[Gender-swapped Natsuki Subaru] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Template] + [Gojo Satoru]
"I'm giving you one chance to make a move. If you can hurt me, I'll let you go."
Tsukirō Tsukasa looked at the person in front of him with a mocking expression.
And the person before him quickly gave his answer—
"Don't underestimate me! I'm going to kill you right here!"
Hearing the boastful words of the person in front of him, Tsuki Renji's mockery remained undiminished as he continued to speak:
"That's a great spirit, but... if you can do it, you can give it a try. The price of failure is very high."
(Note: There will be some babysitting elements in the early stages of the story.)
Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.
[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]
I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.
I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.
I am the ruler of the old days!
Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.
I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:
[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?
And then... nothing happened.
Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.
From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.
——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.
——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.
——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"
And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:
"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"
Ye Yang transmigrated into the body of a useless Taoist master from Longhu Mountain, who couldn't learn anything.
His own children, however, are all exceptionally talented.
After communicating in the chat group, the idea of having many children and accumulating blessings was awakened.
As long as his child gains power through cultivation in other worlds, he can obtain it with a critical hit multiplier.
The child is king, while he is the emperor emeritus.
[Congratulations to group member Ye Yang: His eldest son, Ye Hao, in the spirit world, used thunder magic to subdue ghosts and gods, gaining ten times the cultivation level and becoming a Thunder Magic Celestial Venerable]
[Congratulations to group member Ye Yang: Your second daughter, Ye Qingling, has achieved the Martial Saint title in the martial arts world by breaking through the limits of martial arts, gaining five times the cultivation power, and achieving physical sainthood.]
...
Ye Yang: "Blue Star is now experiencing a spiritual resurgence, and all sorts of demons and monsters are running rampant. It's best if we don't go down the mountain."
The children exclaimed, "Father, the most powerful cultivator on Earth right now is only at the Golden Core stage, while you've already become an Immortal Emperor!"
(No system + no group + violent aesthetics + Momo-Momo Fruit + old-era powerhouse + semi-invincible + pirate style)
He is the most monstrous genius in naval history, possessing innate Armament Haki.
He is the captain of the 7th Division of the Rocks Pirates, and a world-renowned dual-wielding swordsman.
He was hailed as the hope for the future of the navy.
He is hailed as the world's greatest enemy.
He was Kapzefa's proudest student.
He was the right-hand man that Whitebeard and Golden Lion desperately wanted.
He came from the humblest background, yet he achieved the greatest success!
His name is Fate Roldy!
When justice and evil merge, someone will inevitably appear out of nowhere and cleave the chaos between good and evil!
From God Valley to the Marineford War, an invisible hand has always shrouded the entire ocean!
"As everyone knows, I, Roldy, am a magnanimous person and never hold grudges!"
"So it's time to settle the score for that time you mocked me 17 years ago!"
In the era of Lox, a time of warring states and legendary tales, a 15-year-old boy named Pegasus, harboring unknown ambitions and wielding a blade called Wind Chaser, embarked on a turbulent journey.
His starting point was the Rocks Pirates, the most feared and infamous pirate crew on the vast ocean.
In Bleach, he's the captain of the Tenth Division, daring to provoke Hana-san. In Detective Conan, he's the Great Demon King who single-handedly overpowers Kyogoku Makoto, making the entire karate world tremble. In Kamen Rider, he's Agito, wielding his sword like a god. In the world of Tiga, he's Ultraman, born in Orion. In the world of Harry Potter, he's the new savior, transforming the magical world and defeating the Great Demon King! In the world of Type-Moon, he's... In the world of Digimon, he's... In the world of Marvel, he's... And what kind of sparks will emerge when the power of these worlds converges in one person?
A very familiar time travel.
But the problem is, no matter which world you travel to, it's always hellish difficulty?
A harmonious and friendly game world, but the absolute zero zone has become a skeleton.
The free-spirited America, but due to a combination of biochemical changes, has become a zombie.
It's an anime world full of girls, but the Greatsword Demon is still a male Greatsword user.
I finally arrived in a Western fantasy world, but you're telling me it's The Band of the Hawk? Oh my god, it's Berserk!
Finally, after much difficulty, we arrived in Hong Kong Island.
But what exactly is Lanmeng Company?
...
In short, it's a group of unlucky time travelers.
Survive in worlds of various hellish difficulty levels.
And strive to tell stories that penetrate the world.
The protagonist travels to Uncle Nine's world and joins a chat group. It's just that the members are all little brats: the beast-milk-loving Emperor Desolate, Kanna, the dragon maid from the Krillin family! Magical Girl Sakura, Nezha the Magic Pill, Tushan Susu, Haibara Ai (??? Is this considered a cub???), Xiaoyu from Jackie Chan's Adventures, and Son Goku from Dragon Ball...
For unknown reasons, Lin Hua traveled through all the heavens and worlds at the same time.