He transmigrated to Konoha Village, becoming a cannon fodder genin. The Second Shinobi World War raged on, and Natsume's ninjutsu consisted only of the D-rank Three Body Technique and the C-rank Earth Release: Wall. His superiors were utterly inhumane, always using him as cannon fodder, forcing him to narrowly escape death on almost every mission. Natsume felt he could die at any moment. Fortunately, the "Good Boss System" activated. By sacrificing his direct superior or seizing their position, he could gain a chance to win rewards. Sacrificing a Chunin captain granted him the Kagura Mind's Eye. Sacrificing a Special Jonin captain granted him a Jonin-level chakra. ...When the death rate of Natsume's direct superiors became extremely high, he finally faced questioning from Konoha's higher-ups, "Natsume, we need you to explain why your superiors' casualty rate is so high?" "Because they deeply understood the Third Hokage's..."

[Bungo Stray Dogs fanfiction + short story + romance + OOC warning + immature writing style, free-flowing, slice-of-life plot, the protagonist will not be part of the original story, it's a fanfiction with many original characters, please don't read if you mind, and you can get the general style from the synopsis] Self-introduction: I am an assassin. After all, in a dangerous world overflowing with superpowers and guns, isn't it normal to be an assassin? By the way, my performance is 100%, and I still have the professional ethics of an assassin. I can't call myself the number one assassin, but I can barely be the number two? After all, my main job can't support my living expenses, so I can only occasionally do side jobs to maintain my precarious life. Serious synopsis: Me (without blushing or skipping a beat): "I'm a law-abiding citizen." "..." Would a normal person introduce themselves like that? After several years of assassin experience, I unexpectedly joined the Armed Detective Agency after a day trip to the military and police, becoming a member. It feels good, except my wallet hurts. Everyone: "Isn't this your own fault?" I can't refute it: I'm overwhelmed with sadness. Later, the conspiracy known as "The Book" fell on my head. I'm so annoyed: I've already told you I have nothing to do with the book, but you just won't believe me. Thumbs up, six. And then… I can't spoil any more!!! Attention!!! This isn't a fictional story; the main character is female. CP: Hmm, forget it, I'm too incompetent to write romance. (Originally it was Dazai.) Let's go with a friendship story. Also, proceed with caution before jumping in.

Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.