Good news.

Bad news: there's no system and no old man.

But it seems like they have some kind of cheat code.

Rosen, a transmigrator who thought he would die on the night of his clan's extermination, unexpectedly encountered another version of himself in a dream.

From that moment on, the world changed.

Naruto Lawson: Piloting mecha, getting tattoos, it was destiny and a natural progression for the Uchiha to become Hokage.

Pirate Lawson: Celestial Dragon, you deserve to die! I'll cut you in half, chop you up, and mince you!

Lawson's Daily Life: I am the only one who follows the law in this world. From this day forward, I will stand above the heavens!

Fairy Tail Lawson: With my background music, no one can defeat me!

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Traveling through Tokyo, inheriting a shabby dojo, and learning breathing techniques. I don't smoke, and I only drink lightly. I finish school at six o'clock, and after returning home, I do two hours of meditation and breathing techniques. I go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, drink a glass of hot milk before going to bed, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep without any fatigue or stress. People who know me say that I am normal. Bai Lan doesn't have too many pursuits or ambitions. His dream is just to live a peaceful life. Until - Mizuno, who calls himself Wakashira from the "Toyama Group", came to the door and asked Bai Lan to participate in a "Kengan Competition". Bai Lan knew that he should take some necessary measures. In short, anyone who disturbs my peaceful life must die! PS: Kengan, Baki, A Victory, Fitness Girl, I'm the Big Brother, Outrageous, JOJO... Even if you haven't read the above, it will not affect your reading! !

That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky.

Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day.

Emiya: What should we cook today?

Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magician and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics.

Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good.

It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently…

The last conscience of Penguin Logistics

Penguin Logistics Limiter

The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard

The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound itchy.

Emiya: If that's all, then who is Emiya mother???

Penguin Logistics: Mother Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau!

Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mother Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mother Emiya regain his freedom!!!

Emiya: The people here are so strange.

Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Terra continent, with the main venue being Arknights.

Beneath this world exist beings called "Monsters," rampaging, roaring, destroying, and breeding despair. And these dangerous things are spreading towards another world. The Demon King no longer fears the sun, the Honkai creates Herrschers beyond their capabilities, the Abyss begins to overturn the laws of nature, and the Witch attempts to devour the Law of the Rings… This situation seems to indicate that the world is gradually heading towards destruction. But! "Who is the one who bears all despair, brings the light of hope with a body of despair, saves countless worlds, and steals the hearts of countless beautiful girls, leaving them unable to forget her?" "That's right! It's me!!!" Miss Black Hope declared. This book is also known as "Clearly a Humanoid Monster Defined as an Ultra-Ultra-Ultra-Dangerous Containment Object, Yet Too Silly" and "Monsters Should Be Scary? Murderous? No! I Want to Create Trouble! I Want to Cause Trouble!" PS: New book uploaded, please support with all kinds of votes. PS: Two older books are already completed, one of which is three million words long. Updates are guaranteed, feel free to collect and read.

[JOJO + Naruto + Uchiha + No Heroine + Dark Fantasy + Vampire + Time Stop] A veteran JOJO fan, on the day the "Bakuma Yarou" PV was released, suffered a cardiac arrest due to excessive excitement (anger). When he awoke, he was in Konoha. He also conveniently brought along his past life's collection of figures—Dio's "The World," an arrow, and the Stone Mask! Is the Uchiha clan about to be wiped out? Danzo is lurking in the shadows? Orochimaru covets my body? Heh, how...weak! Weak! My goal has never been merely to become Hokage. I will don the Stone Mask, transcend ninjas, and reach heaven! From this day forward, let the entire ninja world be plunged into eternal fear by my time stop, Uchiha Dio! "Come, ninja world, taste the fear of being dominated by 'Zawarudo'! In this frozen spacetime, praise me! Fear me..."

Transmigrating into the Uchiha clan and becoming bound to the relief system.

When the tragedy of the original story unfolds, Uchiha Senche descends with the power of all the heavens.

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On the night of the Nine-Tails' death, just as its claws were about to strike Minato and his wife, young Obito and Kakashi descended from the sky: "We're not too late, are we, Sensei!"

As Jiraiya infiltrated the Land of Rain, his consciousness waned. He sighed, "Always just one step away," when a familiar voice rang in his ears: "How pathetic, you stinky toad."

On the night of the massacre, Itachi entered the room with his sword, only to find two Fugakus sitting in the center, with Shisui beside him questioning, "Uchiha Itachi, what exactly did you protect!"

