I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."

As the fourth child of the Shinomiya family, I began living independently. Every day, I woke up in the dark closet, went to my bed, and took out a dummy, placing it under the bed. Then I checked the blades in the soles of my shoes to see if they were sharp, cleaned the potassium cyanide particles from my waistband, checked the prohibited words on my clothes, and made sure the miniature surveillance devices were working properly. I placed a bayonet in a book, and a submachine gun and bombs in my backpack. Completed, with a smile, I headed towards Soubu High School. As a normal high school student, I greeted a beautiful day. As a normal high school student, aren't the things I have normal?

What's your advantage if you transmigrate into various anime worlds? It's information on beautiful girls! And what do you do after getting that information? Fall in love? That's too narrow-minded, bro! When transmigrating into anime worlds, you must understand one thing: what's most valuable in these worlds? It's the incredible work abilities of the female protagonists from different anime! Imagine starting a company! Actors can make movies, writers can be screenwriters, artists can be art directors, animators can be animators, and singers can be divas!! Get Mai Sakurajima to make movies, Utaha Kasumigaoka to write scripts, the blonde loser to draw manga, Sagiri Izumi to do illustrations, and classic characters from the Idolmaster and Love Live! IPs to form an idol group! How much money could you make? I don't even dare to dream about it~~~ [Stable updates, welcome to bookmark~~~]

Kamiya Usa traveled through time by accident and became a servant of the devil. In order to make money and survive, Kamiya Usa opened a coffee shop and was keen on helping customers solve their relationship problems. Katsura Kotonoha: My boyfriend has been getting close to someone of the opposite sex recently, what should I do? Kamiya Usa: Break up. Kasumigaoka Utaha: The junior I care about seems to like someone else. Kamiya Usa: Then leave him! Don't disturb his life. Kisaki Eri: My husband is dating another woman again. Kamiya Usa: Divorce! Aoyama Nanami: Manager, is this how you solve other people's relationship problems? Kamiya Usa: If the relationship is gone, the relationship problems will naturally disappear.

Luo Wei obtained a cultivation system, but discovered his current world was unsuitable for cultivation. Deceived by the system, he decided to commit suicide and travel to a more suitable world. However, he instead traveled to a parallel world, Neon Tokyo, where he discovered not only Sanzenin but also chaebols like Shinomiya, Nogizaka, Suzuki, and Nanajo. There were also ghosts, demons, ghouls, vampires, monsters, onmyojis, and gods of disobedience, among a host of other bizarre creatures. More importantly, his cultivation system had failed mid-flight. However, before it vanished, it had left Luo Wei with a treasure trove of techniques and skills specifically designed for cultivation. Luo Wei discovered that the beautiful world of the second dimension was a perfect fit for cultivation. He used monsters to refine flesh-and-blood elixirs that could heal injuries. He used mindless zombies to create flesh-devouring skeletal Taoist soldiers. He used countless ghosts to refine the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, a breathtaking aura of ghostly energy. Thus, Luo Wei, stepping on these monsters, gradually ascended to immortality. My family, who understands? These worlds are truly perfect for a cultivator like me.

After crossing over, Chisato Suzumiya bound a dual system

[Evil Love Simulator], which allowed him to carry out an abnormal love simulation in the simulation life.

"Kasumigaoka, I want to talk to you about Tomoya Aki's violation of school rules."

"Eri, no one would have thought that the idol on campus is actually a otaku painter in private."

"Isshiki Junior, if you want to pursue Hayama, I can give you some advice. Let's go to my house after school to discuss it."

[Pure Love Game] allows him to give the greatest tenderness and help to the opposite sex in real life.

"Happy birthday, Yukinoshita, the limited edition panda Mr. Pan, it's just a little thought, no need to return the gift."

"Don't worry, Pochi-chan, I will be your friend in the future, I will protect you, and no one can force you to do something you don't want to do."

"Touma's piano is the best in the world. No matter what the ranking of the competition and the comments of the judges say, my thoughts have never changed. I have always believed in this." It's great to have two completely opposite systems in simulation and reality that allow him to switch back

and forth between the two mentalities. Today is also a day with split personality.

Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”

“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”

“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values ​​and a metaphysical worldview.”

“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”

“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”

Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.

Humans and monsters should not be together, because in the end, it will only increase loneliness.

"I am human, and our encounter that day was the beginning of our relationship."

A certain Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Natsume.

"Junior, bunny girls are not monsters."

Sakurajima Mai smiled brightly.

"Natsume, quantum mechanics tells me that the feeling of loneliness will disappear as long as two people are together."

Futaba Rio was very serious.

"Brother Takashi, do you still remember our encounter at the beach that year?"

A certain blonde girl smiled.

[DING!- You have acquired a single-family building property right]

[DING!- You have acquired “100.000.000” Cherry Dollars]

[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Coffee owner” Title]

[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Musician” Title]

Lynn Reincarnated into a two-dimensional world and got the sign-in and check-in system. He was running a Polo coffee shop, going to school, making coffee, and thinking about how to chase the confused detective’s beautiful daughter upstairs.