[Xiuxian Academy] + [Positive Energy] + [Relaxation] + [Fun] + [Group Portrait]

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Li Heng, who failed the college entrance exam, was accidentally connected to the [Xiu Xian Academy System]. The system required him to crowdfund 10 billion to establish the Xiu Xian Academy and open up the path to immortality for all. However, despite being a Jindan cultivator, he was restricted by the system and could only rely on his mouth to "trick" people into donating!

So, Li Heng embarked on a path of no return of "online crowdfunding".

He claimed to be an immortal, but was mistaken for an online fraudster, and his account was repeatedly blocked;

He set up a fortune-telling stall to gain popularity, but was expelled by the urban management and publicly exposed by a street anchor;

He finally managed to trick a live streamer, intending to show off his magical skills, but was mistakenly mistaken for a "top-tier weapon." He exposed the other person's entire family during a live stream, and by some strange coincidence, he secured 5,000 yuan in crowdfunding and was even expelled by the urban management...

Just when he thought he was a beggar with a golden rice bowl, Alipay and WeChat payments started pouring in like crazy! In just over ten minutes, the crowdfunding amount exceeded three million!

Li Heng looked at the numbers on his phone, bewildered. "What...what did I do?"

This book is also known as "I Really Didn't Want to Be a Liar", "My Crowdfunding for the Immortal Cultivation Academy Is a Bit Outrageous", "Even the Golden Elixir Masters Have to Abide by the Basic Law", and "About What I Thought Was a Scam, But Was Actually a Preaching".

Han Feng spent three months' salary to buy a holographic military gaming helmet. After entering the game, he looked at the Blue Team's backward tactics and was extremely disgusted with the artificially stupid remarks of the game NPC.

He pointed at the NPCs' noses and called them "military idiots", and cursed every officer in the room.

Little did he know, this wasn't a game at all—it was a real military exercise broadcast live across the country!

When he, with a "gamer's" mentality, snatched the wheat-ear epaulettes and put them on, and even forced the other party to serve as a staff officer, the entire Internet exploded: "Is this lunatic here to ruin the military exercise?"

But the next moment, he actually led the motorized infantry brigade to defeat the heavy armored brigade!

The war zone leader slammed the table and stood up: "This is a tactical genius that only appears once in a century!"

Just when everyone was wondering what kind of person this arrogant genius was, Han Feng saw the room full of real guns and realized it belatedly.

What kind of game is this? He's scolding the real leader and seizing the real command!

But his wonderful performance has become famous throughout the country! The military general is now chasing him for a promotion!

Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.

I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!

Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...

Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.

"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"

"I want a monthly subscription!"

"I want a yearly package"

“I’ll continue for two years.”

…

“I’ve been doing this for five years!”

"I want ten years!"

What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!

The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.

Unexpectedly,

"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"

"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."

"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."

Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...

[Thriller Dungeon + Profession System + Overachieving NPCs + Live Streaming + Daily Life Flow] Jiang Ye’s daily routine revolves around work, study, and more work. One day, during class, he’s pulled into a thrilling game world and awakens a unique talent for mastering all professions. However, his professional skills seem a bit… peculiar. Starting with the profession "Small-Town Problem Solver," he gains the ability to make choices for ghosts. [A tricky situation appears before you, make a choice!] (Sadako lunges at you, she—) [A. Wants to tear apart the unfaithful dog of a man in front of her.] [B. Ties him up and whips him relentlessly until death.] [C. Suddenly feels inspired and decides to…] Jiang Ye picks C. From that day on, the entire thriller world’s vibe takes a bizarre turn. Chef, teacher, barber, doctor—each profession comes with its own unique skills. The teacher’s assigned homework must be completed, and places cleaned by the janitor stay spotless automatically. Jiang “Workaholic” Ye: “Honestly, I didn’t start this trend of overachieving in the thriller world!” …Much later, after climbing the ranks and becoming a high-level figure in the thriller world, Jiang Ye points at the ghost NPCs and lectures, “Let’s be real, as professional employees, can’t you act a bit more professional?” Ghost NPC A: “Who gets it? I just want to slack off and coast through my days! Who the heck brought this workaholic king in here?!” Ghost NPC B: “Run! That overachiever is back to revolutionize the industry again!” [How I turned the thriller world into a daily professional life and made the ghost NPCs work harder than ever.]

[High Martial Arts][Crush][Invincible at the same level][Pure Warrior]

Lin Tian traveled through the world of high martial arts and accidentally tied to the pure love system of a female novel.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding to the "Pure Love System"! ]

[Mission: Use love and tenderness to influence the enemy, make them repent, gain "regret value" and become stronger!]

Lin Zhan looked at the system panel, then looked at the murderous enemy in front of him, and grinned:

"Understood, I'll make them regret coming into this world!"

The next second——

"boom!!!"

The enemy was knocked into the ground by his punch, his bones were broken and his eyes were full of fear.

[Ding! Enemy regrets, regret value +1000!]

System: [Host, stop! This isn't the kind of regret you should have!]

Lin Tian: "Just tell me whether he regrets it or not?"

system:【……】

All the enemies who opposed him had only one thought in their minds: regret for provoking Lin Tian.