[Cross-Dimensional Rescue]

In the Infinite Castle, the hundred-meter-tall Susanoo made Muzan doubt his own existence: "This is the true god, the Uchiha—the God of Destruction!"

At the summit of Bailing Mountain, the quintessence flowers, like a kaleidoscope, vanish in reverse.

On the streets of Tokyo, the demon returns to his sanctuary: 'You should go back to school, Reise.'

Content will be continuously updated; I'll write whatever readers suggest for the next chapter.

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[Plot destroyer] [Detail enthusiast] [Respectful of the original work]

Special note: This is my first book, so the pacing is a bit slow. Sorry.

The preceding storyline mainly lays the groundwork for the Third World War and showcases the normal growth of strength. If you want to see the dungeons, you can skip directly to Mist Hidden - Kaleidoscope.

The main reason is that I feel I don't have the class or the ability to go wild without using a kaleidoscope.

Encountering the Hundred-Ton Queen, Tang Yan, a superpowered individual capable of breaking down objects into raw materials, simultaneously traversed countless worlds. After reuniting in a shared space, he discovered that his superpower could be stacked and strengthened, transforming from the original dismantling into [Return to Origin]: capable of breaking down all things into their essence. From then on, Tang Yan and his companions embarked on a path of resource cultivation. Starting with just two hands, resources were all obtained through plunder. [Harry Potter Tang Yan]: "What Voldemort Horcrux? It's clearly the essence of magic!" [Mr. Zombie Tang Yan]: "The old man was afraid of fire? No problem, I'll dismantle it into spiritual essence and yin-attribute luck." [Under One Person Tang Yan]: "What Quanxing? It's clearly spiritual material!" [Armor Hero Tang Yan]: "This is no ordinary monster, we must strike hard!" [The Boys Tang Yan]: "What superpower...

On this day, a huge screen appeared in the Ultra Universe.

And the inventory video began to play - "Inventory of the Top Ten Virtues of the Kingdom of Light"!

Then.

Mercy——Super beasts have no sense of pain!

Courage——Mebius: I take Leo's flying kick!

Filial piety - Zed: When you meet your father, you can't just sit there and wait for death!

Light——Tiga: I just like leaving corpses everywhere!

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after.

As inventory videos were exposed one after another, all races in the universe were excited.

Gauss: Without me, half of the mysterious four Os are missing???

[Kanba + Game + Relaxation + Funny + Interstellar Technology + Multiple Female Characters]

Why is the spatial barrier full of holes? Who are the nine factions trying to protect against by sealing off the warehouse?

Is all this the distortion of the Siren, or the downfall of the commander!

I am Jiang Jiang. I stepped on the accelerator and the spaceship crashed. Looking back, I wondered what happened to me?

Iron-barbed termites digging holes everywhere in the experimental field, and beautiful girls wearing ship uniforms, is this Azur Lane?

"Okay, okay, Siren, if you stepped on me today, you'd be stepping on a Jianjingtai landmine!"

The heat vibration saw sword sounded, releasing the condensed atomic beam, pulling open the ion ejection force field bow, and the flying destroyer soared into the sky.

The interstellar captain who traveled back to the time before liberation overnight, took out the blueprint of black technology, and was bound to teach the Sirens what dimensionality reduction strike meant!

"The Father of All Ships grants you strength, dimensional ascension, interpenetration tactics... Wait, rebellious girl! What are you going to do?!"

"Get on board!"

(Steady development in the early stage, disaster in the later stage, semi-invincible)

[The Subverter of Arbitrary Plots] [Brain-Blowing] [King of Stamp Collecting] As a player with a Resurrection Coin, Makoto stood atop the mountain, grinning wildly at the Five Kage: "Who dares to kill me? Who can kill me? I can do whatever I want!" — On Konoha's busiest street, the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, blushing, was forced to perform a monkey show. — Danzo Shimura, the public enemy of the ninja world, forced to dig deep underground, refusing to show his face, having shouldered so many accusations. — Makoto teased Uchiha Obito: "Rin, you're truly gentle." "You've already got your death!" Obito roared, his eyes bloodshot, panting. Makoto slowly pointed to the village entrance: "Don't get excited. Go to the village entrance and take two Tailed Beast Balls. Calm down, calm down." ... Konoha Spring. The supreme outer demon, the only Fourth Calamity, the wholesale source of ninja fun...