How can we make a significant contribution to the development of New Ailidu?
Just go to the police station for a "chat" (a euphemism for a visit to the local authorities).
How can we make a greater contribution to the development of New Ailidu?
They could just go to the police station for "more tea" (a euphemism for extra business).
How can we make a truly outstanding contribution to the development of New Ailidu?
Just go to the police station for "a few more tea sessions" and you'll be fine.
Current simulation timeline: Demon Slayer (completed) — Crimson Knight (completed) — Dragon Raja (in progress) — Pending
[New Fairyland Setting + Super Big World + Cultivation + System + Upgrade]
What is it like to be in the fairyland and awaken to the Dharma Ending System?
"Unlocking the Dharma Ending Achievement will result in a generous reward?"
"But in the Immortal Realm, I only need to make a slight move to easily reach the upper limit of the Dharma Ending Realm?"
"System, let me see your limits!"
From then on, Lu Li's painting style in the Great Thousand Immortal Realm changed suddenly.
Discussing with fellow servants——
[It has been detected that you have resisted the legendary Qi Refining Master! ]
[Unlock Achievement: Confront the Mighty]
[Reward: Great Talent]
Listening to the outer sect brothers chatting——
[We have detected that you are listening to the peerless foundation-building immortal sound! ]
[Unlock Achievement: Fairy Sound Cleansing Ears]
[Reward: Enlightened Heart of Dao]
......
Many years later.
Lu Li stood at the top of the fairy world and was revered as "the Great One" by countless cultivators.
But after hearing this name, Lu Li shook his head in dissatisfaction:
"Great power? I was already one when I was refining my Qi!"
He traveled into the world of a novel with a heroine as the protagonist and became a minor character in the early stage.
There is still one year before the hero enters the heroine's house as a son-in-law with an agreement.
Gu Qingfan looked at the manor covering a thousand acres, and then looked at his own bare house... It was such a big place, even if he sneaked in and lived there for a year, no one would find out, right?
After a year, I left before the male protagonist arrived!
Wait a minute… I haven’t heard that the three daughters of the Xia family are all love-brained! ???
Madam, what do you mean by wanting me to take care of you in your old age?
You give me 10 million if I become your son-in-law, but what does it mean if you give me 30 million?
Gu Qingfan looked at the late male protagonist and waved his hand: "Come here, feed the young master some cake."
This is a world invaded by another dimension, where all kinds of monsters and demons from other dimensions are rampant.
The various legendary and fantastical things in the painters' paintings came to life and transformed into extraordinary scrolls, supporting the collapsing building.
The old original artist Wu Xian died suddenly after working overtime. He thought he could soar to the sky, but he didn't expect that in this world, he could not take a single step without money, and he had many skills but could not display them.
Being poor and destitute, he decided to draw a God of Wealth to pray for some fortune...
From then on, he began to rise from obscurity and lead mankind into a new era!
Many years later, the scroll of [Heavenly Court] blesses above the sky, and the scroll of [Map of the Stars in the Sky] reshapes the starry sky that was torn apart by the other dimension.
The Three Pure Ones and the Four Emperors sit in it, commanding all the immortals in heaven, bringing with them countless [monsters from the mountains and seas], and riding on [galaxy battleships] to expedition to another dimension.
The scroll of [Underworld] guards the endless abyss beneath the earth, and [Emperor Fengdu] and the [Five Ghost Emperors] create the Underworld in another world.
Under the protection of the [Map of Mountains, Rivers, and States], the human world regains its vitality.
Looking back, Wu Xian couldn't help but sigh: "Money is a bastard, but it's really useful!"
[Remastered Version] [Poisonous Spots Removed]
To earn tuition, medical expenses, and living expenses for her two younger sisters, Lin Xia did all sorts of jobs.
Carrying corpses at crematoriums, testing sleep in haunted houses, retrieving corpses from the Yellow River...
This time, for a monthly salary of 30,000, he came to the Great Forest Company to work as a logger, going deep into the mountains to cut down trees alone.
However, something strange happened here.
Never-before-seen tree species, wild beasts that worship trees, wishes that can only be made when one is on the verge of death...
Lin Xia fought against these wild beasts with a hunting rifle.
What he didn't know was that these beasts, who were notorious for their ferocity outside, became ordinary wild animals in this forest and died at Lin Xia's hands.
After they died, they became a part of Lin Xia, constantly enhancing his strength, though he never realized it.
When he emerged from the deep mountains, everyone was stunned, for an aura of world destruction enveloped the entire world.
[Invincible + All-People Gods + Mass Production of Units + Undead Scourge + Endless Abyss + Zerg Scourge + System + Group Portrait]
System: Please select a believer race.
(1) Zerg Cataclysm
(2) Intelligent Machine Disaster
(3) Plant natural disasters
(4) Elemental Catastrophe
(5) Endless Abyss
(6) High-dimensional mystery
(7) Undead Scourge
Looking at each of these terrifying races, each capable of annihilating the entire universe, Song Yuan timidly asked, "Can I have them all?"
System: Yes
Song Yuan: ?
Thus, a robber feared throughout the universe was born.
I wish I had 50 billion. Congratulations, master, your wish has come true!
I hope to own a villa or mansion. Congratulations...
I wish I had seven luxury supercars, one for each day of the week, so I wouldn't repeat the same one twice. Congratulations...
I aspire to have top-tier musical talent. Congratulations...
I hope my money keeps increasing as I spend it. Congratulations...
I hope that tomorrow morning, there won't be any eggs in any of the jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes) in the city... What?
Du Chen has become Huo Yuhao's system, and it seems he also has to take on the role of an old man.
Since that's the case, then—hehehehe…
Yuhao, you don't want to be unable to revive your mother because you're not strong enough, do you?
Then you'd better behave and listen~
Tang Sect? Don't go. With your Brother Chen around, why would you join any sect?
The Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire? Take it. These are good things; even if you don't need them, you can't leave them to others.
Qiankun Asks About Love Valley? Destroy it? You don't think you can withstand the test of this wretched place, do you?
Unlucky with gacha pulls? Relax and listen to me: luck is like a boulder rolling down a mountain; once it starts, it only gets worse.
The God King? Strike him! Don't hesitate, trust me, that's the one to strike!
[Shura Field] + [Playing with memes] + [Live] + [Seven Ex-Girlfriends] + [Relaxed and without bitterness, deep hatred]
Bai Ye traveled through a parallel world and was a top star from the start. You want me to participate in a dating show with my seven exes?
He never expected that what he thought was a situation where he had to avoid his ex-girlfriends turned out to be a feast of reunion where his ex-girlfriends extended olive branches to him one after another.
When the whole network was eating melons and crazy about CP, Bai Ye was numb.
Are you playing the peak competition of a dating variety show?! How do you play with all the ex-girlfriends?
[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"