I transmigrated into the sky island Enel, not to pursue the "Infinite Land," but only to use my developed red lightning and electromagnetic wave abilities to do some "things."
Kidnapping a Celestial Dragon? A piece of cake!
I piloted the modified Ark-Maxim and started a live broadcast ten thousand meters above Mary Geoise—publicly executing a Celestial Dragon!
The video of Den Den Mushi (modified) instantly caused a stir in the comments section:
"This slug-nosed Celestial Dragon is hilarious!"
Can methods of execution be crowdfunded?
"Warring States Period: ?! Family members, please report this!"
Kizaru: This execution is so cute!
"Akainu: Kizaru???"
Donation Ranking: "Top Donnie Yen" remains firmly in first place; "Yonko Kaido donated 100 rockets." Boa Hancock donated 100 "Shining for You" tokens...
In front of the bewildered Charles Saint, give him an "afro" with lightning, dance a social dance in front of him, sing to torture him, and explain his various crimes.
The world was initially shocked, then scornful, and then erupted in uncontrollable laughter.
After the execution, I sipped my special Sky Island milk tea and leisurely revealed my coordinates: "I'm 10,000 meters above Mary Geoise, waiting for the navy to come up for tea."
The result? Actor Kizaru and I acted out a special effects blockbuster.
The comments section erupted in cheers: "The best actor in the Grand Line Navy!"
I arranged for a drone to deliver Skypiea-themed milk tea – Four Seasons Spring (without sugar) – to Akainu.
Postscript: "Even on days when a volcano erupts, a little coolness is needed. — Sponsored by Azure Pearl Milk Tea Shop."
Newspaper headlines explode: "Four Emperors and Fleet Admirals Watch Live Stream Together!", "Skypiea Livestream Significantly Reduces Global Crime Rate!", "God Enel: Messenger of Peace!"
Upon waking, Ning Chuan discovered he had traveled to the world of Douluo Continent, becoming a minor figure with mediocre talent and no one to be reckoned with. However, unlike all other travelers, he had not acquired any god-level martial spirit or heaven-defying system. Instead, bound deep within his soul was a garbage collection station connecting all the heavens and universes! Every day, "garbage" from different planes and universes was dumped there: broken artifacts, scrapped mechas, fragments of unknown techniques, depleted magic cores, and even the corpses of alien monsters... To others, these were all useless waste. But in Ning Chuan's eyes, these were truly coveted treasures! "Reclaim the shattered fragments of the imperial weapons from the world of 'The Great Ruler,' extract a wisp of the Mother Qi of all creation, and rebuild the foundation!" "Reclaim the Aoki from the world of 'Marvel'..."
No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter
Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.
As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?
Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!
Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!
Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".
What are Joan of Arc's three good points? Kindness, ignorance, and easy to seduce. Whether it's Black Joan, White Joan, Young Joan, Blue Joan, Red Joan, or whatever Joan of Arc is, they're all mine! What? You say there's no Red Joan or Blue Joan? They just look the same, so it's fine.
Thanks for the invitation. I am currently in the ninja world, just resurrected. I am now the divine son of the Evil God Cult, the chief spokesperson of the Evil God, and the number one lackey appointed by the Evil God.
Based on the principles of dedicating his life to fighting for the Evil God, the Evil God being supreme and omnipotent, the Divine Child Simu devised the [Sacrifice the Ninja World] plan.
Orochimaru: "Only by submitting to the evil god can I obtain eternal life."
Nagato: "True peace is achieved by sacrificing the entire ninja world. Without people, there will be no conflict."
Obito: "I want to create a world where only Jashin exists."
Deidara: "The Jashin-sama is the true art!"
Decades later, the evil god was resurrected and, looking at the Allied Shinobi Forces that came to punish him, slowly typed a question mark.
"I've been sealed away for hundreds of years, and now I'm the public enemy of the ninja world?"
Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...
Food Videos
Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.
Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?
Video introducing Confucius.
Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?
Terracotta Warriors Video
Lu Feng: There are so many people.
Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.
Repair Kick Video
Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.
Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?
Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?
…
When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.
Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.
Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.
Clearance sale of old books, buy
Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?
My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.
One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.
I threw him into the otherworld instance!
[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]
[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]
[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]
Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"
Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"
[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]
Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.
Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?
(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)
Chen Yao is an ember-turned-transmigrator who experienced the Deep Sea ending. He arrives in parallel Japan with his ability panel to start a new life, possessing a worldview and values different from typical Japanese male protagonists, and is known as the least gentle man. He gets caught up in one inexplicable Japanese event after another, until one day he learns that he is cursed with a new curse called the "N Rings," destined to either break up future couples or be on his way to doing so... [Previous works include *The Record of the Eastern Immortals*, *The Taoist Student and the Onmyoji Girl*, *I Became a Light Novel Master in Japan*, *Ark 100%*, and *I Suddenly Became a Yakuza Boss*. Please support this new work.]
“This is the store! Go grab the machine!!”
Chen Mo looked at the ninjas who suddenly poured in and couldn't help but touch his chin.
【A large number of customers entering the venue has been detected! 】
Uchiha Sasuke kicked open the door of the box, with a dangerous light flashing in his Sharingan:
"Boss, turn on the computer for me! Today I want to wash away my shame in the "All Anime Battle" game!"
Three hours later...
"Damn it! That man again?!" Sasuke frantically pulled at his forehead protector, and the word "defeat" was clearly displayed on the screen.
In the next box, Uzumaki Naruto's Nine-Tails Chakra was leaking out faintly.
"This is the tenth time I've been caught by the police..." He stared at the screen of Grand Theft Auto, scratching his head. "This is harder to get away with than graffiti on the Hokage Rock..."
The most outrageous one is Hinata Hyuga, the shy girl blushing in front of Fall Guys:
"Naruto-kun... this game is so difficult..."
[Ding! Ninja player rewards have been distributed! ]
Sasuke comprehends [Chidori: Lightning Release Amplification]
Naruto obtains [Nine-Tails Chakra Activation]
Hinata Awakens [Byakugan: Ten Lines at a Glance]
Just as the internet cafe was in chaos, the door was suddenly pushed open—
"I heard that you have a game here that is more fun than Flying Thunder God?" Edo Tensei Namikaze Minato walked in with a smile.
"I want to exchange my Rinnegan for lifetime VIP!" Nagato from Akatsuki walked in.
Chen Mo looked at this group of unruly ninjas and silently took out the [Forced Disembarkation Card]...
"Um...our new rules are that you can only renew your subscription if you defeat the network administrator."
[System prompt: A shadow-level expert has been detected. It is recommended to upgrade the barrier immediately!]
[No Harem] Chu Tianqing, an emergency doctor, traveled back to the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty because of a medical dispute. With his modern medical knowledge and a system called "Modern Community Hospital", he became a miracle doctor in the Tang Dynasty.
Chu Tianqing: "Your Majesty, your blood pressure is a little high!"
"Minister Fang, your blood sugar is skyrocketing."
"Duke Su, I always thought you had fat-packed muscles. It turns out your blood lipids are pretty high!"