Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

He struck gold and woke up to find himself in a chaotic world of American comics, teeming with superheroes and lunatics. His starting location was even more auspicious—New York's infamous cesspool, Hell's Kitchen. His identity? An orphan, Joseph Sergeyevich von Lee, currently a low-level henchman for a third-rate gang called the Page Gang, doing menial tasks like running errands and keeping watch, with no future in sight.

Fortunately, I obtained the scholar template, and as long as the template progress is maxed out, I can unlock the next scholar.

Thus, this already chaotic world lost an insignificant gangster henchman, but gained a mad scholar with a volatile personality and bizarre behavior.

(Smart general + invincible + reasonable plot + no collapse of combat power)

After defeating Kabuto Yakushi and lifting all the Impure World Reincarnation of the Fourth Ninja World War, Itachi, who was burdened with countless darkness and contradictions, completely conveyed his will and love to Sasuke and left the ninja world without any regrets.

But just when Itachi thought that everything was over, he regained his 18-year-old body and came to the bottom of the Sabaody Archipelago in the pirate world!

"The Age of Discovery? Thousand Sunny?"

"You want to go to Fishman Island, 10,000 meters below? And find the end of the Grand Line?"

"You want me to be your companion?"

Luffy smiled and waved at Itachi: "This is truly a fate given to us by God, Tear Groove Man, you must be my partner."

Zoro: "Although I don't know this guy's origins, he is quite reliable."

Robin: "I am very interested in him. Maybe he is carrying a destiny that he himself does not even know about."

Akainu: "K-sou! Put a bounty on that man. Itachi Uchiha's head is worth at least 3 billion!"

Garp: "Hahahaha, I don't know where this guy came from, but the giant he summoned is really cool."

When the gold, wood, water, fire, and earth in traditional culture come to the world of Hokage, different wonderful stories will be produced. In the fog of the unknown, the protagonist made great progress all the way and eventually became an alternative five-attribute ninja.

[Crossing over + Naruto + System + Decisive Killing] Crossing over to the Naruto world, taking down the goddess Tsunade at the beginning. What? In the Naruto world, you can actually use the Breathing of Thunder? ! What is this? This is actually a Zanpakuto? ! [This is the first time the author has written a novel, and the writing is very poor] [If you have any opinions, please mention them in the comment area and the author will enrich the plot later]

Digital World～～～

A child who was not chosen

Breaking into it in a way that is neither sacred nor planned...

(Advance notice: I will write about Digimon 1 to 5, and other series will depend on the situation...)

Xin died in 22 BC

The [Magic Association of the Continent] held its first magician examination, and Celia personally served as the chief examiner.

"Unqualified, next one."

"Generally, rated as a fifth-level magician."

"Unqualified. You can't even stand in front of my magic? That's terrible."

.....

After Celia eliminated several magicians in a row, it was finally the turn of the young man named Gut.

Celia: The magic power is pretty good.

Wait, are you thinking of something when you look at me?

Gutt: Um...

I think you are very cute, can I hug you?

Celia:......

Gut: And then...I noticed that your magic power is...shaking.

"Oh-"

Celia's lips curled up into an irrepressible smile.

"You are qualified. Come and be my disciple."

"Yes, teacher."

.......

The next day, Celie called Gut to her side and pointed to the mountain-like magic book behind her and said.

As a reward for my disciple, tell me a magic that you want most, and I will [give] it to you.

Gut: Teacher, I want [Counter Magic].

Celia: Oh, there are still people who know this magic from the mythical era. Well, I will use the transfer magic...

Gut: Teacher, I don’t want to use this method.

Celia: Boring.

Given the human lifespan, it would be difficult to grasp it even if one spends one's entire lifetime.

Gut: Then let me stay by your side all my life.

Celia: ....

Gut, you are very ambitious. I will probably remember you as my disciple.

Aoko, reborn in Soul Society, is found by Hana, and having no way to repay her kindness, Aoko decides to repay her with his body! So this is a journey of gratitude filled with positive energy, and there are no rivals ahead on the road to Hana!

The main world of Bleach

Highschool of the Dead, One Piece, Under One Person, and Claymore have all ended!

Preparing for the world of *Dragon Maid*, *The King of Fighters*, *Double Dragon*, *Naruto*, *One-Punch Man*, *Marvel*, *DC*, etc.

(Single female protagonist Hermione + growth flow + daily life in Hogwarts) What is it like to have a succubus father?

The protagonist is a little weak at the beginning, but will gradually become stronger, and will solo Voldemort in the later stage.

Professor McGonagall: "Rodrigo is my best student. As his son, you must complete these dozen Transfiguration exams tonight."

Snape: "Rodrigo is my best friend. As his son, you won't be able to sleep tonight until this batch of potions is finished."

Voldemort: "Rodrigo is my most hated enemy. As his son, you must die for me."

...Norman said that he was just a poor student and he just wanted to live a life of leisure.

Hermione, the top student, said: "Your father is so great, you can't be so decadent. Let's memorize this magic analysis book together tonight."

...One day when people asked Norman what drove him to become the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, and to make great contributions to Charms and Alchemy, he shed sad tears.

"I want to thank everyone who has helped me, my teachers, my friends, and my beloved, idiotic father."

This is a story of a son paying off a father's debt.

The father had a wide network of contacts and left a lot of inheritance for his son

…

Rodrigo: "Severus, smile more... smile more"

…

Rodrigo: "Severus, I feel sick. I like someone I shouldn't like."

Snape slowly backed away: "It can't be me?"

"I'm not that sick yet."

Grandpa sells bombs in Knockturn Alley, and my second uncle is locked up in Azkaban!

My parents, aunts, and uncles are all poachers. What am I supposed to do after transferring schools three times?

If I don't work hard, I'll only inherit a castle, thirty thousand acres of land, two shady businesses, and a poaching team from my family. I'll be a complete failure! Nothing at all!