By the time you are thirty, you have accomplished nothing.

Qin Han was forced to go on a blind date, thinking that she was his perfect match, but she turned out to be a green tea girl who had 26 ex-boyfriends and had had three abortions.

Coincidentally, the dog leader was also on a blind date nearby, and he fell in love with his green tea...

Okay, okay, you want to eat shit too, right?

No, dogs just like to eat shit!

Qin Han decided to facilitate this perfect match~~~

From then on, he learned how to manage his time and became a better man.

【Not a single female lead】

[The theme of this book: Let go of yourself and live a wanton life! ]

I read for fun, if you are unhappy, you can scold me.

Transmigrating to the world of anime, the system rewards a complete set of Devil Fruits. First, recruiting a small helper made of binchotan charcoal. Then, looking at the familiar anime heroines from his past life, Xia Tian says he just wants a sweet everyday life. Yukinoshita Yukino, Yui, Miyazono Kaoru, and why is there also Mrs. Fueguchi Ryoko, Touka, and Miko? Whether you're ghouls, monsters, or evil spirits, if you don't let me live my normal life, I'll destroy you all with a thunderclap. Setting up a random stall, how could it have ended up in Beika Street, Yahara, and the pitch-black Tokyo? Natsume Reiko, a loli blinded by the enterovirus, is a warm and caring person. Xia Tian respects the fate of others, but will intervene when he sees someone unhappy.

[New Book Launch] Lin Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and awakens the mutated Martial Soul, the Emerald Demon Bird. He is born with the ability to evolve, and his attacks are powerful and unparalleled in killing.

Unexpectedly, he met the young Qian Renxue, plotted to kill the prince, kicked an avalanche, forcefully captured Xiao Wu, subdued Dugu Bo, obtained the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire, received the Dragon King's legacy, sublimated his martial soul, sent Emperor Xueye on his way, caused the Tian Dou Empire to change its course, sent the three sects on their way, destroyed Haotian, and fought and killed Tang Chen.

The Devouring Star Empire, having slain two gods, unified the continent!

Lu Yuan traveled to the ancient world and accidentally saved a mysterious woman named Yunxiao!

The two stayed together and depended on each other. On the day of their wedding, Lu Yuan awakened his talent and his comprehension was amazing!

"Watching "Xuanhuo Daofa", created "Sun Bible", and created the five secret realms of the human body!"

"Watching "Jiuzhuan Xuangong", created "Pangu Zhenshen" and turned into Pangu!"

"Watching Zhuxian Sword Formation, created "Kaitian Yijian", and cut through the ages with one sword!"

......

When Fairy Yunxiao became a quasi-saint, she recalled her past and present lives and found that she was married to a mortal.

She was ready to swing her sword to cut off her love, but who would have thought that her husband was so powerful!

Fairy Bixiao: "My brother-in-law's creation of the law is as simple as eating and drinking water!"

Zhao Gongming: "My brother-in-law is a genius, which of the three religions would not be convinced?"

Tongtian Sect Master: Yunxiao, you have to work hard, and I have to hold my disciple and grandson as soon as possible!

Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!

The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!

She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!

"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"

Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!

"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"

"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."

Xu Le started as an F-rank Contract Master, but fortunately, he awakened the "Innate Divinity" talent.

【Characteristic 1: One person attains enlightenment】

You have attained enlightenment and become a god; your four attributes will increase by 100 points with each level.

【Characteristic 2: Even chickens and dogs ascend to heaven】

Your pets and servants, upon being imbued with your aura, will automatically be promoted to top-tier divine beasts.

【Trait 3: Divine Body】

Any attack below the God level is reduced by 99.99%, and any attack at the God level is reduced by 50%.

He contracted a chicken, which directly advanced to the SSS-level divine beast, the Nine Heavens Divine Phoenix.

He made a contract with a snake and was directly promoted to SSS-level Ancient Black Python.

He made a contract with a peach tree and was directly promoted to a celestial being in the Jade Pool.

He planted a scarecrow. Oh, it was just an ordinary scarecrow, except that there was a raven on it. Some people said it was the spokesperson for death—the SSS-level Netherworld Raven.

...

The countless demons trembled in fear upon seeing the magnificent lineup.

The Assassin God comforted him: "Don't panic, he's just a trashy contract master with incredible luck. You guys hold him off, I'll sneak over and kill him instantly."

The God of Assassins crept up to Xu Le, pulled out the God-Slaying Dagger, and a second later, was punched into a bloody mess and died!

All the demons and gods: "..."

[Martial Arts] + [Decisive Killing] + [Nonsense] + [Chat Group]

Lin Ge traveled through the wilderness,

Become a disciple of Jiejiao.

