【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】

Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.

— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.

Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!

Wait, there is another way?!

Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!

He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.

Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.

He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…

He is — Actor Xiao He!

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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!

Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.

But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”

Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”

But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.

Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

Traveling through the world of Detective Conan, Chi Feichi was sent to the hospital.

Tuesday.

Doctor: “What day is tomorrow?”

Chi Feichi: “Wednesday.”

Doctor: “Cough, tomorrow is Friday.”

Chi Feichi: “…”

August 21.

Doctor: “What day will it be tomorrow?”

Chi Feichi: “August 22nd.”

Doctor: “Cough, tomorrow is January 1st.”

Chi Feichi: “…”

When everyone thinks that the chaotic time is correct, and one of them cannot correctly identify and integrate into it, then this person is an outlier, a patient!

Once admitted to the hospital, it is as deep as the sea, and it is impossible to recover in this life.

Chi Feichi took a deep breath: “Old! Son! No! Do it!”

World-class detective Chen Yi traveled to a parallel world and found himself handcuffed to a chair in the interrogation room.

The first thing he has to do is to clear himself of the suspicion of murder.

Bizarre cases and unspeakable human hearts.

From the suspect to the criminal police, from the superintendent to the superintendent, the criminal investigation melody of punishment is played at every murder scene.

This is the story of a criminal investigation expert who reduces dimensions and cracks crimes, and gets promoted in a new world.

Lin Qi accidentally traveled to a game world that was indistinguishable from reality. Here, he could be a security guard, a doctor, a policeman, or even a psychopathic killer...

Can the skills and attributes acquired in the game be brought into reality?

[Restricted Area]: This area is under absolute blockade for 30 minutes, and no one is allowed to enter;

[Traces]: Any traces of life in the area can be revealed;

[Disguiser]: With the mask on, no one can tell you who you are;

[Corpse Talker]: The moment you touch a corpse, you can know everything the corpse has experienced before;

...

Keywords: dungeon, behind the scenes, role-playing

[A car like a closed room, a woman stabbed to death, and the sound of police sirens getting closer and closer. What choice will you make as a suspected murderer? ]

[1. Do nothing, wait for the police to arrive, and then surrender to the police and admit that you killed the woman]

[2. Do nothing, wait for the police to arrive, but firmly deny that you killed the woman]

[3. Escape]

[4. Before the police arrive, try your best to cover up your evidence of murder and escape responsibility]

"Of course, choose 4!"

Traveling through Tokyo, facing the system that suddenly appeared in front of him, Akikawa Sosuke made a firm decision.

Akikawa Sosuke firmly believed that as long as he survived the crisis in front of him, he could have a peaceful and stable life.

Until he met the elementary school student wearing a red bow tie and round-frame glasses, who called himself a detective...

(Detective Conan fanfiction, original plot, no repetition of animation content)

Travel through the world of elementary school students of the God of Death.

Detective? Solve the case? Believe in science?

Just when Chen Mo was still considering how to participate in the plot to gain more benefits, the horror world arrived.

Select suitable targets from all over the world to enter the weird and thrilling world to survive.

"Okay! No need to think about it now."

Looking at the blood-red prompt box in front of him that showed 'Congratulations, you have become the first lucky player of the horror world', Chen Mo smiled bitterly. In the

horror world, dangers and opportunities coexist. All players who enter the game for the first time will receive a novice gift package.

Other people's gift packages are either low-level skills or equipment/props.

But when it comes to Chen Mo, it is...

directly have five privileges similar to VIP treatment? ...

"Final Destination", but I seem to be the Grim Reaper too?

Gao Mo was resurrected in the world of the Grim Reaper elementary school student, and was targeted by the real Grim Reaper because he escaped the death plan.

Good news: eternal life, and also got the fate-defying career system. Actor, detective, kendo... all careers are upgraded to break the worldview.

Bad news: there are always people who want to kill themselves.

"Grandma, why do you want to kill me?"

"Damn it! It prevented me from buying discounted eggs!"

"???"

Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!

Well then.

Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!

Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”

Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”

After reading:

Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”

Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”

Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”

Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”

Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”

After reading:

Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”

Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”

“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”

…

When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:

“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”

So!

Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~

[Natives vs. Time Travelers] [Semi-group portrait]

Time Traveler: Did you know! There are so many undercovers in the organization! This, this, and that, they are all undercovers!

Native (brewery): ...

Native (brewery): Thank you, now I know.

He took out his mobile phone, wrote down the email [Rye, Bourbon, and Kiel are suspected to be undercovers], and selected the recipient - Gin.

————

Native (brewery): Actually, I have no ill will towards the undercover.

Native (brewery): The mastermind? No, don't use such a terrible word to describe me, I'm just a carrier of time travelers' gossip and gossip, at most adding a little trick...

As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.

Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…

At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.

He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!

Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—

How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?

Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!

What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?

Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!

What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!

Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!

There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!

Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!

Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:

“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”

“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”

“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”

“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”

After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:

No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.

Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^