Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient.
When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans.
When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared,
he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter,
called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother,
when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife.
…
The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone.
The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster."
"Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?"
"This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?"
…
When everyone thought he was going to be tortured,
he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? !
Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food.
Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!
[Single Female Lead] + [Professor] + [Everyday Romance] + [Max-Level Boss] + [Absolutely Lazy]
"Mommy, why does Daddy play games all day? He’s either fishing, walking the cat, or leisurely drinking tea. How does our family have so much money?"
"Because your daddy is an evil capitalist, doing no work, exploiting and squeezing others. If this were the past, you’d throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing under the streetlamp after school. We should be happy—he’s still lively and well."
"Then why are you always so fierce? How did Daddy ever like you?"
"Hmm?"
"Brother, you should ask differently. Sister will only teach you once. For example, Daddy is so lazy—how did Mommy like him?"
"Because he coveted Mommy’s beauty and spared no effort, and luckily he had some money. I liked his money, so we ended up together."
"Professor Lu, back then I was penniless. Admit it, you coveted my beauty and insisted on supporting me!"
"Hmm?"
"Your mommy is right."
Li Yi, the second son of Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun, fell seriously ill on the day he was born.
The master of physiognomy Yuan Tiangang said that Li Yi was destined to have a great calamity and that he needed to hide his identity and live in poverty among the people for fifteen years before he could successfully overcome the calamity.
From then on, Li Yi was sent out of the palace and raised in poverty in Chang'an City, living an ordinary life.
Until one day, distilled liquor, white sugar, horseshoes, curved plows, black gunpowder...all kinds of magical items were invented by Li Yi.
From that day on, Li Yi discovered that Uncle Qin, who had taken care of him since he was a child, had turned into a boastful person who always said that he would give him a kingdom.
Even Uncle Qin's wife boasted that she would find all the unmarried beauties in the Tang Dynasty and let Li Yi choose the one he liked best as his wife.
Facing this crazy couple, Li Yi asked: "How can you...
[Ghost Stories: Death Draw, the more I die, the more invincible I become!] [Horror Ghost Stories + Cool Story + Infinite Stream + Draw + Single Female Protagonist + Universal Class Change] Shen Yuan travels to the world of Universal Ghost Stories, sharing a coffin with a stunning female ghost! [Ding! You've awakened the Death Draw system. Killed by ghosts, you draw cards. The more you die, the more cards you draw.] From this point on, Shen Yuan embarks on a path of increasing invincibility in Ghost Stories. ... In the night, in the coffin, Shen Yuan says: Come on! Kill me! The stunning female ghost decisively crushes Shen Yuan's head: I've never heard of such a request... Bizarre! [Ding! Draw Success! Obtained SSR-level Experience Card, level up 5 levels] The next second, Shen Yuan reappears intact: Come again! The stunning female ghost: ??? Pah! Shen Yuan is beaten to a pulp again! [Ding! Draw Success!] [Obtained a stunning female ghost wedding dress, a pair of embroidered shoes, and a fitted bellyband.] Shen Yuan held the still-warm bellyband, bewildered. This… this is actually a top-tier piece of equipment? Shen Yuan: Great, I have the level and the equipment… Then, from now on, I'm invincible! The stunning female ghost, watching Shen Yuan resurrect again and again, and her clothes dwindling, completely broke down and cried: "Please… please don't die again!" ... Soon, as Shen Yuan was dying, he realized that he could no longer fit his top-tier equipment and items. He had become the only SSS-rank hidden class! The so-called evil spirits and ghosts had attributes not even a fraction of his own. Shen Yuan: A strange story? That's it? ... Ten years later, Shen Yuan, the supreme god who unified the three realms, was interviewed: Reporter: What's the secret to your strength? Male Protagonist: The secret? It's simple, just keep dying.
