How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?

Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!

A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!

He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!

In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!

Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!

Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!

As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!

(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)

Reincarnated into the Cardcaptor Sakura world, becoming Li Xiaoming, Li Xiaolang's older brother. Xiaoming: Xiaolang, remember, that old bastard Clow Reed is a magician who can foresee the future. The owner of the Clow Cards has already been decided. Xiaolang: Then brother, why are we still going? Xiaoming: To find you a wife. Xiaolang: ...And what about you, brother? Xiaoming: To find a wife too. (Why is the protagonist's name so bad? It's all Wang Xiaoming's fault!) Sakura has always been my childhood goddess, and I've always wanted to write a Cardcaptor Sakura fanfic. Yesterday, Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card ended, and many plot holes can be filled. Although it's a crossover anime, the only crossover worlds are Cardcaptor Sakura and Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle.

Upon waking, Nobita finds himself sixty years behind in technology. In the town of Tsukimidai, all memories of Doraemon vanish along with the regressed era. After a series of twists and turns, Nobita and his friends learn the truth: an unprecedented, massive, and trans-temporal war is unfolding, its target the future where humanity's technology is booming. The dominoes hidden in the past have already fallen, about to form a colossal wave that will engulf every era of humanity. The only clue is a snapshot taken across time. On September 19, 1492, at the center of the temporal vortex, the Time Police captured a photograph of the back of a blue nursing cat-shaped robot. This becomes the catalyst for Nobita and his friends being drawn into this trans-temporal heist. As they uncover more and more clues across different eras, a massive conspiracy gradually surfaces.

Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

Liu Xing transmigrated into the world of Food Wars! and opened a small restaurant outside the Totsuki Culinary Academy. This small restaurant not only lowered the prestige of Totsuki Culinary Academy but also constantly embarrassed the academy. However, Totsuki Culinary Academy was powerless to do anything about this small restaurant.

Xia Zhi, who transmigrated to a crossover anime world, suddenly found himself in a dream game. Completing tasks grants him dream points, giving him the power to modify dreams and become the master of that world. And that's not all. "The game says dream points can modify dreams, but it doesn't say it can't modify reality, right?" What he thinks becomes what he gets, what he desires becomes reality. From then on, Xia Zhi's thoughts became established facts. 100% absolute defense, millions of times damage amplification, unlimited time travel, global causal reconstruction—he imposed his will on the world, making fictional fantasies the truth, even forcing the universe's underlying logic to yield. What? The omnipotent gods wouldn't stand idly by? Xia Zhi: "This is too troublesome. I'll just add another setting." "—Declaration: There are no more gods here!"

College student Niu Ma travels to the world of Crayon Shin-chan

Shin-chan: Little Qiuqiu, you have to call me brother!

Xiao Kui: Ahhhhh!

Nohara Aki: The life of a salted fish is so good

Xiaobai: Woof woof

Transmigrating to various anime worlds, Lin Ye starts by obtaining the [Dragon God System of Myriad Realms]! Activating the Dragon God bloodline, he gains his first familiar—a healing dragon: Nanase Ren! He initially thought he had just acquired a gentle and virtuous angel in white, but the "loyalty" and "proactivity" of his dragon familiar completely exceeded his expectations! Every morning, the first thing Nanase Ren does upon waking is, under the guise of "stabilizing her bloodline," engage in deep energy interaction! "Master, my healing hand isn't powerful enough; I need you to personally 'infuse' me with dragon gold to advance!" "Master, your powerful dragon god bloodline is the only reward I crave!" Lin Ye: "Ahem! Ren, please have some self-respect! My power isn't for you to 'train'! Let's eliminate the vengeful spirits first; we'll talk about the rest later!" Nanase Ren: "Yes! For the tenfold reward promised by Master, tonight I will bring you endless experience!" Starting with Nanase Ren, Akizuki Airi, Lady Takayanagi, Esdeath, Tsunade... I, the aspiring dragon god, will conquer all worlds, starting... from being drained dry by my familiars?!

A modern person is reborn into the world of Crayon Shin-chan with a sign-in system. Using the system, he lives a relaxed, happy, and somewhat exciting "second" life, while also observing (and participating in) Shin-chan's daily life. Friendly reminder ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ This is a new writer's work, and the story doesn't follow the original plot. Please don't be angry if you see anything unreasonable 🙏

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)