"Ding! Desolate Emperor, you've joined the chat group." Xiong Ba: "Welcome newcomer!" Group Owner Da Xian: "Hiss... The newcomer is the peerless Desolate Emperor!!" Desolate Emperor: "I am not the Desolate Emperor, I am Shi Hao." Group Owner Da Xian: "No,..."
【Relaxing + Funny + Invincible + Cool Article】
Legend has it that on the Wufeng Mountain of the Piaomiao Sect in the Eastern Region, there lived a master who was so extraordinary that he could catch supreme treasures by fishing and had trained ten disciples who became emperors.
The eldest disciple Leng Yanzhu, who possesses the divine bloodline of the Phoenix, becomes an emperor as a time traveler.
The second disciple, Tan Tai Qing Wei, is an orphan of the Great Emperor's family. She has the unique ability to hear the voices of all men, except her master's.
The third disciple, Long Batian, was the former Holy Son of Luotian Holy Land and a villain, but was defeated by the genius of the protagonist. He turned into a mortal, became the protagonist's apprentice, became an emperor, and successfully took revenge.
The fourth disciple, Xiao Chen, was an ancient emperor who was reborn. However, because he rebelled against the Way of Heaven, he was forced to be reborn. He became the protagonist's disciple, became an even more powerful emperor, and finally broke the Way of Heaven with his fist.
One day, a powerful emperor entered Wufeng Mountain and asked in confusion:
"Who are you, the hermit master who can train so many powerful emperors?"
"Excuse me, I'm just a fisherman."
——Fishing maniac, Qi Hao.
(The rating is a bit low at the beginning, please feel free to watch. No female lead + cool story)
A live reality show focusing on high school education, "Education Decoded", is currently airing on CCTV.
The program team chose Henghe Middle School, which puts academic performance first, Qixin Experimental Middle School, which has a militarized management style, and the little-known Laofang Middle School.
Henghe Middle School has a strict schedule and high academic pressure, and is famous for training students to be the most efficient scoring machines.
[Under the current college entrance examination system, Henghe Middle School has to be said to be the most successful model. ]
Qixin Experimental Middle School is an old ordinary middle school, but it is located in a small third-tier city and faces the problem of declining quality of students.
[The students in this school are difficult to control and do not follow the rules. This model has to be said to be very effective. ]
And when the camera turned to Lao Fong Secondary School where Guan Daosi was the principal.
The whole network was stunned.
"Who are you?"
"What is this place?"
"What are you doing here?"
[This opening speech...why does it sound like he's scolding a criminal?]
[Why do these students have to take a prisoner van from the dormitory to the classroom? ]
[Why does this school uniform look so much like a prison uniform? ]
[A fixed time every day when there are no classes and they are allowed to go out for exercise? All dormitories are single rooms with surveillance? Physical examinations are mandatory every week? ]
[Is this a prison or a school? ]
[As expected of a prison middle school! The principal will be locked up until he dies! ]
Hello, I want to interview you about your views on 'Yukinoka Fuchi'.
Kasumigaoka Utaha: Obviously I was here first... I taught him the details, but he used them to pamper others
. Eriri: It would have been better if I hadn't said one thing and meant another.
Yukinoshita Yukino: He is a ray of light in my life, I could have endured the darkness if I had never met him.
Yukinoshita Haruno: The bastard who ran away after sleeping with me.
Hoshino Ai: My only true love, my white moonlight.
What is your relationship with him? - Ex-girlfriend
Sora Ginko: Ha, just a stealing cat.
Kato Megumi: Just a stealing cat
. Sagiri, Shinomiya Kaguya, Kirisu Mafuyu: A stealing cat!
At the beginning, he came to Japan in a parallel world and became a plagiarist relying on the vision of his previous life. However, his peaceful days were suddenly broken by an accident. Faced with the predation of ghouls, Lu Ziyuan could only sit at the dining table helplessly.
Kaneki: "Am I a human or a ghoul? I've decided, I'm a ghoul!"
Lu Ziyuan: "Are you sure? Then I won't be polite!"
Arima Kisho: "There's actually no difference between humans and ghouls. It's just that one is the open person and the other is the hidden person."
Lu Ziyuan: "I can prove it by ordering them. They all taste the same."
Muzan Kibutsuji: "Demons are higher life forms than humans, and I am the Demon King who controls demons!"
Lu Ziyuan: "High-quality ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods, like tasting evil spirits in the sun."
………
ps: The protagonist is a bit neurotic, please save your brain before tasting
(Warning: The power to the restricted area will be restarted soon. The access control will be disabled after the power is restarted. All security personnel, please make corresponding preparations! The world view and setting of this book are extremely large, and there are many stories. You may feel that they are not finished, or even that the stories are not finished. That's because the protagonist will return to those interesting small worlds later, just like us cultivators. We are still in the Qi training stage. When we reach the foundation building stage, everything will stabilize. Just like the fisherman Li Jianguo, we can search for small experience packs everywhere, travel through time at will, and gradually develop our strength into a hexagonal warrior.)
