Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”

“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”

“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values ​​and a metaphysical worldview.”

“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”

“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”

Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.

I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Humans and monsters should not be together, because in the end, it will only increase loneliness.

"I am human, and our encounter that day was the beginning of our relationship."

A certain Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Natsume.

"Junior, bunny girls are not monsters."

Sakurajima Mai smiled brightly.

"Natsume, quantum mechanics tells me that the feeling of loneliness will disappear as long as two people are together."

Futaba Rio was very serious.

"Brother Takashi, do you still remember our encounter at the beach that year?"

A certain blonde girl smiled.

[DING!- You have acquired a single-family building property right]

[DING!- You have acquired “100.000.000” Cherry Dollars]

[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Coffee owner” Title]

[DING!- You have acquired “Almighty Musician” Title]

Lynn Reincarnated into a two-dimensional world and got the sign-in and check-in system. He was running a Polo coffee shop, going to school, making coffee, and thinking about how to chase the confused detective’s beautiful daughter upstairs.

[Quick transmigration + system + invincible + positive energy + humorous and lighthearted]

The entire process of transforming into a pink slime and becoming the Demon Lord alongside Rimuru.

Lin Chu: "I am weak, pitiful, and helpless, why do they all want to fight me?"

Everyone: "Do you want to hear what you're saying?!"

*

(Main characters: Lin Chu, Rimuru)

Simply for mocking Makoto's early death, she was cursed by him and transmigrated into the body of Izumi Masamune. There's only one way to break the curse: to win over every anime heroine she encounters, despite the obstacles posed by the original protagonist and various other unforeseen circumstances. Megumi Kaname, Utaha Kasumigaoka, Eriri, Sagiri Izumi, Yukinoshita Yukino, Mafuyu Kirisu… Thus begins a story of youth, romance, and incidentally becoming a light novelist.

When Qianliu came to the world of Sakurasou, he found that he had a sister named Hanasegawa Kobato. In order to make money and raise a lovely sister, he could only work hard in a familiar field and become a genius light novelist!

When he succeeded in his goal, he discovered that the world is not simple!

At this time, Kasumigaoka Shiyu had just made her debut, but Nayuta was still an autistic girl sitting at home.

Miss Yaozi, who had a wonderful encounter, asked him to take care of her daughter who stayed in District 11. This was not a problem, but why was her daughter named Touma Kazusa!

(This book tentatively proposes that there is a pet girl in Sakurasou in the world·I have very few friends·It would be great if I had a sister·White Album 2·How to develop a passerby heroine·Teacher Eromanga·The youthful pig-headed boy will not Meeting the Bunny Girl Senior) The follow-up will depend on the situation!

Miyuki Shirogane chose the tuition-free and fee-free Yusei High School over Shuchi Academy. After enrolling, he received assistance from his future daughters. As a freshman, all he had to do was study hard. But his daughters had much more to consider. Arisu's daughter: Anyway, I can't be the youngest this time! (￣へ￣) Shiina's daughter: I, I also want to help Mom! (＾～＾) Ichinose's daughter: I want to protect Mom and Dad's love! You runaway monsters! ??_?? Amasawa's daughter: If my mother hadn't enrolled so late, you wouldn't have had so much trouble! ?(????) Karuizawa's daughter: Oh well, I don't really have any presence anyway, it's good enough to see my young parents ヽ( ′?`)ノ. Kaguya's daughter at Shuchi Academy: ? ? Where the hell did my big dad go? Reborn Fujiwara Chika: Isn't this good too? At least I don't have to work so hard raising the kids anymore. Chika's Daughter: But then I can't be born! Chika: ??? Chika: Holy crap! ?

It was 8 p.m. in Nakanoike Park in Aichi Prefecture, Japan. Beigong Wuyue sat quietly on the grass, boredly watching the gradually fuller and brighter moon. The park, shrouded in darkness, was deserted. The dim streetlights dispelled some of the surrounding darkness.

What era is this? Still using traditional magical instruments? Peach wood swords and talismans are outdated. We need firearms! The compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, the AK Immortal will stroke your head, the Glock Buddha will crack your skull. Of course, if you don't like being killed by firearms, you can also choose to be killed by thunder magic. I also know a little about magic.

What? You're talking about human rights? You're a demon, how can you talk about human rights?

I just use firearms for fun. You don't really think I don't know magic, do you?