The great catastrophe is coming.

I am a little fairy,

How to protect yourself and your fellow brothers and sisters in this great catastrophe of Conferred Gods?

Ding! The Zongwu chat group has invited you!

"Jiejiao Celestial Immortal" joins the chat group!

Second Palace Master of Yihua Palace:

Tsk, there's another newcomer, comparing himself to an immortal, is he really that domineering? I'm already a Grandmaster, and I'm not that arrogant!

The greatest emperor who swept across the six kingdoms:

@Jiejiao Tianxian, what's your name? You must be quite capable to be invited to the chat group. Would you like to serve in our army?

Persimmon in the Snow:

Hahaha, there’s a newcomer here. There are a lot of big guys in the group, so be sweet-mouthed. If you’re too arrogant, you might get beaten up!

Iron-hearted God:

Newcomer, please send me a video and identify yourself. If you can take three of my moves, I can adopt you as my son!

[All News: Member "Jie Jiao Tian Xian" uploaded an introduction video! Click to view!]

In the picture,

A majestic figure that blocked out the sky and the sun stood in the void.

A gentle touch,

The sky and the earth lost their color in an instant!

The river flows upstream,

The flood dissipated,

Countless huge monsters with terrifying and violent auras,

Easily suppressed!!

The myth of moving mountains and filling the sea,

That’s all!

Everyone in the group had glazed eyes and their brains froze!

: What the hell? A true god?!

: Boss, are you in the right group? ! !

: Boss, are you still adopting a son?!

......

Xia Changge is a timid and honest cultivator who, in thirty years of practice, has never even killed a chicken.

His ordinary life changed when his fellow cultivator next door was killed while seeking an opportunity. He then begged Xia Changge to help care for his wife and daughter...

The path to immortality and independence

Traveling to fantasy: At the beginning, the Chaos Holy Body is awakened, and the soul travels to the fantasy world, but is born with a useless body. He is about to be expelled from the sect and become an abandoned disciple, and his life falls into the abyss of despair.

At that moment, a crisp "ding" sound suddenly rang out! ✨[Chaos Holy Body] Forced Awakening! Instantly, his bones leaped to the Innate Chaos Level (+99999), and his comprehension reached the level of a Heavenly Dao's own son (+99999)! Furthermore, it comes with terrifying special effects: the Crucible of All Laws, soaring his cultivation speed to ∞; the auspicious clouds of the heavens protect his body, making it immune to all evil; the Chaos Divine Eyes are opened, piercing through all illusions!

The goddess who once held him in high regard now ruthlessly broke off their engagement in public, her face filled with disdain: "Waste! You're not worthy!" The sect elders also revealed a ferocious grin: "Clean up the house! Your cultivation will be immediately abolished!" A life-or-death decision lay before him: Should he endure humiliation and live in fear, becoming a laughingstock, stepping into a desperate situation with a 99.9% mortality rate? Or should he use the power of his sacred body to kill with a single thought, defying fate and changing destiny, leaving everyone trembling with fear?

[! Alarm! Detected violent fluctuations in the host's Qi and blood. The spiritual energy within a thousand miles is instantly rioting, and even the laws of heaven are trembling!]

Reincarnated as the final boss hidden in the far north, the million-year-old soul beast, the Xuan Shuang Ice Phoenix, Chu Han took the art of survival to its extreme, to the point that even the God Realm was almost forgetting about him.

The Douluo God Realm persecutes soul beasts too severely. Even if a soul beast has cultivated for a million years, it can become a god at any time. However, Chu Han has always suppressed his cultivation level.

His long and arduous life of hiding and fleeing finally came to an end when he received the inheritance from the Chinese phoenix.

He abandoned everything, transformed himself, and started anew, but was entangled with the Snow Empress and the Ice Empress, who willingly became his spirits.

Having just left the far north, he was forcibly taken to Tianshui Academy by a woman, becoming the only male student in the academy's history.

Qian Renxue: "Such an extraordinary talent should be put to my use."

Zhu Zhuqing: "If only I were as strong as him..."

Tang San broke down in his guard: "How can the difference between people be so huge!"

In the Star Dou Great Forest, Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena falls head over heels for him; in the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, Qian Renxue confesses her love several times; Zhu Zhuqing wants to ask him for advice on how to become stronger; Xiao Wu is ashamed of betraying her soul beast clan…

On the day Chu Han became a god, the Asura God, who had been waiting for a long time with the Asura Divine Sword in hand, exclaimed in disbelief, "Impossible! How can a soul beast become a god without being bound by the divine realm! And how come your divine power is more advanced than my Asura divine power..."