When Shen Juan woke up, he found himself a participant in the "prison break game".

Live broadcast around the world, hundreds of people escape, failure means death.

While others were frantically researching escape routes, he was choosing a cell: "This one has good lighting, perfect for sleeping."

While others were plotting a riot, he was basking in the sun: "Well, this rusty nail is nice. I'll take it back as a souvenir."

The teammates suddenly became excited——

"Cell 40? It must be a carefully calculated, optimal entry point!"

"Sunbathing? Must be marking an escape route!"

"A random nail? This is definitely a crucial tool!"

Even the passers-by he casually chatted with were imagined as "professional talents scouted in advance."

Shen Juan: "...I just want to take a nap."

However, as his "unintentional behavior" repeatedly led to him accidentally breaking through the levels, his teammates went completely crazy.

"Boss! Please take me flying!"

The global live broadcast audience laughed like crazy:

#The most outrageous way to win without doing anything#

#On how to become the king of jailbreak by relying on salted fish passively#

[Comfortable and funny + live escape + teammates' crazy imagination + Xianyu accidentally became a god]

Chu Feng is the bootlicker of the icy school beauty Shen Chenxi.

His love was humble to the core, but Shen Chenxi never even looked at him.

In Experimental High School, Chu Feng was called the King of Dog Lickers by everyone.

What they don't know is that Chu Feng is also a dog who licks the boots of a middle school girl with second syndrome, a cold and beautiful CEO, a yandere female neighbor, and a gentle and wealthy female academic.

Talk about money, not love. This is the rule Chu Feng set for himself.

When Chu Feng stopped licking people, he went to university and started a new life.

These spoiled women finally realized that they could not live without Chu Feng at all!

So a Shura drama about chasing the husband officially begins!

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Starting in kindergarten, I met Yukinoshita, Hayasaka Ai, and the Kotori sisters... [Male protagonist, multiple female protagonists, daily story] Good news: I was killed by a dump truck, but I traveled through time. Bad news: I traveled through time as a five-year-old. —My name is Gen Chiye, and I'm currently in the last year of kindergarten. Although my body has shrunk, I'm not panicking at all. This is because my system has a "God's perspective." Under certain conditions, I can observe others, defying the laws of physics. Furthermore, I can bind to others. Any power-ups they gain through their hard work will be shared with me. Knowing this, the next step is simple... (This story blends the worldviews of several popular youth anime series, with detailed descriptions of each major character. Even those unfamiliar with the original works can easily read it as an original story.)

Mu Xiaoxiao turned into Doraemon - the limited edition of the other world. He could get secret props by fulfilling girls' wishes. For the generous rewards of the system, he decided to take this job seriously. However, the heroines in this world are not normal. "Unrivaled power! Wealth that rivals a country! The power to control a country!" Mu Xiaoxiao said passionately, "Whatever you want, I can help you realize it!!" Sakurazawa Tomomi's big eyes flashed, "So amazing, can you really do anything?" "Go ahead, tell me your wish!" Mu Xiaoxiao folded his arms, full of prestige. "I feel a little uncomfortable with the swelling, Mu Jun, can you help me?" "..."

After traveling to the world of immortal heroes, Yan She became the villain in a novel.

The worst thing is that this villain is a bootlicker.

Isn’t this bullying honest people?

The salted fish system is here, you can become stronger as long as you are a salted fish.

What's the choice? Whoever wants to be a bootlicker can be one. I touched it first!

[Ding! The host successfully completed the game and obtained the immortal weapon Six Paths Sword!]

[Ding! The host successfully completed the salted fish and obtained the Immortal Law of Cause and Effect! ]

[Ding! The host successfully completed the salted fish and ascended to become an immortal! ]

It’s fun to slack off for a while, and it’s always fun to slack off!

The heroines also started to act strangely.

Junior Sister: "Big Brother, you really want me to do it myself!"

Beautiful Master: "Disciple, please hurry up!"

Fairy from the Upper Realm: "Friend Yan, I need you to help me practice!"

Lu Linsheng traveled through time and space and became a real young master who had just returned home. Faced with a family of extreme people, the persuasion system was activated.

