On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!
He's the most sincere, admired by Takagi Akito, adored by Kashiwagi Eri and Eromanga, and even Shiina Mashiro and the Fallen Angel Black Cat insist on becoming his apprentice... Hailed as a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy, a prodigy whose hand has been kissed by the God of Manga, he's actually just a soulful artist like ONE. So, how can he create such a popular and acclaimed manga? The answer is simple: he risks his life. Of course, besides manga, women can also be traded, but it all depends on popularity. So—Hunter of the Intestines, don't come over here!
Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”
“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”
“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values and a metaphysical worldview.”
“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”
“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”
Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.
Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."
I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.
The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.
The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].
I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."
What is it?
"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."
From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—
I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.
The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]
Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."
System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.
What's your advantage if you transmigrate into various anime worlds? It's information on beautiful girls! And what do you do after getting that information? Fall in love? That's too narrow-minded, bro! When transmigrating into anime worlds, you must understand one thing: what's most valuable in these worlds? It's the incredible work abilities of the female protagonists from different anime! Imagine starting a company! Actors can make movies, writers can be screenwriters, artists can be art directors, animators can be animators, and singers can be divas!! Get Mai Sakurajima to make movies, Utaha Kasumigaoka to write scripts, the blonde loser to draw manga, Sagiri Izumi to do illustrations, and classic characters from the Idolmaster and Love Live! IPs to form an idol group! How much money could you make? I don't even dare to dream about it~~~ [Stable updates, welcome to bookmark~~~]
(Comics + Kendo + Daily Love + Strangers + Oregairu + Kaguya-sama: Love is War...) My name is Nohara Shinnosuke, and I'm an ordinary, unremarkable high school student. I love watching Action Man, chocolate chip cookies, and 100% pure fruit juice! My least favorite foods are bell peppers, carrots, broccoli, onions, and so on. I currently have three close friends: Toru Kazama, O-Dai, and Nobita Nobi! ———— After being a five-year-old for who knows how many years, Shinnosuke suddenly discovers that time has begun to flow again. He's slowly growing up, and the world he lives in has undergone tremendous changes. A system that suddenly awakens has thrown his ordinary life into chaos! His childhood sweetheart, Ai Suotome, Eriri, who longs to see them again, Yukinoshita Yukino, who secretly observes him, and the cool and beautiful Kaguya Shinomiya... Ai Suotome: Shinnosuke, you can't get away! Utaha Kasumigaoka: Junior, be my hero! Eriri: I don't want to be separated from you again in this life! Shinomiya Kaguya: Shinnosuke, marry into the Shinomiya family! Shinnosuke, who is afraid of trouble, is a little curious. I just swung a sword casually, why do you all call me a swordsman?
Kamiya Usa traveled through time by accident and became a servant of the devil. In order to make money and survive, Kamiya Usa opened a coffee shop and was keen on helping customers solve their relationship problems. Katsura Kotonoha: My boyfriend has been getting close to someone of the opposite sex recently, what should I do? Kamiya Usa: Break up. Kasumigaoka Utaha: The junior I care about seems to like someone else. Kamiya Usa: Then leave him! Don't disturb his life. Kisaki Eri: My husband is dating another woman again. Kamiya Usa: Divorce! Aoyama Nanami: Manager, is this how you solve other people's relationship problems? Kamiya Usa: If the relationship is gone, the relationship problems will naturally disappear.
Simply for mocking Makoto's early death, she was cursed by him and transmigrated into the body of Izumi Masamune. There's only one way to break the curse: to win over every anime heroine she encounters, despite the obstacles posed by the original protagonist and various other unforeseen circumstances. Megumi Kaname, Utaha Kasumigaoka, Eriri, Sagiri Izumi, Yukinoshita Yukino, Mafuyu Kirisu… Thus begins a story of youth, romance, and incidentally becoming a light novelist.
[DING!- You have acquired a single-family building property right]
[DING!- You have acquired “100.000.000” Cherry Dollars]
[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Coffee owner” Title]
[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Musician” Title]
Lynn Reincarnated into a two-dimensional world and got the sign-in and check-in system. He was running a Polo coffee shop, going to school, making coffee, and thinking about how to chase the confused detective’s beautiful daughter upstairs.