Father, a ninja's capacity truly has its limits. In my short ninja career, I've observed that the harder a ninja trains and the more desperately they fight, the more likely they are to die a pitiful, short-lived death. You must become someone who transcends the ninja realm! What? Son, what are you saying? I… I'm not going to be a ninja anymore, Father!

[Type-Moon] [Simulation] [Scores will increase after the game just opened]

Crossing through Fuyuki, looking at the blood-red pattern on the back of his hand, Novell decides to speedrun the Holy Grail War alone in order to avoid becoming a victim of everyday gas explosions.

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"Ahem, Tohsaka-san, what do you mean I'm some old monster who's lived for who knows how many years? I just recently learned a few little tricks so I can survive in the Holy Grail War."

Novell looked at Rin Tohsaka across from him, whose eyes were filled with deep suspicion.

"Huh? You're asking me why I'm so skilled at rune magic?"

"Of course, it's all about practice, cough, practice makes perfect."

[Conan Fanfiction]

I traveled through time and space and became Kudo Shinichi's younger brother? Are you kidding me!

I don't want to be a detective, I want to be a cartoonist!

Sorry, Shinichi...it's not that I don't want to help you, I just really want to have a younger brother named Edogawa Conan.

By the way, what do you think of my cartoon's protagonist being a Shiba Inu wearing a blue suit, gray shorts, and a red bow tie around his neck?

Isn't it very creative?

My name is Su Wuji, and it has been 22 years since I traveled to a world where demons have revived.

I thought I could live a peaceful life, but I found out that everyone in this world is mentally ill!

The demon who ate people was killed by me with one sword, but there are still people shouting "The demon's life is also a life"?

I'll slap you twice on the spot!

After joining the Demon Slayer Division, I became the most feared "Demon Smasher" in Jiangcheng.

A Nightcry demon is parasitizing villagers? Clear the screen with one strike!

The vampires are pretending to coexist peacefully? Just smack their mouths against the wall!

Rape and sell plasma? Cut off the power and punish with a baton!

I don’t care about the powerful, public opinion, or that bullshit “Demon Rights Protection Act.”

Demons should die!

Can't kill them all? Then kill them until they are extinct!

"Success doesn't have to be mine?"

Oh, success will definitely be mine!

(Invincible flow + decisive killing + violent face slapping, high energy throughout without boring moments, specially designed to deal with saintly bitches and demon lickers!)

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

Thanks for the invitation. I am currently in the ninja world, just resurrected. I am now the divine son of the Evil God Cult, the chief spokesperson of the Evil God, and the number one lackey appointed by the Evil God.

Based on the principles of dedicating his life to fighting for the Evil God, the Evil God being supreme and omnipotent, the Divine Child Simu devised the [Sacrifice the Ninja World] plan.

Orochimaru: "Only by submitting to the evil god can I obtain eternal life."

Nagato: "True peace is achieved by sacrificing the entire ninja world. Without people, there will be no conflict."

Obito: "I want to create a world where only Jashin exists."

Deidara: "The Jashin-sama is the true art!"

Decades later, the evil god was resurrected and, looking at the Allied Shinobi Forces that came to punish him, slowly typed a question mark.

"I've been sealed away for hundreds of years, and now I'm the public enemy of the ninja world?"

[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]

A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.

With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!

The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.

Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!

The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!

Science is a big stage, if you don’t have cheats, don’t come. Kurosawa Hoshino said, it just so happens that I have cheats. ... Conan: "I just found the clues and he solved the case right after. Isn’t this cheating? Can it be played without blocking?" Hattori Heiji: "How can anyone deduce like that? Cheats, it must be cheats." ... Vodka: "Brother, after we kill the target and meet Kurosawa Hoshino, should we kill him? To prevent him from deducing that we are the murderer." Gin: "Stupid, we will only leave after killing the target. We will not stay there to quickly prove to him that we are the murderer, because he can't find us at all." ... Kurosawa Hoshino: "Sorry, I just watched the anime, not cheats."

[Invincible protagonist][HP fanfiction][Making money][Refreshing read][Single female lead][Slytherin]

Travel back in time to Harry Potter, and acquire magical skills by spending gold!

From then on, the art style of the magical world completely went astray.

Only I know that I just want to make more money, and incidentally... become a god.

Years later, Voldemort, wielding the Elder Wand, roared at me, "How dare you oppose the Dark Lord!"

I sighed, and behind me slowly appeared a skill tree, illuminated in gold and stretching across the sky.

“Sorry, Mr. Tang,” I snapped my fingers, “but you’re preventing me from making money.”