[Survival in the wild + arrest + funny + Lao Liu + passionate + no female lead? ]
Follow Su Mo and you will go hungry for nine meals in three days
At the beginning of the time travel, Su Mo found himself participating in a program called "Hiking Around the World".
Competition rules: All expenses during the journey must be earned legally by the participant.
I thought this would be a miserable game where we would have to sleep outdoors.
Until the "Free Man System" is successfully activated.
From then on, the style of the entire program changed completely.
A contestant said: "I want to quit the competition. I can't make a living. I only make 100 yuan by honestly washing dishes all day. And Su Mo can get a bonus of 10,000 yuan for catching a criminal?"
Public Security Bureau: "Really? Will your production team do anything about it? This guy has already emptied the bounty money. If he catches more, our Public Security Bureau will have to take out a loan."
Criminal gang: "You may not believe me, but I hid in the mountains and didn't even run away. Just for the 200 yuan reward, this guy kept me in the mountains for several days."
…
When Su Mo finally left Dragon Country.
One day, the sheriff's station phone rang again.
"Hello, is this the Public Security Bureau? Do you want any of you guys from abroad? Can you claim the reward? There aren't many of them. I'll take down all the Somali pirates and send someone to bring them back!"
Su Mo looked at the pirate team of several thousand people and shouted into the phone with a headache.
Lin Yi, a graduate of the Fine Arts Department, inherited his grandfather's heavily indebted calligraphy and painting shop.
In order to make a living, he was forced to sell paintings through live broadcasts online and give lectures on Feng Shui and metaphysics on the side.
Until one day, he awakened the [Geodoscopy System], which enabled him to see through the destiny of all things and regulate the veins of mountains, rivers and land.
Since then, the clients of a Feng Shui painter have become more and more outrageous.
Real estate tycoon: "Master, the feng shui of my building is bad. My employees see ghosts every day. Can you fix it?"
Academician: "Comrade Xiaolin, our supercomputing center keeps crashing. Could you help me see if it's because of a problem with the 'qi'?"
Military industry boss: "Master Lin, our new submarine broke down right after launching. Did something go wrong?"
Lin Yi held the compass in his hand, looking speechless: "I'm just a painter, are you serious?"
Until one day, several mysterious old men came to visit late at night, spread out a Kyushu feng shui map, and looked solemn.
"Friend Lin, there's a missing section of the Chinese Dragon Vein. Do you think... can it be connected?"
He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.
But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!
I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!
When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?
Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.
Xia Tian traveled through a parallel world and became an unknown 18th-tier celebrity.
He thought he could only eat and wait for death, but at the critical moment, the system was launched.
As long as he turned on the live broadcast, he could refresh a full-level identity every day.
However, the so-called full-level identities are more unreliable than one another!
The bank kidnapper thought he saw a ghost in broad daylight after extracting the "little transparent" identity.
The "murderer" identity was successfully frightened to tears...
After traversing the Thirty-Three Heavens, Lu Xuan was bound to the "Dao Path Symbiosis System"—he could become stronger as long as he took on disciples, and the worse the disciples' aptitude, the more feedback he would receive!
But whether it was a cruel joke by fate or destiny, I don't know!
Others recruit disciples who are either "chosen ones" or "possess the potential to become emperors"; but Lu Xuan's disciples are all useless templates, each with either a shattered dantian or a physical disability...
Seeing his disciples suffering humiliation and bullying, Lu Xuan had no choice but to give up on being human!
"Since the righteous path will not tolerate it? Then your master will lead you into the demonic path!!"
From that day on, one after another, terrifying and unparalleled demon lords began to emerge on the Thirty-Three Heavens Continent!
The eldest disciple, Qin Jin, known as the "Devouring Demon Lord," possesses the "Devouring Demon Transformation Technique," which allows him to extract flesh and blood, making him immortal and indestructible!
The second disciple, "White Bone Demon" Feng Kuangxiao, wields the "Nine Netherworld Evil Bone Path," leaving countless vengeful souls beneath the White Bone Bridge!
The third disciple, "Heavenly Corpse Ghost Girl" Liu Yanran, wields the "Corpse Mountain Cold Slaughter Scripture," which freezes thousands of miles, keeping living people away!
The fourth disciple, Gu Nian, known as the "Yellow Spring Pill Emperor," uses people to refine pills, unlike others who use medicine!
...
Several years later, demons ran rampant on the Thirty-Three Heavens Continent, and the demonic path flourished!
Just as the nine ancient sects were about to forcibly open the passage to the Holy Realm and invite the four ancient saints to descend to the mortal world together to wipe out all the demonic sects in the world!
The mysterious mastermind, who had been lurking behind the scenes and possessed the nine most powerful demonic arts in the world, finally emerged and crushed all living beings!
"Let's see who dares to touch my disciple!"
Zhang Jing traveled to the Dayu Dynasty and became the consort of Princess Chang'an Li Taiping.