Many years later, when Lin Tian blasted the starry sky with a punch and stepped on the gods, the system was completely desperate: […Tired, destroy it!]

[Family cultivation, starting with the Golden Core, Ice Spirit Root, group portrait, genius, behind the scenes, big boss]

Li Xiangyun accidentally traveled to the world of immortal cultivation. After two hundred years of hard practice, he achieved the golden elixir, but was accidentally seriously injured and died soon after.

Li Xiangyun, who originally thought he would be a genius or an ordinary person, discovered that his family was actually a cultivator.

But this family's cultivation style doesn't seem to be very serious.

Ding: "Congratulations to the host for binding to the family prosperity system."

"You only need to improve your family's strength to gain family prosperity points, which can be exchanged for any magical power or magic weapon!"

Just when Li Xiangyun thought that he would take his family to success with his Jindan cultivation and the system.

As a result, as soon as I returned home, I saw someone coming to cancel an engagement.

What? Your name is Li Xingyan, you lost all your cultivation three years ago, and you still have a ring?

What do you mean your name is Li Muwan? Is there a man named Wang Mazi coming to slaughter my entire clan?

......

At this point, the situation suddenly changed. Li Xingyan's three-year agreement started again, and Wang Ning's ruthless genocide continued again and again.

Not for becoming an immortal, but for the Immortal Emperor Hatetian who is waiting for your return in the mortal world.

A supreme swordsman who was framed by his brother and betrayed by his wife.

However, Li Xiangyun always stayed one step ahead of them thanks to the system.

Many years later, a servant came to report: "Ancestor, Li Haotian's supreme immortal bone has been dug out again!"

Li Xiangyun smiled calmly and said, "It's okay, it will grow out fine."

Ye Tianxing traveled to a fantasy world and became the master of Tianxing Peak, the only one of the Ye clan. Like those time-travel novels, he also obtained a system.

However, Ye Tianxing just wanted to be a salted fish and didn't want to practice at all.

System: "You have six months to become a cultivator."

Ye Tianxing: "What cultivator? I was lucky enough in my previous life, isn't it better to be a salted fish in this life?"

System: "If you don't practice, I will chop you to death."

Ye Tianxing: "Eighteen years, when have you ever hit me?"

System: "I @#￥%..."

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Lin Yi, a graduate of the Fine Arts Department, inherited his grandfather's heavily indebted calligraphy and painting shop.

In order to make a living, he was forced to sell paintings through live broadcasts online and give lectures on Feng Shui and metaphysics on the side.

Until one day, he awakened the [Geodoscopy System], which enabled him to see through the destiny of all things and regulate the veins of mountains, rivers and land.

Since then, the clients of a Feng Shui painter have become more and more outrageous.

Real estate tycoon: "Master, the feng shui of my building is bad. My employees see ghosts every day. Can you fix it?"

Academician: "Comrade Xiaolin, our supercomputing center keeps crashing. Could you help me see if it's because of a problem with the 'qi'?"

Military industry boss: "Master Lin, our new submarine broke down right after launching. Did something go wrong?"

Lin Yi held the compass in his hand, looking speechless: "I'm just a painter, are you serious?"

Until one day, several mysterious old men came to visit late at night, spread out a Kyushu feng shui map, and looked solemn.

"Friend Lin, there's a missing section of the Chinese Dragon Vein. Do you think... can it be connected?"

[Mainly cultivate the world of immortals + light-hearted humor + invincibility + decisiveness in killing + grand worldview + group portraits + a slightly slow pace in the beginning, and an extremely fast pace in the end]

【Initial rating, no need to worry! 】

Everyone is trying to survive, but only Fang Chen comes to the world of immortal cultivation.

Fortunately, although the system made positioning errors, it compensated effectively!

Without martial arts roots, analyze and copy!

The spiritual roots are not talented, but the Tao rhyme is natural, and innate spiritual roots can be cultivated!

Moreover, one year in the world of immortal cultivation is just one day in the world of survival. From practicing martial arts to cultivating immortals, he is free and easy!

Compensation talent, Secret Heart: The territory has hidden attributes that cultivators will not discover.

Compensation talent, absolute space: obtain an independent portable territory that is one tenth the size of the territory, where buildings can be built.

Compensation talent, integration of heaven and earth: localization of items and buildings,

[Alchemy Room: Analyze elixirs, generate recipes, register recipes, and automate elixir making]

[Refining Room: Decompose spiritual weapons, obtain 100% of the remaining materials, and automatically refine weapons]

[Talisman Pavilion: Automatically refine talismans and form talisman arrays.]

Fang Chen looked at all this and thought it was quite interesting.

Turns out I have talent!

Product Critical Hit (Black Iron Level Talent): All products in the territory have a chance to critical hit. The current critical hit multiplier is 1-5. You can specify the highest critical hit once a week.

When those survivors reach the highest point after going through untold hardships,

Standing before them was: the immortal alchemy cauldron, the instrument that suppressed the mountains and rivers, the talisman that connected the three realms, the formation that locked the vast land. The innate Dao fetus, the chaotic spiritual root, the source of all laws, the master of the boundless realm. The only true immortal, Fang Chen!