The idiot Long Gen pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, takes advantage of the girls in the village, travels across the countryside and forests, monopolizes the beauty and coquettishness, and achieves the legend of “Dragon Gen”.

There is a widow in front of the door leaning on the door to watch, and a sister-in-law next door looking through the screen window… This book is determined to be a stallion, with the goal of pushing down and being pushed.

(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.

Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.

Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”

From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.

(Invincible cool writing, light-hearted and humorous, accepting disciples, no knife, fighting against masters and rebelling against disciples, and more)

After traveling through time, Chen Daoxuan obtained a system that made him invincible as long as he accepted a disciple.

Whether it is the Immortal Emperor or the Supreme Saint of All Heavens, they are like ants in front of him, unable to escape the one-stop service of killing him instantly and turning ashes into ashes.

The Demon Empress, the Immortal Saint, the Human Sword Immortal, the Sea Princess, and the Divine Princess are all his direct disciples.

When he came back to his senses, he had become the lord of all heavens and realms, worshiped and enshrined by all the creatures in the endless world...

Disciple: "Anyone who is an enemy of Master will be killed without mercy!"

Second Disciple: "What is the realm of Master?"

Third Disciple: "The world says that this swordsman is the best in the world, but in front of Master, he is less than one in a million!"

Chen Daoxuan: "Sometimes being too invincible is also a worry."

"A Temple of Heaven, Invincibility Begins by Accepting Disciples" "Returning Disciples, Starting with Accepting the Demon Empress"

Looking at the declining sect, Lin Fan set a rule:

1. Applicants with the surnames Xiao, Ye, Shi, and Lin will be given priority for admission.

2. Those who like to talk to themselves with rings and other objects will be given priority.

3. Those who have survived disasters more than three times and whose fiancées have mysterious origins will be given priority in admission.

4. Those whose engagements have been annulled or whose parents have disappeared mysteriously will be given priority for admission.

5. Those who are targeted and made things difficult for them as soon as they arrive outside the gate will be given priority for admission.

6. Those who like to wear mysterious smiles at the corners of their mouths, and whose enemies also like to smile arrogantly, will be directly designated as direct disciples.

Seven: Those whose bones have been dug out and who are in danger will be directly designated as direct disciples.

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On this day, the fifth elder came to report: "Sect Master, what a happy event. There is a person who has been annulled, has a mysterious smile on his lips, and likes to talk to the ring! His parents are also missing?"

"What? Let him in quickly, I want to take him in... By the way, what's his name?"

"It seems his surname is Tang."

"Your surname is Tang?! Wait, don't bring it. This sect leader will personally shield Tianji and edit a book. You can bring it and introduce it to the enemy sect..."

"Remember to be tactful, and also! From today on, my sect leader will be in seclusion. Please do not ask me to leave seclusion unless there is something important!"

"By the way, be sure to keep an eye on all the sect's secret books to avoid being robbed by thieves!"

Fifth Elder: "Ah?!"