Just follow the advice that is given with bad intentions and the consequences can be reversed tenfold.

Mother Lu: "I let him live in the basement, and he strengthens his physique every day."

Father Lu: "I asked him to take the blame for his brother, but he ended up hitting a wanted criminal. Did he get credit for it?"

Fake Young Master: "I asked him to jump into the water to save a beggar, but that beggar turned out to be the lost child of the richest man?"

Eldest sister: "I stopped his monthly allowance of 100,000 yuan, and he inherited a monthly growth fund of 1 million yuan."

Second sister: "I took him to gamble on stones and let him spend money, and he actually made 100 million?"

Third sister: "I asked him to be my sparring partner. Did he become a martial arts master?"

Fourth Sister: "He clearly admitted to stealing the watch, so how come there's evidence that I stole it?"

Fifth Sister: "I asked him to give up his wealthy daughter fiancée, but he ended up finding a powerful CEO girlfriend?"

Lu Linsheng: "I have everything I have today, nothing else, just one word, listen to advice!"

Lin Mo transmigrated into a son-in-law of an immortal cultivation family, and picked up a genius stepdaughter who hated him to the core.

At the same time, the [Fatherly Kindness and Daughterly Filial Piety] system was awakened.

Every time his stepdaughter improves her cultivation, he will receive ten times the reward.

If his stepdaughter finds an opportunity or talent, he will get tenfold return.

She practiced hard for ten years, but he won by doing nothing after practicing for a hundred years!

She steals treasures from secret realms, and he inherits the bloodline of divine beasts!

She comprehended the sword intent, and he condensed the holy body of the sword immortal!

On the day the Immortal Emperor forced her into marriage, the stepdaughter pointed her sword at the sky and said, "Anyone who dares to touch me must ask my father first!"

Lin Mo drunkenly smashed the wine jug, and his sword energy leveled the thirty-three heavens: "Ahem... dear girl, Daddy really doesn't understand cultivating immortals... He only knows how to kill gods."

——Ding! Stepdaughter's favorability detected as MAX

——Unlock the final chapter skill: [Dad covers the galaxy! ]

Shenxiu, who had just traveled to Naruto, faced the biggest crisis - he traveled to the period of the Second Ninja World War and to the border of the Land of Fire.

The good news: he was picked up by someone, who happened to be the Third Raikage, so his life and quality of life are guaranteed.

Bad news: He discovered that the system he obtained could only get rewards from people like the Third Raikage who had a significant impact on the ninja world, so Shenxiu began his journey on the road to death.

Shenxiu said that there should be three major pleasures in life: survival, beautiful women, and pissing off dad!

Luo Feng traveled to a parallel world on Blue Star and gave birth to a daughter, Luo Yiyi. In order to let his daughter suffer less in the future, he worked hard.

But one day, my daughter said that she was reborn, and her spiritual energy would be revived in a year, and it would be the beginning of an era of universal cultivation!

Luo Feng originally thought she was joking until his daughter gave him a book of martial arts, and a voice sounded in his mind.

"Ding! Immortal cultivation techniques detected, the most powerful immortal cultivation assistance system activated!"

Luo Feng: ???

It's actually true?

…………

Luo Yiyi is a reborn person. In her previous life, spiritual energy revived and monsters were rampant. Her father died at the hands of monsters in order to protect her, which became the regret of her life!

This regret caused her to encounter a heart-demon tribulation when she was trying to pass the tribulation, which resulted in her failure. When she opened her eyes, she found herself back to a year before the revival of spiritual energy!

Looking at her father who worked hard for her, she decided to make up for her regrets in this life and take her father to cultivate immortality together!

But gradually, she realized that something was wrong.

Why is Dad's talent so terrifying?!

I, a great and powerful person who has transcended tribulation and has rebuilt myself, can't even compare to him?!

What? Dad has an innate Dao body? He even unlocked a top-grade Thunder Spiritual Root?

What? My mom has the body of a ghost king? She can devour all the evil spirits in the world?

What? My aunt actually has a top-grade sword spirit root. With a sword in hand, the world is mine?!

Luo Yiyi then discovered that she, a great man who had overcome the tribulation, was actually the least talented person in her family!