[Nonsensical humor, system novel]

Qin Mo transmigrated to a fantasy world and obtained a very old-fashioned system:

The "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!

But he was incredibly lucky and won the lottery for a talent that could make anyone he glared at pregnant.

From then on, he glared at the sky, the earth, and the air; whoever dared to offend him, he would glare at them.

Then he received a reward from the system, and his strength increased rapidly.

Li Tao was an unremarkable piano tuner until an accident bound him to the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system.

The system rewards customers with money, skills, and information after each sound adjustment.

His skills were praised by clients, and high-level invitations poured in…

What? A cultivation system? You want me to cultivate immortality? Me! A dignified 21st-century youth, am I cut out for cultivation? Can I even calm down and cultivate immortality?

Then I'll just lie down! Cultivating immortality is too tiring! And all that fighting and killing!

What? You switched to the "Many Children, Many Blessings" family system again? Your cultivation depends entirely on your offspring's efforts? Hehehe! Such a good thing!

Well then... I'll reluctantly choose to cultivate immortality!

[Many children, many blessings + ruthless and decisive + multiple female leads + dynastic struggle + invincible protagonist] Just after transmigrating, his family was destroyed and his entire family of loyal martyrs were exiled to the border town. Only his beautiful wife and sickly Lin Mo remained at home. He was bullied by thugs in front of him and had a powerful enemy hiding behind him. How can he break through this heaven-defying start?

...[Ding! Congratulations, host, for activating the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!]

...[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the key to the "Dual Cultivation Technique"!]

From then on, Lin Mo no longer held back. Starting from a small border town, he swept across the land with beauties, waged war with iron and blood, and finally ruled the world, creating an unparalleled immortal dynasty!

Now, with power and beauty at his fingertips, Lin Mo is troubled every night...

Ye Chen was hunted down by his stepmother's men, and joined the Hehuan Sect to protect himself.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have activated the Many Children, Many Blessings System!]

Dual cultivation makes you stronger, and having offspring brings generous rewards!

Ye Chen realized that if one could increase their cultivation level by practicing dual cultivation, who would bother to cultivate diligently?

The Hehuan Sect lacks everything, but it has no shortage of female disciples!

Is the power of sects gradually declining?

I, Ye Chen, have children who all possess spiritual roots, and I rely on sowing seeds to save a collapsing edifice!

From then on, a legend was added to the cultivation world: countless sects knelt and begged to send the Holy Maiden to the bed of the Joyful Union Ancestor...

You won't even spare the sect leader?

Reborn in Battle Through the Heavens, I became the Ancestor of Yunshan.

Is that the old man whose sect was destroyed, whose disciples were kidnapped, whose soul was devoured, and whose corpse was turned into a puppet that was then possessed by someone else?

Fortunately, I obtained the system!

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Heaven-Defying Five Elements Conversion Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: The Devouring Spirit Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Cultivation Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Battle Skill!"

"Ding! Favorability maxed out! Congratulations, host, you have received double rewards: Mastery of Alchemy, Origin of Soul Power!!!"

...

The Chosen One? The Soul Palace?

No one can touch the people of my Yunlan Sect!

No one can take the land belonging to my Yunlan Sect!

With a mighty wind rising from the northwest, his sword is aimed at the Central Plains, known throughout the land!

The day the Ancestor of Yunshan ascended to the throne, the eight clans trembled in fear!

...

Ye Yang transmigrated into the body of a useless Taoist master from Longhu Mountain, who couldn't learn anything.

His own children, however, are all exceptionally talented.

After communicating in the chat group, the idea of ​​having many children and accumulating blessings was awakened.

As long as his child gains power through cultivation in other worlds, he can obtain it with a critical hit multiplier.

The child is king, while he is the emperor emeritus.

[Congratulations to group member Ye Yang: His eldest son, Ye Hao, in the spirit world, used thunder magic to subdue ghosts and gods, gaining ten times the cultivation level and becoming a Thunder Magic Celestial Venerable]

[Congratulations to group member Ye Yang: Your second daughter, Ye Qingling, has achieved the Martial Saint title in the martial arts world by breaking through the limits of martial arts, gaining five times the cultivation power, and achieving physical sainthood.]

...

Ye Yang: "Blue Star is now experiencing a spiritual resurgence, and all sorts of demons and monsters are running rampant. It's best if we don't go down the mountain."

The children exclaimed, "Father, the most powerful cultivator on Earth right now is only at the Golden Core stage, while you've already become an Immortal Emperor!"

【Many children, more blessings】【Beautiful beyond measure】【Create greater glory】

After being promoted, 30-year-old Cao Pingwa, an employee of a large factory, unexpectedly awakened the system of having many children and good fortune.

Cao Pingao: The country encourages free employment. After being laid off, I started driving an online taxi.

The country encourages mass entrepreneurship and innovation. I started the world's largest internet celebrity company.

The country encourages people to have more children, I fully support it!!!

[Many women + Cao thief + rebel against the teacher]

As a time traveler, Qin Hailou had a miserable life.

His spiritual roots were destroyed, causing him to fall into the mortal world and leave Ziyun Sect sadly at the age of thirty.

Then he relied on his fists to build a huge family business in Yongning Town.

But when he was seventy years old, he still had no children, which made him very sad.

I thought I would live out my life in solitude, and in the end my huge fortune would be lost to outsiders.

Unexpectedly, when the deadline came, the old age counterattack system was awakened.

The counterattack starts with having a child?

Then I won’t pretend anymore!

What's wrong with being seventy years old? Haven't you heard that at seventy, you can do whatever you want?

Fairies from the world of cultivation, here I come!

And Master, please forgive me for my unfilial behavior!

Many years later, Qin Hailou looked back again, and behind him were countless corpses of his enemies, and the Qin family had long become the largest family in the world of cultivation.

PS: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text~

Su Mu has awakened the [Black Technology for More Children and More Blessings] system.

As long as you give birth to offspring with a goddess with a score of 95 or above, you will be rewarded with incredible technologies such as controlled nuclear fusion and curvature engine.

But Su Mu has never even been in a relationship, how could he possibly pursue a high-scoring goddess?

Su Chen, who has been single for eighteen years, decisively chose to hand over the system to the country!

......

However, the country's actions left him completely dumbfounded.