Han Feng spent three months' salary to buy a holographic military gaming helmet. After entering the game, he looked at the Blue Team's backward tactics and was extremely disgusted with the artificially stupid remarks of the game NPC.

He pointed at the NPCs' noses and called them "military idiots", and cursed every officer in the room.

Little did he know, this wasn't a game at all—it was a real military exercise broadcast live across the country!

When he, with a "gamer's" mentality, snatched the wheat-ear epaulettes and put them on, and even forced the other party to serve as a staff officer, the entire Internet exploded: "Is this lunatic here to ruin the military exercise?"

But the next moment, he actually led the motorized infantry brigade to defeat the heavy armored brigade!

The war zone leader slammed the table and stood up: "This is a tactical genius that only appears once in a century!"

Just when everyone was wondering what kind of person this arrogant genius was, Han Feng saw the room full of real guns and realized it belatedly.

What kind of game is this? He's scolding the real leader and seizing the real command!

But his wonderful performance has become famous throughout the country! The military general is now chasing him for a promotion!

【Relaxing + Funny + Invincible + Cool Article】

Legend has it that on the Wufeng Mountain of the Piaomiao Sect in the Eastern Region, there lived a master who was so extraordinary that he could catch supreme treasures by fishing and had trained ten disciples who became emperors.

The eldest disciple Leng Yanzhu, who possesses the divine bloodline of the Phoenix, becomes an emperor as a time traveler.

The second disciple, Tan Tai Qing Wei, is an orphan of the Great Emperor's family. She has the unique ability to hear the voices of all men, except her master's.

The third disciple, Long Batian, was the former Holy Son of Luotian Holy Land and a villain, but was defeated by the genius of the protagonist. He turned into a mortal, became the protagonist's apprentice, became an emperor, and successfully took revenge.

The fourth disciple, Xiao Chen, was an ancient emperor who was reborn. However, because he rebelled against the Way of Heaven, he was forced to be reborn. He became the protagonist's disciple, became an even more powerful emperor, and finally broke the Way of Heaven with his fist.

One day, a powerful emperor entered Wufeng Mountain and asked in confusion:

"Who are you, the hermit master who can train so many powerful emperors?"

"Excuse me, I'm just a fisherman."

——Fishing maniac, Qi Hao.

Ye Tianxing traveled to a fantasy world and became the master of Tianxing Peak, the only one of the Ye clan. Like those time-travel novels, he also obtained a system.

However, Ye Tianxing just wanted to be a salted fish and didn't want to practice at all.

System: "You have six months to become a cultivator."

Ye Tianxing: "What cultivator? I was lucky enough in my previous life, isn't it better to be a salted fish in this life?"

System: "If you don't practice, I will chop you to death."

Ye Tianxing: "Eighteen years, when have you ever hit me?"

System: "I @#￥%..."

Xia Jiuyou travels across the Xuantian Continent and becomes the Emperor of Great Xia. The Heavenly Dao Emperor Golden List appears, and nations vie for supremacy! Fortunately, the Tyrant System has awakened, offering rewards for ruining the nation's destiny.

After completely ruining the nation's destiny, he could even surpass the heavens! Xia Jiuyou understood! The Wei Kingdom wants to cede land? Just give it to him!

Is the Prime Minister unmatched in domestic affairs? Demoted to guard the frontier! Is Li Linpu a treacherous minister? Promoted to Grand Secretary, waiting for him to disrupt the government. The country's fortune plummets!

However, a year later, everything was completely beyond Xia Jiuyou's expectations!

What? The Prime Minister not only recovered lost territory but also nearly destroyed the Wei Kingdom? Li Linpu wasn't a traitor, but a capable minister? He established a cabinet, cleaned up the court, and revitalized Daxia?

The nation's fortunes skyrocketed! It topped the Emperor Rankings! Later, it founded the Great Xia Dynasty, and the entire nation ascended!

Xia Jiuyou was stunned. I really just wanted to be a tyrant!

Main characters: Xia Jiuyou, Zhuge Qing'er,

(This is a slice-of-life story; feel free to read a sample.)

