a whim, he's constantly being chased and attacked. "No one is allowed to dance in front of me, including you... Madara!" "You brat, how dare you steal my lines?" "Madara, behold my Eight Gates Released Formation: Infinite Death Gate... Night Guy!" "Daddy Liu Yun, I was wrong!" "Hahaha..." Liu Yun stands atop a mountain peak, laughing so hard he's practically turned into Sasuke. PS: This book is also known as: Becoming Stronger by Acting Desperate, Come and Chop Me If You're a Brother.

The introduction is weak and I will tell you the content directly. It is a simple daily life of love. It will not affect your reading if you have not read the original work.

In "The Shape of Sound", he beat Shoya Ishida three times and taught Nishimiya Glass how to speak. When he graduated, Naoka Ueno took away his second button.

"I Want to Eat Your Pancreas" Sakura, from today onwards, keep exercising and eat food that protects the pancreas. I will be responsible for solving the murderous murderer!

"Your Name" and Mitsuha exchange bodies, go deep into each other's lives, and finally meet in Tokyo

"How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" Megumi Kato "Stop hanging around me, why do you have such a high sense of presence just by making a movie!". Spencer Eri Sawamura "Can An Yilun get away as well? I will never be the loser this time!". Shiwa Kasumigaoka "The person who asked all high school students in Tokyo to come see my work must understand me very well."

"My Youth Love Story Really Has a Problem" Yukinoshita-san, can you please stop following me around all day long? What commission did that guy Sakurara give you? And Haruno-senpai, I really can’t do it!

(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.