Bad news: Hit by a dump truck. Good news: System activated! Transmigrating! And it's the Goblin Killing System! The hardest news to come: Due to recent medical advancements, the person has been saved... "Congratulations, host, on your transmigration! Begin your legendary life as an evil goblin!" "No, I didn't." Bai Chuanxia, wrapped in bandages, lay on the hospital bed, her lips twitching: "I was saved." "She is your savior, the female knight. You will bring her imprisonment and extreme humiliation. Unleash your evil to your heart's content!" "Gained skills: Sap, Liquid Poisoning." Bai Chuanxia looked at the dashing policewoman before him, and the gun at her waist, and fell silent...
Sakuya transmigrated into the Naruto world and became a member of the Uchiha clan, a family wiped out by their own people! Luckily, he awakened a god-level daily login system, earning rewards simply by logging in every day! Day 1: Navy Six Powers! Day 2: Whitebeard character card! Day 3: Zanpakuto: Kyoka Suigetsu... And so, without realizing it, Sakuya became invincible! When the Third Hokage and Danzo planned to attack the Uchiha clan, Sakuya smiled and shattered the Hokage Rock with a single punch! Sakuya: "From today onwards, I stand in the heavens!" Minato Namikaze: "Sakuya's Flying Thunder God Technique is even better than mine, what am I called the Yellow Flash for?" Madara Uchiha: "In this ninja world, only Sakuya is worthy to dance with me!" Onoki: "His Susanoo is bigger than a mountain, no joke!" Kushina: "Sakuya! I want Gear Second Vibration Mode!"
Demon: "Adventurer, congratulations on obtaining the Divine Wish Box! Open it, and I will grant you all your wishes!" Li Cha: "Can you get the Elf Queen to wash my feet?" Demon: "Elves are inherently noble; that's difficult." Li Cha: "I can." "Can you get the Time Dragon to give me His treasure?" "I can't defeat Him." "I can." "Can you get all the believers of the Goddess Church to worship me?" "Goddess..." "I can." "..." "Mr. Demon, times have changed. Next time you try to deceive someone, don't ask what they want first. What is the essence of a transaction? An equal exchange." Li Cha: "Alright, I've taught you the most cutting-edge trading secrets. According to the rules, hand over your soul." The demon panicked: "Damn it, I died for you once, and you didn't..."
At the beginning, he came to Japan in a parallel world and became a plagiarist relying on the vision of his previous life. However, his peaceful days were suddenly broken by an accident. Faced with the predation of ghouls, Lu Ziyuan could only sit at the dining table helplessly.
Kaneki: "Am I a human or a ghoul? I've decided, I'm a ghoul!"
Lu Ziyuan: "Are you sure? Then I won't be polite!"
Arima Kisho: "There's actually no difference between humans and ghouls. It's just that one is the open person and the other is the hidden person."
Lu Ziyuan: "I can prove it by ordering them. They all taste the same."
Muzan Kibutsuji: "Demons are higher life forms than humans, and I am the Demon King who controls demons!"
Lu Ziyuan: "High-quality ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods, like tasting evil spirits in the sun."
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ps: The protagonist is a bit neurotic, please save your brain before tasting
Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."
[Magic Ring Elements] + [Gender Transformation] + [Hundred Transformations] + [Gradual Transformation]
Ten million people on Blue Star suddenly traveled into the world of the game, and Lin Chu, one of them, was shocked to find that he had played this game before!
Lin Chu, who originally thought that he could inherit the archives of the main account and become a true god, had no time to be happy, but was suddenly informed by the system that the data was abnormal and the main account was blocked!
Fortunately, I actually have two god-level talents, so entering the game world myself doesn’t seem to be too bad?
The road to becoming a god, at worst, I can walk it again!
Just as Lin Chu was about to ignite the divine fire by pinching the God-devouring Snake with his hands and stepping on the Blood Demon Lord with his feet, a message came from the system.
What? My main account was unblocked?!
Travel to the Douluo Continent.
Lu Chengfeng binds himself to the system and establishes the strongest Soul Master Academy.
Someone said, "Our Shrek Academy only accepts geniuses; we don't accept monsters."
Lu Chengfeng: "What a coincidence, we only collect useless people, and our main focus is on the rise of the useless!"
You say your martial spirit is no good? Have you ever heard of the Third Prince of the Red Lotus? Just make do with it.
100,000-year-old soul rings and soul bones are given away free of charge, with unlimited supply.
Twin martial souls are as common as dogs in the academy, and god-level martial souls are everywhere.
In a short time.
Countless powerful individuals came seeking to join, but the result was...
A certain offering:
"I'm a Title Douluo, and you expect me to guard the gate?"
"Are titled Douluo really that powerful? See that guy over there picking up manure? Does he look familiar?"
"Hiss, that's... Lord Sea God!"
[Survival in the wild + arrest + funny + Lao Liu + passionate + no female lead? ]
Follow Su Mo and you will go hungry for nine meals in three days
At the beginning of the time travel, Su Mo found himself participating in a program called "Hiking Around the World".
Competition rules: All expenses during the journey must be earned legally by the participant.
I thought this would be a miserable game where we would have to sleep outdoors.
Until the "Free Man System" is successfully activated.
From then on, the style of the entire program changed completely.
A contestant said: "I want to quit the competition. I can't make a living. I only make 100 yuan by honestly washing dishes all day. And Su Mo can get a bonus of 10,000 yuan for catching a criminal?"
Public Security Bureau: "Really? Will your production team do anything about it? This guy has already emptied the bounty money. If he catches more, our Public Security Bureau will have to take out a loan."
Criminal gang: "You may not believe me, but I hid in the mountains and didn't even run away. Just for the 200 yuan reward, this guy kept me in the mountains for several days."
…
When Su Mo finally left Dragon Country.
One day, the sheriff's station phone rang again.
"Hello, is this the Public Security Bureau? Do you want any of you guys from abroad? Can you claim the reward? There aren't many of them. I'll take down all the Somali pirates and send someone to bring them back!"
Su Mo looked at the pirate team of several thousand people and shouted into the phone with a headache.
Lin Yi, a graduate of the Fine Arts Department, inherited his grandfather's heavily indebted calligraphy and painting shop.
In order to make a living, he was forced to sell paintings through live broadcasts online and give lectures on Feng Shui and metaphysics on the side.
Until one day, he awakened the [Geodoscopy System], which enabled him to see through the destiny of all things and regulate the veins of mountains, rivers and land.
Since then, the clients of a Feng Shui painter have become more and more outrageous.
Real estate tycoon: "Master, the feng shui of my building is bad. My employees see ghosts every day. Can you fix it?"
Academician: "Comrade Xiaolin, our supercomputing center keeps crashing. Could you help me see if it's because of a problem with the 'qi'?"
Military industry boss: "Master Lin, our new submarine broke down right after launching. Did something go wrong?"
Lin Yi held the compass in his hand, looking speechless: "I'm just a painter, are you serious?"
Until one day, several mysterious old men came to visit late at night, spread out a Kyushu feng shui map, and looked solemn.
"Friend Lin, there's a missing section of the Chinese Dragon Vein. Do you think... can it be connected?"
He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.
But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!
I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!
When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?
Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.