Father, a ninja's capacity truly has its limits. In my short ninja career, I've observed that the harder a ninja trains and the more desperately they fight, the more likely they are to die a pitiful, short-lived death. You must become someone who transcends the ninja realm! What? Son, what are you saying? I… I'm not going to be a ninja anymore, Father!
I've been transported to the world of Naruto and possess a "Deranged Person's Alias System." I can unlock aliases simply by gaining the presence of Naruto characters.
So let's see how Bai Shuoyue uses the "Please Don't Die" ability to change the course of the war.
Why would Xia Youjie, a rare advocate of orthodoxy, betray his close friend and leave Konoha Village?
How did Aragami Chuuya end up hanging on the altar of Iwagakure by the mackerel, high above yet utterly alone?
Why did the sisters, Kurome and Akame, part ways in Kirigakure? What will Will and Tatsumi do?
How will Academy City flourish in Sunagakure?
Behind all this, Bai Shuoyue chuckled to himself, finding it all incredibly amusing.
(A satisfying read, no protagonist suffering, fake plot twists, happy ending)
"Naruto, you must build good relationships with the elites from various villages who came to the Chunin Exams this time. Later... what? You reported them for cheating on the exam??"
"Naruto, you absolutely must bring Tsunade back to the village! She's the granddaughter of a legendary figure, and one of the legendary Sannin... What? You brought her back to your house?!"
"Naruto, this Five Kage Summit is of utmost importance. You must remember not to act recklessly as before and antagonize other villages... What? You beat the other four Kage to their knees??"
"Naruto, now that you've become Hokage, your every word and action represents the village, so you must be careful with your words and deeds... What? You're demanding that all female ninjas come to your office every day to report on their work??"
...
Transmigrating into the Naruto world, becoming Naruto before the Chunin Exams, and awakening the Evil Deeds System:
You can gain evil points by doing evil.
Ninjutsu, Sage Art, Bloodline Limits—all are within easy reach!
Naruto in the original work—a loser, a simp, a master of talk-no-jutsu, and suffers all sorts of injustices...
Now--
"Heh, doing bad things and doing whatever I want, that's my way of the ninja!"
Lu Gang suffered an accident during his transmigration, his soul was copied into ninety-nine parts, and he was transported to different worlds! His memory and talent were shared! Lu Gang, a cannon fodder war god who was besieged by a level-three rat horde at the start, thought it was the beginning of his rise, but then everyone else died! [Naruto Lu Gang]: Starting as an Uchiha, you try fighting Itachi. [Covering the Sky Lu Gang]: A mortal body undergoing heavenly tribulation, you come and you'll fall too. [Warhammer Lu Gang]: Four-armed emperor above, this must be Tzeentch's conspiracy. [Curse of the Law Lu Gang]: Transmigrated into Shunping, what can I do if I'm being targeted by a real person at the start? [One Person Lu Gang]: Started by becoming sworn brothers with Wugensheng, what's the use of me saying I'm not familiar with him? [Goblin Lu Gang]: Aba aba aba... Facing countless Lu Gangs staring at him, [Devouring Lu Gang] was on the verge of tears! Fortunately, Lu Gang could enter other...
"Why create a new Terraria world to connect to the Multiverse Network?" "Because I want to give players in other worlds a complete childhood." "An adventure without encountering giant tortoises and rockfall traps is ultimately incomplete." "As for why we hold a fishing competition during a blood moon… that's none of your business." — Years later, the now immortal [Godslayer Tyrant - Shaper Master - Luo Yi] said this in an interview with a fairytale fairy reporter. ... [Connection to the Multiverse Network successful, loading version information…] [Current Multiverse Network version setting: Great Journey - Card Feast]
Special Note: This book has already reached 600,000 words, so there's no need to worry about it being abandoned. The confirmed worlds it will involve are *One Piece*, *Battle Through the Heavens*, *Naruto*, *Hunter x Hunter*, and *Berserk*. Other worlds are yet to be determined. The beginning is a bit slow-paced, and all the main characters are the protagonist's fathers.
At the beginning, he became Luffy's brother, went to sea with Luffy, became the vice-captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, and after leaving Luffy, he became the admiral of the navy. Let's wait and see what kind of actions he will make in the headquarters of the navy. ... Kizaru: Oh my, this generation of supernovas is too scary. Hawkeye: My position as the world's greatest swordsman is no longer secure. Sengoku: Garp, look, your grandson is causing trouble again. Liu Luo: Let me see which pirate is causing trouble again.
Shuji Taketori: Plot? I am the plot! Jiraiya: To establish a heart for young girls, a destiny for young women, to carry on the family line for wives, and to bring peace to widows! Shuji is my life mentor! Kaguya Otsutsuki: I'm going to come out and beat my son! You two little brats, just you wait! Naruto: Shuji said, if they throw poop at me, I'll... I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sage Art: Splatter - I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sasuke: Nii-san~ Showing off is a bad habit, but I can't stop. I'm going to catch up with that person! Amataras! Madara: That's great! I acknowledge you! The Dance King from Konoha! This is a fun-loving story of a humorous person healing the dark ninja world.
[Spell Return + Twelve Talismans + Invincible Cool Text + Not a Saint]
Jiang Chenyan travels to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and begins by activating the power of the twelve talismans. The Dog Talisman grants immortality! The Rabbit Talisman grants unparalleled speed! The Ox Talisman shatters all obstacles! Gojo Satoru: "I've never seen your technique before. It's very interesting." Jiang Chenyan wields the Dragon Talisman, and with a burst of flame, he blasts the special-grade cursed spirit into dust. When the twelve talismans are combined, even the curse king, Ryoumen Sukuna, will have to obey my orders!!!
Having died in despair while bedridden in his previous life, he is reborn as an Uchiha, yet struggles under the shadow of the night of the clan's massacre. Uchiha Ye, a soul burdened with the pain and resentment of two lifetimes, refuses to be abandoned by fate once more.
When the [All Realms Plunder System] was bound to him, he gripped the butcher's knife that would shatter fate.
From reaping points in the blood-red purgatory of "Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress" to seizing the Fountain of Immortality in the ancient secret realm of "The Mummy"... all the heavens and myriad worlds are his hunting grounds for plundering power and recruiting followers.
His Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan allows him to see through the void, and his Flying Thunder God Technique allows him to traverse the infinite space. He is cold-blooded and obsessive, acting solely on his likes and dislikes, treating the protagonists and villains of each world as stepping stones and sustenance.
The suspicions of Konoha, the destiny of the Uchiha, the powerful enemies from all over the world... all obstacles in his way will be ruthlessly crushed.
I, Uchiha Ye, will establish a new Konoha and lead everyone to conquer the moon. I have finished speaking. Who agrees and who disagrees?
In this life, he will use all the heavens and myriad worlds as resources to ascend to the highest realm! The Naruto world is merely the starting point for his plunder of legends.