(Single female lead + sweet pet daily life + lighthearted and funny + marriage first and love later + long-planned + slightly forced)
A smart tech genius vs a cunning and treacherous female CEO
Drunk and out of control, Lu Zhuo inexplicably ended up in bed with Luo Ciyou, a female tycoon from the Beijing circle.
I thought it was a game for adults, where both parties were willing, but I didn't expect that the other party would take it seriously.
"Public or private?"
"Private settlement!"
In order to help Luo Ciyou get rid of the business marriage, Lu Zhuo had no choice but to sign a three-year marriage contract with her.
During the contract period, Lu Zhuo abided by his duties, but unexpectedly, the female tycoon looked at him with more and more strange eyes, and she was thinking about climbing into his bed every day!
…
Until one day, his father, who always had only 88 yuan in his pocket, suddenly told him.
Their family is very rich, he is a second-generation rich, and they have a sworn enemy named Luo Ciyou......
Lu Zhuo's world collapsed!
It turned out that he was "kidnapped" and all this was Luo Ciyou's conspiracy.
In a fit of rage, Lu Zhuo turned around and ran, taking his two little monkeys with him.
"Boss Luo, the master has run away from home with the young master and young lady again!"
As soon as Lu Zhuo left the villa, he was put into a sack and sent back to Luo Ciyou's bed.
"My son and daughter are mine, and you are mine too. If you dare to run again, I'll break your legs!"
"Baba~"
"What did you call me?!"
"Baba, does the master like to hear the word 'Baba'?"
Nia's face was full of innocence.
"No! You should call me dad~" Ron's smile gradually became perverted.
A story that relies on a sixth sense that is different from ordinary people, works step by step in the capital market, uses small and broad, and has fun in finance.
Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.
When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -
[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]
Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"
When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.
Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."
It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.
It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?
...
(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)
Every year I am eighteen, but the system allows me to take revenge on my future ex-wife in advance
When Luo Chen woke up, he found a [Divorce Counterattack System] in his mind, claiming that his marriage failed at the age of 38 and he needed to find his childhood sweetheart Su Meimei for comfort.
"Reconnect with Su Meimei, reward: 300 RMB."
Looking at the system panel and then at Su Meimei who just left the house opposite, Luo Chen was confused - he was only eighteen years old and had never even been in love, so where did his ex-wife come from?
Even more outrageous is that the system tasks are constantly updated: sending your childhood sweetheart home will earn you 100, having an "accidental encounter" with your ex-wife will earn you 200, helping your future ex-girlfriend with her homework will earn you 150...
For a moment, his childhood sweetheart, future ex-wife, and future ex-girlfriend all gathered around Luo Chen, while the system was still frantically issuing tasks:
"Warning: My future ex-wife is on the verge of turning evil. Please take action to stop her immediately!"
Luo Chen looked at his "future ex-wife" who was still a cold and arrogant academic master, and he couldn't hold it in anymore - did this crappy system come too early?
Now he has to deal with all the problems on campus at the same time: the secret love of his innocent childhood sweetheart, his future ex-wife who has not yet turned evil, and the "ex-girlfriends" recognized by the system.
And the woman who had truly caused his marriage to fail was sitting in the front row of the classroom, smiling back at him...
Ji Pingsheng traveled through time and space and became the leader of the Shangqing Sect. The entire sect had only four ordinary disciples with mediocre qualifications.
However...what he didn't know was.
Eldest Disciple: A sword genius rarely seen in a thousand years.
Second Disciple: The first disciple of the Lord of Chaos Demon Sea.
The third disciple: the daughter of Kunpeng, a demon beast from the Mysterious God Realm.
Fourth disciple: The fourth prince of the Great Yan Dynasty.
Afterwards, Ji Pingsheng didn't believe in evil and collected a few more.
The fifth disciple: a born Buddhist who lost his way in life during the Journey to the West.
The Sixth Disciple: A little princess born with low IQ and good luck
When their identities were exposed, Ji Pingsheng was speechless.
"Are there no ordinary people in this world?"
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