Name: Chen Jingle

Age: 30

[Occupation: Low-level Mortal]

[New class triggered: Spirit Plant Master.]

Should I choose to change jobs and advance my career?

Chen Jingle: ? ? ?

What have I done to you? Is this still in China?

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Lin Feng started his business with a debt of one million, but he was still delivering food. One morning, after delivering food and drinking two bottles of wine, he woke up and accidentally traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. He was bound to an unreliable (reclusive master) system, and began to live a secluded life of farming.

[Xiuxian Academy] + [Positive Energy] + [Relaxation] + [Fun] + [Group Portrait]

The rating will increase later, please feel free to watch

Li Heng, who failed the college entrance exam, was accidentally connected to the [Xiu Xian Academy System]. The system required him to crowdfund 10 billion to establish the Xiu Xian Academy and open up the path to immortality for all. However, despite being a Jindan cultivator, he was restricted by the system and could only rely on his mouth to "trick" people into donating!

So, Li Heng embarked on a path of no return of "online crowdfunding".

He claimed to be an immortal, but was mistaken for an online fraudster, and his account was repeatedly blocked;

He set up a fortune-telling stall to gain popularity, but was expelled by the urban management and publicly exposed by a street anchor;

He finally managed to trick a live streamer, intending to show off his magical skills, but was mistakenly mistaken for a "top-tier weapon." He exposed the other person's entire family during a live stream, and by some strange coincidence, he secured 5,000 yuan in crowdfunding and was even expelled by the urban management...

Just when he thought he was a beggar with a golden rice bowl, Alipay and WeChat payments started pouring in like crazy! In just over ten minutes, the crowdfunding amount exceeded three million!

Li Heng looked at the numbers on his phone, bewildered. "What...what did I do?"

This book is also known as "I Really Didn't Want to Be a Liar", "My Crowdfunding for the Immortal Cultivation Academy Is a Bit Outrageous", "Even the Golden Elixir Masters Have to Abide by the Basic Law", and "About What I Thought Was a Scam, But Was Actually a Preaching".

The ratings have just been released and will increase later. It will take off after 50 chapters! It’s guaranteed to be good!

[No system][Traditional][With a female protagonist][Second creation][Logic online][Not a brainless and cool article][Weak introduction]

In the first scene, Lu Xuan looked extremely lonely, and said to the young Yang Jian earnestly:

Disciple, what is the most important thing when traveling in the prehistoric world? Strength!

Scene 2: Lu Xuan said to his junior sister, who had just entered the sect and was naive about worldly affairs, in a serious tone:

Junior sister, what's the most important thing when traveling in the prehistoric world? It's the mind! It's because of my broad mind that I, Senior Brother, have fellow Taoists all over the prehistoric world!

Senior Brother, I have a set of innate chest-opening methods. Come to my cave and I'll teach you!

Scene 3: A group of fellow disciples sat and discussed, and Lu Xuan stood up and gave a passionate speech:

My fellow disciples, what is the most important thing when traveling the prehistoric world? It is loyalty! Wherever there is righteousness, we will follow you through life and death!

Even if the demon clan ghost car is already a Daluo, so what? We can each throw a spell at him, and the round-the-clock battle will tire him out!

Scene 4: Lu Xuan and a group of fellow disciples and fellow Taoists surrounded an evil demon and said arrogantly:

What's the point of being able to fight? What's the point of being a gangster? It's the connections! Brothers, let's take his turn!

Scene five, Tongtian Patriarch asked sternly with a dark face: Traitor, tell me, what is the most important thing when traveling in the wilderness?

Lu Xuan avoided the gaze and said cautiously: Is it filial piety?

Gather the Four Mischievous Monkeys, and accept disciples Yang Jiao, Yang Jian, and Nezha!

Hongjun: "The trend cannot be changed!"

Lu Xuan: "Okay! Then it should be okay for me to change a little bit, right?!"

Everyone has his or her own Honghuang in his or her heart. My Honghuang will leave no regrets!

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"