(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.

[Anime Crossover + Invincible + Reincarnation Game + Multiple Heroines]

In his previous life, he was assassinated by a hater and died unexpectedly. When he woke up from a dream, he found himself in a crossover anime world and became the adopted son-in-law of the Shinomiya family.

Akihiro Shinomiya, who should have been striving to take over the Shinomiya Group and reach the pinnacle of his life, suddenly heard a cold, mechanical voice in his ear one day:

Welcome to the Game of Reincarnation...

What?! After living here for so many years, I'm suddenly being told this isn't a slice-of-life anime crossover?! What about all the hardships I've endured?!

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【Tsugukuni Yoriichi】

[Muzan]

...I'm sorry, my voice was a bit loud.

Since that's the case, I'll just have to choose not to eat beef from now on.

So said Shinomiya Akihiro.

(Main world: Crossover anime worlds - Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Oregairu, Spy House, Lycoris, Lonely Rock, Dress-Up Doll, etc.)

(Game worlds: Tokyo Ghoul, Jujutsu Kaisen, Food Wars!, One Piece...)

(Starting with Food Wars!, collect female characters from the reincarnation game; the first two worlds are mainly for fun battles.)

(Recommended characters: Kaguya Shinomiya, Chika Fujiwara, Ai Hayasaka, Haruno Yukinoshita, Erina Nakiri, Hisako Shirato, Megumi Tadokoro, Momoko from Dragon Ball...)

Fang Wuming has been in a cultivation world for three years by chance.

Finally free from the miserable 996/007 work schedule!

They harbored boundless longing for the path of immortality.

Unexpectedly, the test revealed no spiritual root!

Destroy it, hurry up and do it! I'm tired...

Just as Fang Wuming was setting up his stall.

The [Unlimited Resources System] has finally awakened!!

[All resources under the host's name will be inexhaustible!]

Fang Wuming: "Keep it low-key, I usually just use this elixir of immortality to feed my dogs!"

The patriarch of the Dan Sect: "Woof woof woof!"

Fang Wuming: "When you're out camping, it's not too much to use an ancient magical artifact to peel an apple, is it?"

The Ancestor of the Weapon Sect: "Not at all! Not at all! You can even cut me down!"

Fang Wuming: "You mean this talisman that can kill immortals? There aren't many. The maid who served me tea only had a few hundred thousand of them."

Immortal: "?!"

The prodigies from all walks of life: "I thought my sect was the richest... but I'm the clown!"

All the lucky ones: "Our greatest fortune is meeting Brother Fang!"

Empresses from all walks of life: "It's time to find a godfather!"

[This is primarily a lighthearted and stress-relieving activity; the description falls short, so please read on!]

"Naruto, you must build good relationships with the elites from various villages who came to the Chunin Exams this time. Later... what? You reported them for cheating on the exam??"

"Naruto, you absolutely must bring Tsunade back to the village! She's the granddaughter of a legendary figure, and one of the legendary Sannin... What? You brought her back to your house?!"

"Naruto, this Five Kage Summit is of utmost importance. You must remember not to act recklessly as before and antagonize other villages... What? You beat the other four Kage to their knees??"

"Naruto, now that you've become Hokage, your every word and action represents the village, so you must be careful with your words and deeds... What? You're demanding that all female ninjas come to your office every day to report on their work??"

...

Transmigrating into the Naruto world, becoming Naruto before the Chunin Exams, and awakening the Evil Deeds System:

You can gain evil points by doing evil.

Ninjutsu, Sage Art, Bloodline Limits—all are within easy reach!

Naruto in the original work—a loser, a simp, a master of talk-no-jutsu, and suffers all sorts of injustices...

Now--

"Heh, doing bad things and doing whatever I want, that's my way of the ninja!"

[Mindless humor + guaranteed to make you laugh + non-stop hilarious moments + sweet interactions + satisfying story]

Ye Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became a relatively unknown young male celebrity in the entertainment industry.

Unexpectedly, she made a last-minute appearance at "Happy Painting" and burst into laughter with "Oh ha, oh ha, oh ha ha ha".

Ye Chen replied immediately: "Brother, did you eat a toad?"

The whole audience burst into laughter!

Just when the whole internet thought that Ye Chen's success was just a stroke of luck, creating a memorable moment of catching the joke.

Unexpectedly, in the years that followed, Ye Chen became a sensation across the internet with his talent while also reaping rewards as a meme king.

Interlude: "Mahua is Especially Happy"

Jia Ling: "Little brother, this scarf doesn't quite fit your character."

Ye Chen: "I'm using this to hang myself."

Hahahaha!

Running Man

Zheng Kai: "Short track prince Tianyu, kung fu queen Duan Yu..."

Ye Chen: "Zheng Kai, a middle-aged man."

Hahahaha!

"Celebrity True Detective"

Sa Beining: “!@##@￥#%￥……*（&%##）”

He Jiong: "What did he say?"

Ye Chen: "He said he was an islander."

Hahahaha, fans across the internet are laughing until they cry their eyes out, begging Ye Chen to just be a normal person!

Entertainment: You were put on a last-minute stand-in, and you became the king of memes!

He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.

But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!

I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!

When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?

Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.

[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]

(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)

Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"

The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"

The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"

The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”

Lu Jue passed by.

He glanced at it.

He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.

He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.

He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.

He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.

Someone interviewed Lu Jue,

"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"

After Lu Jue answered frankly,

Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:

"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Konoha, just started playing a villain, and my salary is calculated based on screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko, my profession is a ninja academy teacher, and my side job is playing a villain in the Naruto world. My job: to deliver a heavy blow to Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and lead Danzo to overthrow the ninja world. As long as I play the villain well, any form of ninjutsu, secret techniques, bloodline limits, etc., is possible for my salary. My career goal: to be an outstanding villain who can survive until the end! But now there's a small problem—even though I'm the main villain, the successor to the darkness of the ninja world, Tsunade insists that I'm the Hokage! How can this continue? Urgent, waiting online!

[Multiple female leads]

A crimson star falls, monsters invade, and Ning Yuan, who has traveled through time, awakens his D-rank talent [Gluttony].

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the core of the mutated Thunder Beast and gained the S-rank ability [Nine Profound Golden Thunder]!"

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the mutated Netherhound Beast Core and gained the S-rank necromancy ability [Summoning]!"

Ningyuan:

"Luo Xi, let me put black stockings on you, it will feel more comfortable when I massage you."

Lin Luoxi: "You tore all my black stockings."

"It's okay, then wear white stockings."

passerby:

"How could the school beauty goddess like a useless person with a D-level talent?"

"Not a buddy?"

"How can you summon Nine Profound Golden Lightning with your D-rank talent?"

"You can summon undead dragons?"

Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, awakening the Book of Destiny martial soul, he carries his fate with the book and writes his destiny with the pen. By rewriting the protagonist's fate and shifting the world line, he can increase his soul power and ascend to godhood. Mo Xianyu wields his brush, starting by writing the Rebellious Disciple System for Tang San. "Teacher, if I just add some laxatives to Luo Sanpao's radish, my Blue Silver Grass can evolve into the Blue Silver King. You won't blame me, right?" From then on, having tasted the sweetness, Tang San triumphed, acquiring a new famous saying—"In this world, the accomplished are my teachers; everyone can be my teacher, even those who aren't human."... Later, the Azure Bull Python bowed its head to the ruler of soul beasts; war and peace crowned the Empress of Star Luo; wealth...