The protagonist of this article, Xia Yu, is a 19-year-old man who is chosen by the gods to be a magician. He can open a dimensional door and travel through time. (Even if he is a fool who travels through different worlds with poor development, he can still be invincible.)
I was once tricked by a yellow-skinned man into coming to Holy Terra and became an elite canned food (another book by this author)
Reborn in the world of Princess Star Butterfly, become Star Butterfly's brother, and live a happy and exciting daily life in the anime world as if experiencing life.
In short, it is a story about a very interesting soul, who travels to various worlds to entertain interesting 2D heroines. You may encounter yanderes, tsunderes, and end up falling in love with a sweetheart, hehe~
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Contents appearing: [Oregairu] [Baka Test] [Chuunibyou] [The Burial of Frillen] [Re:Zero -Starting World-] [Dororo] [Mai-senpai] [Four Lies] [The Quintessential Quintuplets] [Death Mansion] [The Three-Body Problem] Stay tuned for more worlds.
Please, everyone, Mira-san~ If you give me lots of complaints and urge me to update, I will update more...
Su Yang travels through the world of anime.
Good news: After years of hard work, he is on the right track to becoming a chaebol.
Bad news: He found a coffee shop called Antique, where a high school girl named Jianzi was drinking coffee.
Good news: The Golden Finger Simulator of All Heavens and Worlds is online, and the game starts with simulating Naruto to obtain the Sharingan.
Bad news: This anime world is getting more and more terrifying
. Good news: It’s okay, I’m already invincible, and it’s time to fulfill the great ideal of the second dimension.
Kitagawa Umi: Ah, today is not a maid series? Change to humiliation series?
Kasumigaoka Utaha: Su Yang-kun, I know it’s not that you are fickle, but that there are too many foxes.
Hoshino Ai: Yang-kun, I had a dream of giving birth to a child, can you make my dream come true?
Yukinoshita Yukino: Marriage is marriage, but what about my sister?
Shinomiya Kaguya: Su Yang, you must give me an answer today, are you confessing or confessing?
Chu Lu traveled to a fantasy world and gained access to a chat group cheat.
The group consisted entirely of natives from other worlds.
They were usually all laughing and joking, each one more humorous than the last.
Then one day, a newcomer named Luo Qingdie joined and sent a message.
"Help! A new disciple has accused me of stealing her family jade pendant. What should I do?"
The moment these words were uttered, the group erupted in excitement.
Everyone shared their own experiences. Some were backstabbed by disciples. Some were betrayed by their legitimate sisters. Some were forced to marry the sect leader's son. Some fought for the sect outside, only to be framed upon their return. And some had their Taoist partner stolen by Senior Sister Dan Ruju.
As they spoke, everyone burst into tears, tears-filled emojis flooding the screen.
Chu Lu, feeling heartbroken, asked a question that changed the tone of the entire chat group.
"By the way, what's your cultivation level?"
"Mahayana," they answered in unison.
Chu Lu: “???”
“What about those who hurt you?”
“Qi training.” They answered in unison.
Chu Lu: “…”
“Then why don’t you fight back!”
By the time you are thirty, you have accomplished nothing.
Qin Han was forced to go on a blind date, thinking that she was his perfect match, but she turned out to be a green tea girl who had 26 ex-boyfriends and had had three abortions.
Coincidentally, the dog leader was also on a blind date nearby, and he fell in love with his green tea...
Okay, okay, you want to eat shit too, right?
No, dogs just like to eat shit!
Qin Han decided to facilitate this perfect match~~~
From then on, he learned how to manage his time and became a better man.
【Not a single female lead】
[The theme of this book: Let go of yourself and live a wanton life! ]
I read for fun, if you are unhappy, you can scold me.
Because of the "Yuan" incident involving a food delivery, Zhang Youjing transmigrated to the Naruto world, awakening a god-level critical hit return system and embarking on a journey of revenge across various anime worlds! Knowing the anime's plot, Youjing knew that Obito, Madara, and Kaguya Otsutsuki would inevitably attack, and the situation was dire for the ninja world... But he wasn't afraid. With the system's support, he frantically increased his strength—just go for it! Hyuga Hanabi is so beautiful, even more so than her sister! Youjing unleashed his charm and power, and won her over! The Sage of Six Paths: This little guy is stronger than Naruto and Sasuke! Konan: Youjing is so strong, Nagato is no match for him! Sakura: Sasuke, you're so arrogant! I'm going to find Youjing, don't cry if you dare! Soon, the Ninja World War began, the two sides fighting so fiercely that the ninja world trembled, the sky darkened, and the ninja world fell into despair, until Youjing returned from his training! Youjing: "Six Paths Madara, Kaguya, Momoshiki, Isshiki... Is that all?" [Naruto... Genshin Impact... One Piece... Saint Seiya... Ultraman]