However, he, the prince consort, was not favored by the princess and was just a powerless and idle person.
In the previous life, I was constantly scheming and scheming, and was physically and mentally exhausted.
He thought it was nice to be a carefree idler.
Unexpectedly, I awakened the art life system.
As long as you learn arts such as music, chess, calligraphy and painting, you can gain art points.
And art points can actually be used to upgrade martial arts.
Since then, Zhang Jing has been running wildly on the road of becoming an artist.
When I have nothing to do, I listen to music in the brothel.
Playing chess is fun, and it will be fun the longer you play chess.
The weather is nice today, so it's a good time to practice calligraphy. Sorry to show off my "chicken claw style" calligraphy.
Don’t accuse me of being addicted to sensual pleasures. What I paint is not beauties, but art. It's art, understand?
Zhang Jing was obsessed with art all day long, but was regarded by everyone as a person who was not doing his job properly and was self-degrading. However, he unknowingly became the world's number one martial arts saint.
Princess Chang'an Li Taiping was dumbfounded. I just wanted to find a commoner prince consort to use as a shield. How...how did you become the number one martial saint in the world?
Su Huai was confused after being reborn as a clerk in the army.
However, what was even more unexpected was that he actually unlocked the system at this critical moment.
As long as you train your subordinates, your own abilities will become the sum of them.
Thus, a group of troublesome soldiers who left all the officers helpless met the most difficult company commander in their history.
When the regiment was built from scratch, the new recruits realized the coming of the devil.
Recruit A: Captain, we are still new recruits. We don’t want anything like Devil Week!
Recruit B: Captain, you are just trying to spur me on. You don’t need to use live ammunition, right?
Two months later, the entire army was reassembled.
An iron army, kill the general and capture the flag!
Commander: I'm letting you take charge of the recruit company. Is this a special forces unit?
[Decisive and ruthless] + [No female lead] + [Villain?]
[The rating just came out, it will go up]
Lin Fei was originally planning to go to university, but when the train passed through a tunnel, it took him to another world.
This is a world where rules reign supreme.
The rules, in turn, are controlled by individuals with privileged status.
When Lin Fei transmigrated, he received an identity purchase system as a gift from the will of Blue Star, which allowed him to purchase all kinds of privileged identities.
[Identity: Police Officer]
Authority: 1. Fine 2. Detention 3. Investigation
Price: 100,000 (Newcomer Discount)
Looking at the panel, Lin Fei had only one thought: to take out online loans.
He mortgaged his kidneys 14 times and sold his soul 7 times...
He racked up millions in illicit online loans and bought a police officer's identity.
Thus, a new God of Divine Punishment was born:
"Senior, you've committed a crime. The fine is 100,000. As for what happened, that's none of your business."
"Strange? Fine me a million first, then let me see what kind of quality it is?"
"......"
When the loan collectors arrived at the door, they were completely dumbfounded to see Lin Fei sitting in the highest seat in the federal government.
"What brings you all to see me, the Speaker?"
[Invincible and refreshing story + disciple training + decisive killing]
"Master Su Feng, a wise bird chooses the right tree to roost in."
"Forgive me, this withered tree of yours... I can no longer rely on you."
With the sect competition approaching, Su Fan was stabbed in the back by his disciple whom he had cultivated with all his efforts, and the disciple turned to someone else!
Just when he became the laughing stock of everyone, he was suddenly bound to the ten thousand times return system that made him determined to become the best teacher of all time!
"Ding! You gift your disciple ten years of cultivation, triggering a thousand-fold critical strike and returning ten thousand years of cultivation!"
"Ding! You gifted your disciple the Earth-level Sword Technique, triggering a ten-thousand-fold critical strike, and returning the Heavenly Emperor-level Grass-shaped Sword Technique!"
"Ding! You gifted your disciple a drop of dragon blood, triggering a million-fold critical strike and returning the Primordial Ancestral Dragon Sacred Body!"
Watching the sect prosper, the traitor knelt at the foot of the peak for three days and three nights, only to receive a cold stare from Su Fan.
[Remastered Version] [Poisonous Spots Removed]
To earn tuition, medical expenses, and living expenses for her two younger sisters, Lin Xia did all sorts of jobs.
Carrying corpses at crematoriums, testing sleep in haunted houses, retrieving corpses from the Yellow River...
This time, for a monthly salary of 30,000, he came to the Great Forest Company to work as a logger, going deep into the mountains to cut down trees alone.
However, something strange happened here.
Never-before-seen tree species, wild beasts that worship trees, wishes that can only be made when one is on the verge of death...
Lin Xia fought against these wild beasts with a hunting rifle.
What he didn't know was that these beasts, who were notorious for their ferocity outside, became ordinary wild animals in this forest and died at Lin Xia's hands.
After they died, they became a part of Lin Xia, constantly enhancing his strength, though he never realized it.
When he emerged from the deep mountains, everyone was stunned, for an aura of world destruction enveloped the entire world.